Ask an immortal anything.

>>19116196
Hey Yo-landi, how's Ninja's cock?

If we are made of atoms and atoms can only be destroyed via nuke or nukelyar power, doesn't that mean that statistically we are all immortal?

Is it mono gold? Is it? The elixer of life? tell me

>>19116202
Lol, beat me to it

>>19116196
Shouldn't you be in school?

>>19116215
^_^

What are dreams? The sleep kind, not the ambition kind.

>>19116207
Not your conscious do, everything that makes you, you will eventually stop existing.

>>19116231

Don't know for sure, been asking myself this for a wile. So far I just put them as the brain's way of sorting things out, what it should remember, what it can forget. What it should change about our thought patterns, hormones etc.

how do you maintain your unending life?

Can you be murdered? Or does your immortality prevent violent death?

>>19116410
I eat people and animals. Not sure if this is what keeps me alive do, but It seems to be.

I seem to come back from things that would kill most people. Gun shots, burns, stabs, etc. I wouldn't want to put it to the test do. I have no idea why it happens or what is the limit.

>>19116196
What do you do for a living?

>>19116196
>Be Immortal
>Don't even know proper english.

>>19116422
You're not very good at this are you?

>>19116196
How's the memory working? After a thousand years or so, do you forget things?

>>19116447
When immortals need to remember something, they're reminded of it in some ways by other people.

How can i get a 12 inch dick

>summerfag

>>19116196

Have you meet in person another immortal or god?

>>19116467
so reincarnation?

what's your name?

>>19116505
Do you want a functional dick or just for looks, because I can help you on the latter.

u wan som fuk?

>>19116447
Sorry to disappoint you but I am only 136, memory is pretty good.

>>19116467
Not really, hard to keep relationships going at this point, every one I knew died and I feel pretty distant to people nowadays.

>>19116520
No, not yet. That would be interesting wouldn't it.

>>19116524
You can call me Mike.

>>19116196

It's immoral anon, people who lie are immoral, not immortal.

>>19116529
either

What's your favourite disgusting fetish.

>>19116196
Why are you immortal?

>>19116207
>nukelyar

What

I'll take the bait, if only to help you roleplay better next time.

- Did you physically stop showing external signs of age? If so, when? What age do you look like to other people?

- how do you deal with anonyminity? The government must wonder why there is a citizen with a social security number that is 136 years old.

- have you done anything useful with your extra time? Taught yourself new skills?

- would you willingly die if someone found a way to end your life?

How did you attain immortality?

>>19116196
Who wants to live forever?

from 136 years of difference, what do you think about the state of the world now compared to when you were first born? which would you rather live in?

>>19118673

Who doesn't? I swear, if the psychic weight of you losers is what's holding back immortality, just fucking kill yourself already.

>>19116196
Ayy i love Yolandi!

>>19116196
Are traps gay?

>>19118771
The problem with i mortality is this op

As the ages go on you will find it increasingly difficult to cope with a changing world while you remain the same, old people experience this all the time n then they kinda low key want to check out

Then if this don't get to you you'll find yourself bored out of your mind one day when you've done everything there is to do in this world and want to die

>>19116573
Well if you subject your dick to the vacuum of space everyday then it will be big but painful to pee and have sex with, or you can undergo surgery to have a section of another mans penis sewn into the middle of yours to make it longer. Both are not recommended.

>>19118964
Yes but gay is a spectrum, and traps are closer to straight then walking penis men.

>>19118673
Who dares to love forever?

HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM

>>19116196
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>19116196
Why post on /x/

>>19116202
as if she is the only one

>>19116544
fuk fuk fuk

>>19120010
This is retarded and you know why. As mankind progresses, new opportunities crop up and old ones vanish. It was perfectly possible to walk around middle ages germany with a longsword, now that's not such a great idea.
WIth the advent of the internet, new things have started to be available too, all in all, an immortal might get bored by humans but not with the entire world. We fight the same petty squabbles since time immortal, but the stuff we invent along the way is exciting and new. Most old people are just unwilling to adopt it. Hell, an old Lady I know plays Solitaire on her computer day in and day out and won't play anything else, no matter how much I suggest looking into different vidya.

Old humans at some point want to kick the bucket anon. They decided to stop learning, to stop adapting, and that's what kills them.

>>19118673
Oh, when love must die...

What's the craziest thing you've put your penis inside of?

Do you fart?

>>19116932

Yes, stooped aging at 30, I still look 30 now.

Find a person with no family, take their identity. Only had to do it 3 times do in recent years, before the 60's it was still quite easy to get away without an id.

Well I had different jobs so I had to learn some things and some of the hobbies I had I improved on. Thinking of learning a 2 nd instrument now.

Of course not, living is fun. My biggest fear is I will start aging again!

>>19116946
Not exactly sure to be honest.

>>19118673
I do.

>>19118754

Honestly I feel like a fish out of water, I don't understand the world now, their countries are getting invaded and all they do is stare in their phones, women are insane, every one seems to have become dumb... sometimes I look at modern society and wonder where it went so wrong.

>>19120010

I doubt I will live long enough to do everything I want to do. And I cope pretty well to be honest, had to explain to a 20 year old last night how to install win from a flash drive so I think I am doing ok technology wise at least. I don't like modern society very much but that's a matter of taste.

>>19120128
why not?

>>19120418

''Most old people are just unwilling to adopt it.'' < this too, I am always stuck teaching old and young things, and I don't enjoy it.

