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Hi, /r9k here, I have come to the conclusion human gfs are just

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Hi, /r9k here, I have come to the conclusion human gfs are just not for me, how do I summon a qtpi angel to be my gf?
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>>19107462
Dont give up bro, not all of then are crazy, just make a sigil for finding the right person. A relationship is worth it if shes not a total cunt(very rare)
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>>19107462
Go MGTOW monk and then the holy succ will come when you're a wizard, Harry.
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>>19107462
Why do people who claim to come from /r9k all sound so pathetic?

Answer me that, and I'll answer your query.
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>>19107505
Because is a board mostly for people refused by society?
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>>19107462
I don't think that's a great idea personally
Why not change your perspective?
There are 4billion+ people in
The planet have you tried
Even asking one?
You'd be suprised.
Never give up anon creating/summoning something is not for luls it can
seriously affect your mental health.
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>>19107465
Also rare for a guy to not be a total selfish cunt.
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>>19107462
Angels hide in real people. They are our highest selves and our most vulnerable selves. They only interact with those who make themselves equally vulnerable. They are Beautiful Ideas. Perfect representations of the Absolute. They hide in the corner of our minds until we cannot hurt ourselves or do harm anymore.
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>>19107515
>The planet have you tried
>Even asking one?
What do you think?
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>>19107549
I don't know you said you were r9k
I asumed the worst case

What do you think went wrong?
How could you improve?
Social? Physical?
You can find happiness anon and a gf if you wants it too, never lose hope.
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>>19107560
Girls I like are rare, and even among them those who like me back are not existant

Also, I like petite and pure innocent girls, third wave feminism got rid of all of them

That's why I think only angels are left
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>>19107563
Innocence is rare these days yes
Petite even more so in US im Told
well anon i can't be
Your gf but i can talk
To you forever about sweet nothings
Or sweet everythings
Here, there, where-ever always
Online for you
Heres a virtual hug
Might cheer you up ;)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNkI6IEsssc
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>>19107571
Thank you I guess
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>>19107583
Im not yours
And your not mine
But we can sit
And pass the time
No fighting wars
No ringing chimes
We just feeling fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Ohl3MMq0o
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>>19107505
Autism
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>>19107524

No, men are almost all sweet and humble.

They're also mostly giant pussies so you don't talk to most of them.

But you've got a vag so you're not too good at noticing social patterns on a meta level like innovative men who are forced through this world with maximized pressure.
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>>19107462
I'm pretty sure no being would ever want you or want to touch you not even a troglodyte.
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>>19108515
nigga you're tripping
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>>19107548
Very well spoken.
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>>19107571
Hahaha bitch you're not innocent you're an ugly cunt
>>19107563
>The girls I like don't like me waaah

It's cause you're ugly as fuck and ugly as fuck inside as well
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>>19107462
Every angel I ever knew was male.

I don't know why.

They like to hide in human form, usually an outcast, poor, or injured. To test your virtue.
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>>19108716
I know why. It's because certain kinds of boys have the capability to be fully enlightened.
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>>19108722
>I know why. It's because certain kinds of boys have the capability to be fully enlightened.
that's very, very true. thank you Anon.
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>>19108716
>>19108745
>>19108722
>It's because certain kinds of boys have the capability to be fully enlightened.
but why not women?
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>>19108760
To make a long story short it involves the masculine and feminine joining as one. A creation perfect in the eyes of Lucifer.
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What the fuck is with crazy people in /x/ claiming they've met/ encountered all these mythical beings ie. succubi, angels, demons, the works? It all sounds really fucking childish in my opinion. Is it the pretend factor or something?
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You can't make it with a normal/human/mortal girl or whatever, but you think a "higher being" would want you?
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>>19109226
Because maybe they're not crazy and this stuff actually exists.
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Just give it time.
I think it's just as hard being female and finding a 'genuine' lover. There doesn't seem to be a lot of worthwhile people left, but at the same time I think often about how many people there are in the world and the fact that there's probably more than one out there that would be a worthy match.
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All these mentally deficient fools with theire mediocre problems as the world burns around them they keep themselfs distracted with mare depression and stupid short lasting relationships that only evolve around chit chats and fucking
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>>19109226
Just pick up a book by crowley, draw a circle, try it out. If you are a normie and sober you will just see a fog, an maybe telepathic messages, but if you microdose on lsd yoy see the entity in full form, this also sometimes happen to sober people, especially if you do the pre ritual training. Its just how our brains work. You can summon fucking mario if you want.
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>>19109486
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>>19110624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVTJdK1BTA
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