/x/ Green Text stories

Any green texts that involve Pittsburgh? There's gotta be something, I want to play detective.

>>19101355
Feel free to submit Spooky green text stoires
this goes for everyone

>>19101355
That's just one of those types of places that you'd have to go to.

>>19101365
>>19101367
I actually live here, I heard about the Green Man and Dead Man's Hollow, but one was an actual guy and the other is a drug deal spot. Nothing that I know of happens here.

>>19101372
The Green Man. How long ago was that?

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Bumping with spoopy green texts saved on phone.

>>19101382
Supposedly he died in the 80's, poor bastard got electrocuted as a kid and his face was deformed. He would go on nightly walks to avoid the public eye and was made a legend by passing cars.

They say he was a nice guy, would offer to take pictures with him in exchange of cigarettes and booze. 10/10 would hang out with

>>19101396
Legend was he would glow green due to the electrocution, but that was far-fetched at best

>>19101396
Sounds familiar. I think I would have been a negative age around then.

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>>19101408
Pic related was him, he had a similar fashion sense to Mr. Rogers

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>>19101417
Cinnabon. What a detriment.

>>19101417
Sorry about that. Restructuring.

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As seen on /x/

>>19101482
Piss off.

anyone got screencaps frpm last thread?

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Here's my only real greentext worthy story, though it's not much. Haven't had much paranormal shit happen to me. As a kid, i lived in the midwest 1 mile out from a small, 3k population town. a couple neighbors in neighboring fields, but nothing real close. Driving distance away.

>be 9 or 10 years old
>home alone around midnight, parents are at casino
>watching Taxi Cab confession on HBO since I'm a little boy alone with premium channels
>most of it is boring, so I go to one of the windows facing our dog house
>whistle for Spot, can't hear anything but see her two eyes reflecting back at me ( I would do this all the time at night. It was fun, but a little spooky to see eyes in the darkness like that.
>she knows I'm inside on the second floor, so she just looks at me, doesn't get out of the house
>see a couple trannies get in the cab, back to the tv I go because that shit is very weird as a kid
>little bit later go back to the window cuz bored
>whistle again, no eyes from the dog house this time
>eyes staring up at me directly under the window
>startled and scared, I duck down. they eyes were not the same. closer together, not quite same color white, seemed too high off the ground
>I keep quiet and wait for a moment, listening for anything. only crickets though
>crawl on hands and knees quickly to the deck door (big double wide sliding glass door) and pull the cords to close the blinds
>crawl back away to the right of the door into the kitchen and wait
>still kind of think it may be our dog, but not sure. either way, I'm a kid and staying hidden is exhilarating and fun
>couldn't hear anything come up the deck stairs, thinks it's safe to take a peak through the curtains of the deck
>crawl to the door again, but decide to make sure the sliding door is locked first
>poke my hands through the curtains near the handle and flick the lock down
>BAM
>something loudly bangs against the door where my hand had poked through

>>19101745
cont

>the whole glass door vibrates from the hit. the rollers the door is on is very smooth. had I not locked it, could've just rolled open a bit
>jerk my hand away, curtains go swinging all over, but too afraid to look onto the deck, just crawl back to the kitchen still trying to be as quiet as possible
>black trannies laughing loudly on tv still
>kitchen has a window, but the deck doesn't quite reach under it, however if someone were to lean over the railing, you could see into the kitchen
>it's imperative I stay under the window and not be seen. Not just a game anymore, I'm legitimately afraid
>get worried that the main door down in the entryway is unlocked
>wait for the deck door blinds to stop swinging, listening for any movement at all
>crawl through the kitchen and living room, wait at the top of the steps that lead to the entry way
>there is a tall window parallel to the front door, would have to cross in front of it to lock the door
>horrified to have to do this
>ever since watching Sivler Bullet (with Corey Haim), I always dart by windows whether open or closed
>dash down the stairs, lock the door, run back up
>something was looking through the window
>didn't stop to look closely, but the tan-white siding usually seen though it was NOT visible, just a dark mass
>run and hide in corner bedroom, with windows on two sides.
>hide in the closet and just wait, still listening for anything. only can hear inner city trannies faintly from the living room
>after a few minutes, come out of the closet (lol) and poke my head up at the window that would be closest to overlooking the front door
>watch a dark shape walk from where the front door would be and go around the corner I was over
>it continues around the house
>its going back to the deck most likely

>>19101749
last part

>I silently open the door and crawl towards the kitchen area again, but stay around the corner, waiting and listening
>hear creaking and straining coming from the door
>it's trying to get in, trying to slide open the door
>see wave of light pass across the kitchen/living room area ceiling briefly
>a car must be coming down the driveway. people turning off the highway and coming down our driveway at night causes that to happen. handy when watching Skinemax and need a good alarm
>parents must be coming home
>wave of courage at the sight of their lights, run to the deck door and peak out the blinds
>really dark, so flick on the outside light
>see black hunched man figure hoping the fence and disappearing into the neighbor's fields
>it's a clover season, so fields are tall. The figure seems to hunch over greatly or goes on all fours, can't see it over the clover
>still watching hard for where it disappeared at
>eyes light up in the clover and stare at me for several seconds
>hear the car doors slam as my parents park. eyes go out
>don't tell parents cuz both are smashed and annoying
>pretend to be asleep instead
>dog lops up to me the next morning. big ass black lab obviously chicken shit. only came out after my parents made a racket trying to unlock the front door, bitching about keys
>never encounter that thing again


21 years later and I still don't know what it was

>>19101417
it looks like a bad photoshop but if thats a real person, then damn, I feel for him.

