Is it possible for a piece of antique furniture to be haunted?

>>19126053
>Is it possible for a piece of antique furniture to be haunted?
The real question is: Can a pile of ashes you flush down the toilet (that used to be haunted antique furniture) be haunted?

>>19126053
yes, my mummy's dildos are haunted, each time i open the drawer i hear the voices of little children and a strong voice say "perkele"

i hope i didn't spook yuo :--DD

My asshole is haunted by your mama's fat tongue

Furniture kin people who died.

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>>19126216
This will result in phantom furniture. You have to smear it with garlic butter and blast it to pieces with silver buckshot.

>>19128124
kek

>>19126053
Is it possible for a piece of antique furniture to NOT be haunted?
Seriously, the likelyhood of spooky shit living in an inanimate object only increases the longer it's around and the more it changes hands.

I used to have a couch that would buzz me with 'electricity' if i fell asleep on it.

I took it to the dump.