SCP GAME:

Roll. I hope I won't get any keter

>>19113743
The data corruptor scp could be a problem if he decides to play with the doors or the other tech stuff.

The disc is safe

For the fountain, if I find it first I'm dead, if I find the doll first I'm protected by its influence against non-human beings.

I'd give myself a 25% chance of survival.

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Roll. I wish for something like r63 scp-1471 if you know what I mean...

rollin

i used to be way into scp. it was kinda my intro to creepypasta/internet horror story stuff. i miss it. i still read the new stuff sometimes, but it doesn't have the same mystic quality that first being introduced to it had, y'know?

t. scp oldfag

>>19114100
cool dubs, self, but i think it means we gotta reroll

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>>19113732
Sounds fun, hope I get some SCP's I haven't read before.

rickys a queer

This sounds like fun

Here we go

>>19113732
I wouldn't mind checking out the Land of the Unclean

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I FEAR NOTHING
>except those spooky creepies

Rollin'

>>19114951
So I got abortion doll, a haunted she's game, a magic knife, and a goldfish that gives you a 90 second memory span if your too close to it...can't wait for my I edit camping trip

I thought you guys said scps were cool

>>19114993
Haunted sega game*

rolling. not 531 please :(((

>>19114993
Indoor camping*

I'm just gonna stop posting

>>19115000
Not this guy but I'm starting and congratulations on the trips

>>19115063

I got a fucking toothbrush. Harmless unless I don't use it every day.
Two toothbrushes, in fact. The description implies I can use it as a matter dissolving weapon, so I'll arm myself with dual welding mystic toothbrushes.

Since 001 doesn't exist yet I'll just assume it isn't real. And since nobody posted below me I just used OP's digits, which results in an scp that turns records into fanfiction.

So I'd have quite a nice time. I just have to brush my teeth twice a day.

Sure why not

ilias bless me

>>19113732
>The facility is an SCP.

>>19115145
i die

gonna play

>>19113732
Oh boy let's go

>>19113732
Here we gooo!

>>19115240
Got
1. Evolution's Child
2.Breath-Powered Flying Machine
3.The Foot of the Bed
4.The Deceptive Snow Globe

Think I'm gonna make it, phew

rolling. hope for something good.

>>19115354
So I got a phone, an Indian with wings, and a dryad to protect me from a portal to hell. Maybe it's gonna be alright?

Sure hope they have the good snacks close by

>>19115401
>Scp 01
I mean, the whole planet is fucked now

>scp 401
I'm gonna cum inside the tree's vagina

>scp 96

Fuck you. Literally just don't look at him

Alright, let's see what I get

>>19113732

Ain't afraid of no ghost.

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This is a cery literal science method. One day you will be picked up in the middle of the night and you must choose imprisoment or science data. Others will be there but they are all not like-minded. You still have to complete the assisgnments.
This is to be proven.
Examples:
Codename: Jackal
Codename: Lycan
Codename: Imaginary - yo

I want 093, but I probably won't get it.

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>>19114981
>Spontaneous Combustion Virus
even if I get infected I definitely won't esplode within the time frame and all I have to do to avoid combusting at all is not gain weight, easy since I'm naturally ectomorphic with a high metabolism

>The Director's Cut
a harmless film reel, no prob
Metropolis is some top kino too
would be cool if I could watch it and experiment with other films it mutates to see the new surrealist cuts

>Japanese Obstetrical Model
I can't have kids anyways so I get a neat figurine to play with

>Gruesome Gallery
creepy recorded murder memory mirrors, I'm not into snuff and this seems pretty easy to avoid, mentally disturbing at worst

all in all seems like an awesome weekend in a warehouse!

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>>19113732
Lets riggidy roll

I like this

>>19113732
rölls

>>19113732
Rolling, please give me something nice and not killy.

