selling my soul

ya know once you sell it you can never go back most physical things arent even that good once you get them. im not saying be good and christ loving and that gay shit but keep your soul man nobody can take it away from you so dont go giving it away for some toys youll eventually get bored of

>>19101481
why would he buy it if he gets it for free when you fuck up?

If you actually believed you could do that shit, why in the fuck would you ever want to?

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>>19101481
you can't actually do that
the Devil doesn't give people anything because he knows he can get your soul easily anyways

what you CAN do however is give your soul to Jesus and get eternal life and everlasting joy in exchange
sounds pretty good to me!

>>19101579
Can you kill yourself christcuck? Your book is no different than the Quran. Both condone pedophilia

>>19101587
>Christianity is so immoral!
>I want to sell me soul to Satan!
Alright, have fun you contrarian retard.

>>19101481
Are you stupid? Don't even think about it. Your soul is worth more for eternity than anything on this plane. Sage this nonsense.

>>19101481
Are you Faust?

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>>19101587
>believes in satan
>doesnt believe in christ

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>>19101587
yeah... no it doesn't
ever

i like how i've yet to meet a SINGLE person who hated Christians and actually understood Christianity or the Bible
literally nothing but faggots and retards that are too stupid to take the time to research anything in the Bible and just go off incorrect information that some fedora gave them

>>19101579
the religious autisim from this is mentally exhausting

>>19101481
>howdy y'all i was wondering how i could go about selling my soul to the devil or some bs demon in exchange for some goods
the only souls satan would try to bargain for, are the ones that wouldn't ask.

also
>inb4 some imbecilic interpretation of some random verse taken out of context from an obscure fringe translation

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>>19101622
so the OP is talking about the devil
which is you know... figure from RELIGION
and i'm supposed to give a non-religious answer?

your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
or did she try and fail to abort you?