Personal stories/pictures of aliens.

Yes there is a legitimate picture out there called goatse.

>>19117599
Yeah... no thank you.

I'm a god from another planet. I came to earth and switched bodies, therefore, I am an alien.

posted this many years ago but might aswell again seeing as none of those faggots still browse probably

>be me
>be 19 year old volunteer firefighter
>just finished ECA course (emergency care assistant)
>essentially am a glorified first aid provider and hand holder to tell you, youre not gonna die when youre dumbass stuck your arm in a woodchipper until the paramedics get there
>recieve call for diabetic shock around 2:45 am(lots of old people around here happens pretty fucking often)
>residence is way out in the country, takes roughly 10 minutes to drive there
>arrive at station 2:53am take command vehicle (we didnt have an ambulance were a volunteer department)
>hauling ass down this old country road, doing about 65
>see deer cross road infront of me slam on breaks
>just before i stop i hear the paramedics from the city say theyre en route
>dispatch acknowledges and states the time is 2:47am
>come to complete stop
>deer stares at me
>see bright flash of light to my left and look
>flash fades and look back at road
>deer is gone
>dispatch is panicing calling my callsign asking me to acknowledge
>reply and inform them im still en route
>tell me call was handled 45 mins ago
>check time 3:32am
>vehicle still running, my watch has stopped however it still shows 2:44am
>return to station thouroughly spooked
>dont sleep the next 3 nights

to this day i still dont know what happened, im not saying i was abducted or anything all i do know is my watch for some reason stopped where every other clock kept going.

>>19117689
This is what i was looking for.

For some reason
>deer stares at me
Reminded me of a nightmare i once had that i still think is the worst ive had.

Just out of curiosity did the deer look like a normal deer or was there something wrong about it for example the eyes?

>>19117722
not really, i mean the eyes kinda reflected the light of the headlights and made it look like its eyes were glowing, then again i usually dont see the film in their eyes get that bright so yeah kinda.

>>19117728
Headlights reflecting from eyes should be completely normal.

I just was interested if it would have had blank eyes or eyes that make you feel like youre looking straight to the deers soul.

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Archangels killed me April 15, 2014 but I'm still alive. Waiting for reinforcements which are supposed to be arriving directly.

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>>19117784
no no like it wasnt all light reflecting from its eyes, they were brighter than that, like its eye would have had to be right looking directly into the headlight from inches away to be this bright, and it covered the whole eye.

I once saw a UFO. Big ass round thing with flashy lights came into atmosphere over St. Louis, MO, at a quick speed, hovered for a few seconds, and then blasted off in a completely different direction (like, 37° angle, impossible for a jet or any other known aircraft) back out of the atmosphere. Normally I would've chalked it up to my eyes playing tricks on me because I was skeptical of aliens at the time (knew that statistically they had to exist but wasn't sold on them having visited Earth), however it was me and my girlfriend making out in a field and she saw it too. She wanted to go home immediately after because it freaked her the fuck out.

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>>19117792
Well whatever it is or caused it its still not what i would be looking for.

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>>19117585

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>>19117946
I don't know what it is. This pic was taken at 4:00 am. I also don't know if it is an UFO or some type of comet.

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>>19117956

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>>19117958

>>19117956
It does not look like a comet or any aircraft tho. Did you manage to capture it on video?

>>19117993
Nope. I just took it while I was drunk in a camping party with my friends. I thought it was a nice pic and then I zoomed it and i saw that.

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this photo was taken by my sister. She was not really freaked out, but i was

>>19118031
I don't see it

>>19118003
It sure is a nice picture.
My only guesses are: experimental aircraft, real ufo, tracer bullet?? And picture of mars taken with shaking hands.

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>>19118035
here

>>19118040
Now i see it. Looks legit but it can be some type of station that looks like is floating or summat.

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>>19118035
I zoomed in a bit for you and just so that it would be seen better.

>>19118037
Can you take a photo of Mars from the Earth with a BQ Aquaris 4,5?

>>19118040
>>19118050

Well this is awkward...

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>>19118048
>>19118050
No, she was shooting mountains and that was on one of the pictures. Here is another photo from that day.

>>19118052
I dont know that much about cameras but mars can be seen with bare eyes so i guess its bossible. But im not sure about the color of the light.

>>19118065
Place and date? Any idea if you were the only one that could spot it?

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>>19118065

Super low quality pic but could this be it? Or just some dust?

>>19118050
looks kinda like a water tower, but it seems to be too big for that.

>>19118078
Russia, Dagestan, middle of summer 2016. UFOs are not that rare in the area. As a kid, a saw some kind of meteorite in the sky that was really bright. Many people i know also report about some kind of lights in the sky they can not explain. As i said earlier, my sister saw the UFO itself only on picture later, so it was there not for a long time.