Rolling real quick

>>19116417
>>19116417
I got
1. Shadow person, so I'm dead
2.plague tree, so I'm dead again
3.memories lost memories found, which I wouldn't even get to see bc I'm either removed from reality or being attacked by monstrous bugs
4.the human mannequin, which I would try to have sex with

>>19116449
>>19116460
my blood is on your hands

>>19116449
>killer bush
>plague doctor, probably going to try killing me
>bait in the form of some weird drug that I can try consuming
>cloud that makes ghosts appear, if I'm lucky maybe they'll try protecting me
Seems like I'd be decently well off as long as I can avoid the doctor.
>>19116478
Sorry anon. Rest in peace.

rolling.

>>19113732
roll

no keters please

>>19113732
rolling for keters let's go

>>19116506
3 x safe and one euclid
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-506
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-507

>>19113732
Why wouldn't you just sit down right where you start? The initial post specifically stated they are 'waiting for you'. That means they're not gonna come hunt you down, now are they?

yeehaw

bring'em on

Curious

>>19116507
#1: Scp-007 is some dude with a planet in his stomach. He's chill. None of his records show he ever really existed. I could play chess with him to pass the time.
#2: SCP-507 is a guy who randomly teleports. If I touch him and I teleport with him I could get left behind in an alternate dimension. He's perfectly nice though. Guess I'm making friends!
#3: SCP-006 is a tiny spring that isn't even located near the building as it isn't contained. Sucks because it secretes a health potion or something.
#4: SCP-513 is the fucking cowbell. Oh boy. So, unless this bell isn't properly secured with me I'm safe but otherwise I'm fucked.

No keters :c

Lets get fucked gentlemen

>>19116530
SCP-030 is The Homunculus.
SCP-530 is Carl the Variable Dog.
SCP-019 is The Monster Pot.
SCP-532 is Frost Bug

More!

>>19113732
roll

rollo

Time to woll

Roll I guess

Moar moar

>>19113732
Rolla rolla

>>19116716
016 is a Keter pathogen so I'm probably totally fucked.

Fidget Spinner.

Pwease no keters

rollin for 914

>>19113732
roll

>>19116875
No keters yet i'm fucking dead.

>>19113732
Ayy lmao

>>19113732
pls don't be something sp00ky

Rollerino

>>19116986
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-086 : A mate to talk to. All gucci.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-986 : Just a book.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028 : Not even in the facility. Even if it was, I would have a good chance of not turning crazy and just learning something.

>>19113732
Rawl

Rawlin

I'm with a empty tissue box of nostalgia scp-91, a light house that destroys any ships in the water and can make ghost ships scp-491, A statue that can predict disasters scp-89, And a few dudes who duplicate after death scp-493. I think I have a good chance at not dying so long as I don't go on any boats.

lets go

Lets get cracking, I guess

>>19113732
mm

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>>19113732
Rolling.

Sek

Do not lead me into darkness.

Rallin

Don't give me anything that isn't as weak as a baby

>>19113732
oh shiiiiii

>>19118621
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
fml

Lez do it

>>19113732
rell

>>19118843
roll motherfuckrs

I'm rolling for a slow, torturous, death

Roll
Fuck my ass senpai

Let's roll

Well I got:
58: Heart of Darkness. Keter - Class. So if there is a SCP containment breach, I'm fucked
958: General - Beep. Safe
And
44: World War II Era Molecular Fission Cannon. Safe

Still waiting for the next roll, but for now I should be okay unless SCP 58 has a containment breach

>>19119126
THANK YOU!

My last SCP is 126: The invisible man. Euclid Class. And is safe.
So with SCP 44 and 958 I'm okay, so long as I can avoid an SCP 58 containment breach.
This was fun OP, hope to see another SCP post like this

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BRING IT ON

Why wouldn't I just stay the fuck put and wait out the 48 hours? I'm not gonna for of starvation or dehydration that quickly

>>19119160
but if you get an extremely dangerous SCP staying put may not be the best idea

>>19119175
Didn't the OP say they're waiting for me in different locations though? Provided there isn't one directly in the room I'm already in wouldn't I be safe? OP doesn't imply they're just gonna drift around the building searching me out

Spin

Comentanrio en español salvaje aparece

>>19119203
But if not properly taken care of an SCP can breach their containment, so if you're alone in the facility without proper instruction the SCP could breach and in turn kill you, and if a SCP escapes containment wouldn't you think the first place it would try to go is the main exit?

