Creating an astral/virtual space that we can occupy nonlocally

die bitch

>>19117552
situated in froge zone, I summon the maximum of my energies

your butthole will catch on fire this day, and the burns, oh they will be

much

sim salabim, doge bolt to purge your sin!

BY ORDER OF FROGE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE
WILL BECOME DEMIGODS

>>19117718
demigod powers:
-doge telepathy
-frog smiting
-extra body heat

I have composed a hymn of praise to Froge.

oh froge, thy powers mighty
mighty as the ocean winds
froge, you shall not let them slight me
froge, destroyer of all sins

froge, the lord of all memes
who dareth to tread
your eyebrows between

your hands may be webbed
and snout may be moist
the union of creatures
my banner shall hoist

I love thee oh froge, I love all thy ways
like the sound of the raindrops
in summer's eve haze
or the trickle of streams
in meadows and tops
of the mightiest mountains
you're a dog and a frog

Anyone who is froge shall be froge.

>>19117776
WELCOME
OH
BLESSED LORD

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>>19117764
How old are you? Grow up you wee prick! And tell your mother I want my pants back.

>>19117797
oh blessed froge, protector vast
who giveth palindromes and dubs
bring out your fiery sword and blast
this man so that his hands are nubs

>>19117776
froge, the god of almost quads.

>>19117813
the digits of frog combined with the irony of doge.

truly the god of gods.

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>>19117823
>almost

>>19117864
he's speaking to me... it all makes sense

864... that means... the next number must be 2

>>19117886
froge is 2 things... that means... he's a dog and a frog

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>>19117544
I know this is a troll thread but there actually have been attempts to build astral spaces carried out by /x/ bros, almost all of which have ended in disaster. There was even a story about some guy going missing the first time around.

>>19117544
If I see this thing I will drains its life and send it to an alternate universe

>>19118017
>>19118017
how do u build an astral space?

>>19118017
holy shit is that archived?? i gotta see that

>>19118017
no bro its not. froge is real

I was involved in the most recent attempt to create one, it ended up getting called "Arclantis" and then I forced them to worship Pepe and trapped one of their souls in a burrito

>>19118677
you're in one bro

w e're i n the f ro ge zo n e

IN THE FROGE ZONE FROGE IS HERE

FROGE
IS HERE
FROGE IS
HERE

froge says... "build portal. wow. summon me into this world. such NEW world. very, very wow. very, very, very... w o w"

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>>19117544
Kek. Froge looks like an orange with legs. Respect due, Froge.

>>19118836
Bring the burrito back. Much punishment shall be had.

Do not cross these lines. Froge will vaporize you.

>>19118017
I vaguely remember this.

>>19118869
I didn't want to force it too much. I'm assuming people will keep punishing it, because that is its destiny. The surface has barely been scratched on burrito research.

>>19118969
also hail froge and praise him, may he be praised amen.

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>>19118978
>almost dubs

he's here

>>19118988
>dubs

WOLOLOLOLOLOLO
time to sing hymns of praise

OH THOU WHO GIVEST ALL
froge, ambiguously tall
size of frog or size of dog
spirit like a blazing sun
giver of all memes and fun
children we, with minds agog
praising in the mud like logs
prostrated on faces one
in love for froge, our lives are done

I love froge and I want to suck his dick
I praise him until my body gets sick
I live life in the service of the lord
frog, and dog, with mystic word
all worlds creating, broad as sky
I want to bake him a tasty pie
my life is nothing in his orb
where all who enter find accord
I want to choke his dong in prayer
it seemeth wrong, yet somehow fair
it is so long, he is so rare

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>>19117544

>>19119529
are u afrid of froge

Froge sayeth, be not afraid, for I am wow.