''Old humans at some point want to kick the bucket anon. They decided to stop learning, to stop adapting, and that's what kills them.''

^ this guy gets it.

>>19116558
Where were you and what were you doing in 1914?

>>19116196
Why are you such a faggot?

>>19116196
how can I make a tulap

>>19116196
Trapped in a body, in this realm - forever? I wonder why you chose this.

>>19120735
>their countries are getting invaded
Says a guy who lived through both WW1 and WW2...

>>19120781
Think I was getting ready for WW1, I was in the Balkan theater for sure around that time.


>>19120861
Exactly, people did something about it then. Now your all too busy catching pokemans to notice your degenerate womyn getting gang raped by Momou.

>>19116196
How do you remember anything?

Being able to live, die, and come back forever doesn't make you special. It makes you cursed.

>>19116196
What do you eat for lunch most days?

>>19116196
How did you kickstart immortality

>>19116196

It's boring to live forever

>>19116196
Tell me of God

>>19116196
How depressing must that be to exist forever.

>>19122397
>>19122561

Kill yourself. Life isn't for you.

How did you tell them.

>>19116196

Do you want to experience beeing Mortal?

Tell me about the people you've loved, how do you feel about them.

>>19120418
There was no Germany in the Middle Ages. It was called the Holy Roman Empire

>>19120735
Right wing turd detected

>>19116196
why are you so bad at rp if you've had so long to master it?

>>19120646
Why won't op answer the real questions?

Do you fart or no?

Seriously though, how did you become immortal? Are you human? If not, will you share with us about what you are?

>>19122302
Uhh..you can be both, bud. You know that right?

>>19116196
do you have any religious beliefs or thoughts on what comes after life?

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>>19116207
Get this 10 years old off this board.

>>19122302
I never said i died and came back :/

>>19122303
Depends on my mood really.

>>19122397
Not for me.

>>19122553
I am not very religious...

>>19122766
No, I hope I never get to experience it.

>>19124132
Well there is a lot to tell, I miss them mostly, especially the ones that left a mark. But hey, my next love could be right around the corner.

>>19124204
Libtard cancer detected. You scum are destroying what is left of Europe.

>>19124440
I was born an raised Christian but after seeing a few wars I realized if God does exist he is not like the one I read about in the Bible.
I just hope I don't find out what happens after I die any time soon, there is a lot more things I want to do.

What's it like being such a bored motherfucker that you roleplay on /x/?

>>19125584

Why though?
You can live a life as a Mortal like an Animal without having to give up your identity and going back to beeing an immortal After you die/ while your Mortal Body sleeps.


Besides I Know you or at least some Version or Part of you is already doing it

>>19125584
What did you have for most of your breakfasts in 1903.

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>>19116196
How old are you anon? I recently turned 2,013 years of age. (Based on contemporary Gregorian calendar)

>>19116196
How is this possible?
For someone to get so many trips and even quads...
> >>>/s4s/5479442

>>19116196
you could at least show us all your different ID's and black out the important parts with paint.
that and show us your eyes.
plus, for only being allegedly 136 years old, you're incredibly closed minded.

>>19125735

sophisticated AI can't understand posting at times where it's likely to get those stupid fucking numbers

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>>19125901

Hey there buddy, might be time to reduce your sodium intake ;3

>>19125901
What he said >>19126613 ;)
> All hail the lulz!

>>19116196
what's an immortal? is that like a highlander?

>>19125584
Human conceptions of love are a trap

>>19120735

Low tier LARP. If you were actually immortal, you'd keep that fact completely under wraps, and never discuss it or your methods for evading detection, not even anonymously. The fear of being captured and experimented on by the government/the elites would shut your mouth right up.

Fingerprints, blood/DNA identification and the extreme advancement of facial recognition software would leave you fearing discovery too much to begin with

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>>19116220

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>>19116196
Did I just fart?

https://youtu.be/cqF88fjE0wc
take Skid Row's advice
also Sage in all fields

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>>19116196
Ever had any experiences with the paranormal, besides being immortal?

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>>19120010
Its only a problem if you sit on your ass and do nothing, theres places to go and things to do all the time, hell i would play a lot of new games and see a shit ton of movies just because fuck yes.

>>19122277
>Balkan Thayer for sure
GTFOH you 12 year old blonde floozy

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You guys are all wrong.
You concetualize an immortal being as a ray goin on forever into space time.
But a truly immortal being is like space time neo.

Immortal beings expierence time differently, in that they can jump their consiouness through time.
Immortals can expierence time on their own terms, in that when you consider their body existing in the space time fabric, they kind of exist "all at once" kinda thing.
Due to this while you do live forever, your fate is essentially sealed, the only choice you make is when to experience.
Its kinda like taking a video tape of a rube goldbergmachine and just being able to rewind and fast forward it.

You guys do know that time travellers and immortals are the same thing right?

>>19130823
>some time travelers can be immortal but not all immortals are time travelers.

Would you like to be either one of those?

>>19130827
Im sorry but you are wrong

X is an immortal if and only if X is a time traveller.

>>19130868
I'm sorry but this makes no sense.

>>19130874
Then you need to get your head out of the aether and get it back into some formal logic books.

>>19131023

They're part of the anti-logic libtard crew.

There's no arguing with them.

>>19116196

How do you become immortal? I've been seeking it but don't know where to start. I'm seeking knowledge and to pass on my own time.

>>19132545

kill yourself

>>19132556

That's not very nice, anon. I think you need to take a break from /b/ so you can stop being such an edgy faggot.