>>19113732
(O)(O) BOOOBIES

>>19119237
U wot m8?

Rolling I guess

>>19119240
BOOBIES

>>19119250
Fair enough, you mind if I copy this and repost next time I feel like playing?

>>19113732
Rollin nyigga

rawling

>>19119297
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-297

lul its a didlo
second roll

well shit let's see how it goes

Dear god please

>>19119316
SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-Organism
SCP-316 - Color-Draining Light
SCP-010 - Collars of Control
SCP-310 - Eternal Flame

So, I can have a battalion of gray passive aggressive naked zombies LOL

roll m8

rolling for justice

hoping for two keters that can fight to the death and take care of themselves

Rollin for something friendly not spooky

>>19113732
Roll

They see me rollin' they hatin'
But what if the SCP I get is one of those scps that can't be contained in something like a factory like the bodies in the water or some shit

>>19113732
R0LL

>>19113732

Troll

rolling for a tomorrow

Relly belly boo

>>19121978
so long as i don't touch the math's, look at the sign or go through the window i'm safe

Shit my nigga

Rolan

Well, this looks interesting.

Rawl

Rollerino

>>19122544

>>19113732
Easiest day of my life

>>19113732
why not, rollin

I got 55-keter and no-one knows what it is or what it does so who knows how that will turn out
46- predatory Holly bush- Euclid, no problem just stay away from plants
555- corpse magnet- Euclid. I'm not dead ,no problem
And 591- pretend - Euclid.no threat whatsoever
So basically I just got to hope 55 isn't dangerous. 50% chance to live

>>19113732
lets seeeee

>>19122927
hell yeah not very dangerous

>>19122919
>19
Fucked already
>919
Whatever
>04
Don't need to interact with it at all
>927
Fucked again.

Roll that fucking shit

>>19113732
roll

>075
Fucking acidic snails that weigh 860 kilos? Jesus, please let there be a ton of salt packets.

>975
A hole that makes talking frogs. Cool shit.

>066
Talking and transforming yarn that hurts people's ears with loud symphonies.

>004
A door. Just a fucking door. But wait, this door dismembers people that use the wrong key. Stay away from door apparently.

>>19113732
rawling

>65 A spherical anomaly that causes abnormal transfiguration of a living organism.

>065, I've changed to 165 so I don't have a repeat. Killer sand. Sweet.

>20 a fast-spreading fungal organism that is capable of affecting the senses and behavior of living creatures. Fuck me

>80 A mass of darkness. Drives people insane if stared at too long.

I guess I'm fucked.

>>19113732
safe, safe, safe classes please

>>19113732
prolly get all keter

i ded

>>19113732
I'm game...

>>19123598
wow boring

>>19113732
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

rol

>>19123754
>SCP-054 is a water nymph that I will befriend because I can give it access to my water supply
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-054

>SCP-754 is literally a plant
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-754

>SCP-037 is a star with a width of two inches, I just have to stay away from it to avoid getting burnt
(I will need a sci-fag to confirm that the star wouldn't kill me)
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-037

>SCP-762 is just an inanimate object
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-762

EZ-PZ survival, unless the star kills me.

Dies in five minutes

>>19123878
Well damn, I'd be committing suicide from the first two alone...

Derp

Rolling for 914

>>19124364
So I'm gonna live with a pile of bricks I guess? That sounds pretty ok

>>19124377
And also fortune cookies I don't have to touch

Noooice

let's see what I get

>>19113732
roll

sus roll

i dead

>>19113732
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

>>19125274
Yep u ded

>>19125357
>SCP-057
>SCP-357
>>19125346
>SCP-046
>SCP-346

Okay, so, unless I become suicidal or terminally ill, 046 should be harmless. I'll keep away from it either way.