>>19118092

There was another picture of the same mountain but it was not there >>19118065

But i spotted something on top of the brown building >>19118088

>>19118088
don't know, was shot on an ipad

>>19117689
>arrive station at 2:53
>...
>[...] states the time is 2:47

Wut?

https://youtu.be/UrfDttui5HE?list=PLzrIkvXnoZr-f2ZRhuYqUXgJ7ZzC791ZN

>>19118104
he probably typod and ment for it to be 2:35

yes alien once put probe in anus and bum bum hurt much after

>>19117689
Have a similar story, Will post soon. I had it screenshotted, just gotta find it

Would like to discuss more with you

>>19118117
Nope, b/c he said the initial call came at 2:45... so he couldn't have been at the station prior to that.

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I went through a phase of life where I meditated heavily. Focused my attention towards my galactic background. Am I connected to any other species through past lives or whatever? Started asking those questions n shit. Started getting signs instantly when I asked these questions in my mind. Arcturian stuff started popping up everywhere. So I focused my attention on arcturians and researched information about them. One night asked whatever was giving me these signs to show itself and instantly got this feeling to go outside my door. Opened my eyes and said out loud "okay I will.." I was living in an apartment on my own at the time if that informations even matters? anyway i walked out the door and looked into the sky and there was this bright orange/red light floating in the sky. I begin to feel emotional and started crying. As if it felt so familiar but far away and thankful for the proof I asked for. I knew it was them. Anyway, this light floated so bright and big then started to fade and zoom farther away. I kept saying thank you. I haven't tried talking to it ever since but I did have a weird dream 6 months later with these two aliens in it. I had to wear sunglasses in my dream around them. They said something about microwave technology and how they use microwave frequencies to travel? Idk. That's all I have.

I had spoken to aliens outside my window, they never came back and felt like the malicious types, one came to me and flew back to a man in kansas. I hunted it through the astral realm and stole its tech.

>>19118031
oh i see it close enough to the hill looks like it could be a water tower desu

>>19118100
from a different angle tho as you can see look like further back on the street and the tower is right where a change in perspective could make it not visable

I saw a bright blue orb on a camping trip in southeast Michigan about 10 years ago. It was dusk, there was a full moon out for a clear reference. Me and a friend were walking back to the campsite in the forest when I noticed a huge pale blue light right above the tree tops. The moon was nearby and this appeared to be three times bigger though the level of light and lack of any sort of definition on the "craft" made it very hard to determine actual size. We watched for about three minutes and then it flew at an impossible speed away. Almost like in star wars were you see the ship stretch as it goes away. Absolutely no sound. Will draw a picture of anyone's interested.

>>19119008
Please draw.

>>19118031
>>19118050
metal disk suspended from powerlines, a classic

>>19117585
i once saw bright light coming into my room and disappearing but when i looked out the window it was just two very lit up aircraft flying in a loop from Elmendorf.

>>19119335
I'll draw after work anon, 5 eastern time.

First time trying to greentext, be gentle.

>be in Arizona, 17 at the time
>be at friends house late and decide to crash there because he lives on the outskirts of town and I biked there.
>be 2AM
>room flooded with light.
>leave room
>whole house is lit up like it's mid-day
>his parents are freaking out
>try to go outside, door will not open
>house starts to shake, shit starts falling off walls.
>see silhouettes of tall thin people outside, can't make out because light is so bright.
>friends dad gets gun, starts shouting
>lights suddenly go out the instant everything stops shaking
>door opens now
>no one outside
>parental units call cops
>me and friend go back to bed
>next morning
>no record of earthquake
>funky "unidentified" animal footprints all over the area outside
>bike is gone
>no really it's gone, this is no joke.
>bunch of other very random stuff is gone, garden hose, a bush, etc.
>call parents
>come get me
>yell at me for losing bike.
>aliens stole my bike?

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>>19121166
Fucking space niggers

>>19117855

lol cockblocked by a ayylmao

I used to live with a fellow that was SUPER into aliens and stuff. Plenty of ufo sightings, thinks he had an implant,etc. I've seen ufo's before and saw several while living with him. In the first few months living with him, I had many troubled dreams, sleep paralysis tied in with them and whatnot. I'll greentext the weirdest one.
>be sleeping.
>have weird dream about this three headed being entering my room.
>left head looks like typical grey, right looks like a weird Venus flytrap and the center head looks like Beatlejuices shriveled head.
>woke myself up shouting, or at least trying
>describe it to roommate next day.
>he calls his friend and says "Anon saw the doctor"
>hands me the phone and she describes exactly what I saw.

Kind of an anticlimax, but that really freaked me out.

A few months back actually
>be me, uni student in a coastal town in the uk
>there's a castle down by the seafront its pretty cool
>i like to walk around the seafront pretty late its refreshing air and its pretty well lit so no possible spooks
>walking up around the hill near it
>weird feeling in my head
>see a weird light formation and a kinda staticy lookin shape
>lights suddenly vanish and the feelings gone

>>19124991
How did your anus feel?