I wish to gain Kek's favor

Blessed is ye of the Frog God who thou showers unto ye the gift of heaven. (Which is more Frog)

>>19110248

>particularly places where I am at that exact moment.

Strange how you notice stuff when you go places.

why the hell would you abuse Kek's children if you wish to gain his favor

instead, you must pet them and give them offerings

Shadilay

>>19110356

>why the hell would you abuse Kek's children if you wish to gain his favor

It worked for the Christians. You just gotta be like "Yo! Thanks frog, totally sweet move sacrificing yourself for us"

You have been noticing more frogs around you becuase you have been "primed" to notice them more. Not that there are more frogs.
Pepe kek green .

>>19110372
Didn't actually seem to help them considering they all died.

i now have 2 large frog statues in my garden. One naturalistic, one anthropomorthized.
I don't know what to expect but the usual spring poison ivy level is lower.

>>19110262
Frogs without end
kek meme
kek meme
as it was in the beginning
it's kek forever shall be

>>19110248
>Kill a frog
>Eat it
>Konsult the first line of each post

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>>19110248

The Frog is a form of "Good" Chaos.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

>>19112332
Grå, familia.

>>19110372
Christians are autists

>>19110248
>I've noticed as of recent a great number of frogs and toads

It's mating season for them you mong.

>>19112454
Some autists are Jesucsist
All Jesucsists are autist.

bump for interest

Turbo-Autists: The Thread.

>>19113150
bump

Its because Gods mad so he sent them to gross you out and scare girls.

>>19114280
Lel 10/10 so handsome and smart

This guy is sooooooooooooooo smarter

No porn in blue boards plz thank u