057 is a room. I'll just not enter that room.

Unless I ingest or submerge myself in 357, it should not pose any danger to me.

346 is a cute little pterodactyl who won't do anything worse than pull my hair or nibble my finger. It'll make for some amusing company and taking care of it might even net me some brownie points with Dr Rights afterwards.

I think I'm gonna be fine, guys.

dont wanna die

>>19113732

Or I could just play the SCP Containment Breach game and not this shitty RP nonsense.

>>19125454
>Water nymph
I'm a woman so she won't be aggressive towards me
>Comic book
Its probably not going to kill me, but I am very empathetic so I'll probably kill myself like a year later
>Game Show of Death
I can refuse it, so I'm fine
>Pope on a Rope
Don't have to use it. Even if I do, all that happens is I get very very clean.

>>19113732
rolleru

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>>19125599
nice double dubs

>>19113732
Rollin

>>19113732
rolling

>>19113732
roll

Dead D-Class here.

SCP-080 (Fucked), SCP-880 (Kinda fucked), SCP-076 (Über fucked), SCP-888 (Not fucked)

>>19113732
ROLL

>>19113732
this is gonna end up well

>>19113732
Rolling

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Roll, let's go.

>>19126988
>SCP-088 - The Lizard King
As long as it doesn't wake up from hibernation I should be fine
>SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus
If I do get exposed to the virus, it doesn't do anything until two weeks later so It's fine for now
>SCP-988 - Unopenable Chest
As long as I don't try to force it open, It's safe
>SCP-091 - Nostalgia
Completely safe

Probably would be a boring weekend.

rigbee might be a new cult making buzzing sound sin ur ear canal bump for x

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they used a picture of a bee which im assuming has a code?

pakistan is infected metal ojbects in the sies necks

let's try it out

rolling but this thread might get moved to /qst/ by mods or janitors

I WILL SURVIIIIVE

>>19128279
Picked a post at random in this thread to be the post below me.

>079 - Old AI
Reading these old SCPs that reference 682 and the shitty Abel and Cain SCPs is liable to give me a fucking aneurysm so I guess this COULD kill me

>279 - Meandering Man
I just have to not touch it and let it do its own thing I suppose. Too many [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] to get a clear picture of what the fuck is going on (fuck old SCP)

>098 - Surgeon Crabs
Jesus christ how horrifying

>334 - Stellar Vulpine
It's... a fox made of plasma? I should hope it's being fed regularly otherwise getting in his room is going to be fucking painful

All in all I like my odds, although knowing in hindsight (or not) what I'm going to face changes a lot.

>>19128334
My first SCP is just some knife so I should be fine with that.
Second SCP can kill me, but as long as I don't provoke it I should be fine.
Third SCP is literally a sentient cassette so I should be fine.
Fourth SCP is just a graveyard with bodies of people who tried to achieve mortality.

That was really easy.

>>19113732
i get the spookies

>>19113732
roll

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'!

Let's fucking have it then lads

>>19129395
SCP 1: A set of comic books that can tell the future.

SCP 2: A fetus in a jar that has telepathic powers over women so I'm fine.

SCP 3: Pshhh Nothin Personnel kid.

SCP 4: A sentient traffic light.

So long as number 3 doesn't wake up, it should be a pretty boring weekend.

ayy

>>19113732
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>19113732
roll for good stuff

rollo

>>19113732

Rolling, and generating a number from https://www.random.org/ to avoid double posting: 83718605

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-077
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-677
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-605

Hmm...not sure how 605 fits into this scenario. Either it quickly expands to fill the building and eats me immediately, or it's outside and I'm golden with everything else. Eat, drink, take naps by the door, and bail. Not going looking for the key with that skull ekeing out gas.

>>19126909
You have rolled...poorly.

Roll boi

Santa Dingler here rolling away

rollingo

ringgobingi

rollie bambolie

I managed to get:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-071
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-124
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-878

Basically I just need to grow my food in the dirt, stay away from the pipes, don't get sexually tempted by a shadow man, and to not star in any movies or TV shows.

