the asgard gods are real. i made a burnt offering to odin, tyr,

All the gods are real. There are even gods out there that people don't know about.

>>19117846
Valhalla is literally a massive psychiatric facility for souls with PTSD.

>>19117872
well seeing as my time in the military has ended. (which is when i started worshiping them) my chances of getting into valhalla is pretty slim unless i die in battle here on american shores which is unlikley. ill probably end up dieing of straw death and being in freyas hall

>>19117872
also valhalla is a feast every day and a fight every night in order to be prepared for the final battle. id hardly call that a psychiatric facility for dudes with ptsd

>>19117885
Nah, unless you die in battle you go to hel.

Enjoy your knee deep freezing mud

>>19117900
theres vallhalla, hel, folkvangr, and helgafejell. and even so hel is just a place that you never fell content for the most part as per the eddas and sagas. way to fail at trolling faggot

Yeah, because I want to live where there's nothing but big muscular dudes to look at.

>>19117933
shieldmadiens are a thing, as are valkaries.

>>19117899
What could be better for trauma management then living in a huge house with other people that have the same experience as you and then talking through those experiences every day with people that can actually relate.

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>>19117945
also many Goddesses and servants for the Valkyrie

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>>19117933
>He doesn't want to appreciate the male form in peak condition for all eternity

>>19119252
You literally eat and relax all day and then you enter battle with eachother and slay eachother

The cure for ptsd probably doesn't include cleaving your friends skull

Most ancient pagan rites were around serpents and dragons.

>>19117928
What are the other ones like?