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(r)oll

xasd

>>19113732
rolly olly

>>19113732
roll me up

>>19113732
fuck

Rollin'.

roooooll

>>19113732
rollin

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>>19124393

Kek actually my favorite SCP. I guess I'm kind of fucked though.

>>19113732
Time to go to Hell.

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rolling 1dpost.

Rollin, better not be anything gay.

>>19113732
Rollllllll bruh

34, 734, 30, and 737

...Fuck?

>>19113732
If they're waiting for you, and you're already at the exit and need to survive 48hours, just don't leave the room. You'll be fine if you don't break a sweat

>>19113732
roll

Sure I'll play.

>>19132536
>036
Safe multi-part SCP dealing with an airplane. Assuming I'm not allow to leave the building there is no way for me to be effected or even see this SCP. Assuming the plane is in the building itself doesn't matter as it is time based and assuming I happen to be in the building during that time frame it wouldn't still effect me unless I was able to take off with the plane. Unsuitable SCP for this game and may as well been literally nothing.

>536
A machine that as long not fuck with is safe.

>016
And I just got fucked depending on how exactly this thing exist in the building. It is a keter SCP but it is also a blood-borne pathogen meaning as long it doesn't get in my blood I'm fine. If I was infected with it in advance then I'm just plain out fuck. Might mutate into something cool though depending on the 4th SCP but otherwise if I am already infected then my death is already guarantee more or less.

roll, better get 999

rollin.

>>19132682
i WAS safe till you posted!
>Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
REALLY!?

roll and cheese

YEAH BUDDY

>>19132791
>A box of tissues that I'll remember fondly
>A ball of water (might drown)
>A person who can't move and will broadcast my thoughts
>A treehouse that will let me see cool stuff
No problemo

memes

>>19133154
Gotta roll those numbers up, baby!

>>19113732
Rolling

>>19133193
A water-thing, which becomes agressive when hot and lethargic when not
A cd what likes human palms and mirrors, i just don't break the mirror
Two bracelets that can shoot your arm in a bow from, and regenerate them, so i guess i got a sickass but very painful bow
And some fucky tissue which creates mucus in me nose if i use it as long as I'm able to do it

Very fucking safe, i'm sad

>>19113732
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/

Aliens are coming.. ROLL.

>>19113732
I'll just start smoking weed and the other SCPs would come chill. We roll out together collect win.

beep beep

Give me some boys with this cold one

May God have mercy on my roll.

>>19134666
Oh, for fucks sake

Rollino

>>19113732
rolling

I love donkey dick.

Nigger

Rolland

inb4 I get the Old Man, Shy Guy, Nightmare Guy, and Doom Guy

rolling for all keters

Riggity Rollin bambino

>>19113732
Rolling! Hope this ends well for me.

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>>19113732

I'm ready.

>>19113732
Roll

>>19135450
Thank you

>>19113732
let's play

Rolan

>>19135679
Tfw im stuck with a harmless AI, floppy disc with some mind control tech on it, a vial with a fungus that i shouldnt touch
And if i fuck anything it will produce a neandrethal.

Lame, rerolling

rwll

Rolling.

Batroll

roll 'em boys.

>A syringe
>Nostalgic memories kept in a container
>Mutated monkeys with big ass noses
>A TV programme of some loser clown
Fuck me. All I need to find are bananas and I'm fucking set.

>>19113732
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
rola

>>19113732
ay

>>19113732
Roll

Roller

>>19136864
Roll for fourth

>>19113732
roll

>>19113732
rolling

>>19113732
Wew lad

>>19113732
Rerolling

>>19113732
Rererolling bro

>>19113732
Rolling for fourth time

>>19137186
>>19137203
>>19137225
>>19137249


Well I got a phone
An iron man (yes a man made of iron or something like that)
A wooden wardrobe
And a door that teleports you

So, besides the iron man i'm safe as long as i don't touch these things, I DID IT bruh

>>19113732
Rollin'