>be me
>be heading innawoods with stereotype friends: the Two Bros, the wierd guy who happens to know all about innawoods /k/ shit, two poshy girls, and the wierd gril whom I will be dating after this experience
>since we are Aussie, everything here tries to kill you. Therefor we are all packing heat, except for the two poshy bitches
>get to one of our distant relatives' convenient cabins in the forest
>it's run down
>suddenly, we all smell the most descriptively bad smells possible
>smells like burnt copper, since everyone knows what that smells like
>also rotting flesh
>girls are freaked out, want to head out. The Two Bros taunt them and pretty much threaten rape, saying "shut up you dumb trope, experience this generic skinwalker story with us"
>everyone settles down and we start drinking around the fire
>the weird tactical guy cooks up a random reason to wander off alone
>comes back a little later and is silent and herky jerky and more creepy shit
>"dumb TROPE" he barks
>we scream and he leaves
>comes back and is all normal, so we forget about it
>copper smell is back
>we freak out and leave, shooting into the forest as we do
>on the way back, come across a car with all its doors open on the road
>something isn't right, so I slowly drive by the scene
>as i do, see about 2,000 people walk out of the forest and watch me drive away
>floor it down the road. phone buzzes with a new text message
>"GENERIC SKINWALKER STORY"
>it's from weird /k/ bro
>look at him, suddenly realize there are 7 people in my car. where'd we get the extra person?
>keep driving anyway
>get home several hours later
>open front door, see something on table
>it's box
>open
>it's the blood phone bark green text copper smell

>>19101769
>>19101417
>>19101408
>>19101396
>>19101382
>>19101372
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Robinson_%28Green_Man%29

dude has a wikipedia article.

>>19101482
christ

op i still smell them exacvt thigns minux dead flesh just burnt i alrdy hckd him

>>19101327
>Im fucking pissed because the oringal /x/ thread with all the green text stories have been shut down for no reason. Total bullshit.

>that thread went into the hundreds and died down
>OP doesn't understand how 404s work
>OP namefags

next level newness

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>>19102112
you alright, buddy?

less in me than everyopne here good luck connecting too sum of next 24 hours what so ever ^_^ bart simpson

>>19102135

what RCs did you take

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>>19101416
Not sure why this affected me so much but that last part got me absolutely fucking terrified

>>19101834
10/10

> Mid Afternoon on a Friday
> In car waiting to go to the movie with family
> It's the summer so left the car door open
> Chilling in the car when I suddenly hear a loud growl over my shoulder
> Turn quickly
> Nothing there
> . . . .
> Close door of car

>>19101753
thank you , i was wandering what happened

this isnt a huge one or even that paranormal
I dont have really any stories that actaully happened to me , this takes place in my sisters ex boy friends house when she was over
>be ex boyfriend
>wake up sleep paralysis with eyes open
>hear growling where he cant see
>feel something with claws hit his feet (cont.)

>>19103278
(cont.)
so he screams sister is scared af ( she didnt see anything but knew he experienced it and believes him) hes had alot of sleep paralysis problems but yeah thats really it

>bumb

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Hey all , time for another story.
My dad is a police officer and he works the night shifts . He's seen and been through a lot of shit.
this night he's a auxiliary ( took place a few years ago). basically a cop volunteer. He told me this awhile ago when he came back. His job is usually just to lock down the parks / beaches at night. This actually took place on a famous local beach on long island called “west meadow Beach” . If you live on long island , you would know it :P . This was around 12 am at the beach.
> be my dad roughly 4-5 years ago
>have friend (lets call him greg)
> greg and me go to parks / beaches
> we pull up together at a beach called “west meadow beach “
> inside thy gates
>he and I have our windows rolled down
> greg and I making small talk
> look through rearview mirror and see something like pic related

the Gnome : Small maybe the size a a radiator in a home , like 2 ft. Little hunched over kinda making some sort of dance walk , it dragged its leg as it ran hunched over.
(cont.)

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>>19105251
>turn to greg
> “Hey did you see that?
>yes
>ohfuck.jpg
>think it may be a kid
> Sadly its my job to look over things like this
> turn on the spot light and search
> get out of car with flash light with greg and proceed to look around
> nothing.png
>look around tree line
>absolutely quiet and nothing found
>we get out of there
Greg and I decide to brush it off a geese since its season ect ect.

The Next day (a Friday actually)
>around 12 am
>Park in the same spot we've always parked at

Layout of beach
Theres a road that no one goes on its really dark ect. On it theres a abandoned house
( About a stone throw away (Pardon the pun))
> Suddenly a rock hits my windshield
> brush it off
> another one hits my windshield
>fuckme.gif
>then another hits Greg's windshield
>scared shitless but brush it off as thinking kids in abandon house is messing with us
>we get out turning on every light we had
>Search EVERYWHERE on the beach
>not a soul
>Fucking book it after locking the gates

So he calls it a gnome , my dad being the rookie he is decides not to tell anyone in fear of being made fun of in the police department. It fucking turns out the other officers who have visited the beach also had odd experiences and some even claim to have seen this gnome. It got so bad in the police department that the volunteer officers would bring shotguns if they were going to that beach. Even the head chief of the department sent a letter to all officers saying that they do not have authority to shoot the “Gnome” or “little people” because there is no lethal threat. They don't want to hurt animals / kids .

*unrelated story of ridicule
my dad was with his buddy when a dog attacked them while on patrol. The dog bit into the officers arm and so he shot the dog in the head face down , so he shot his own arm as well.
People to this day still leave puppy pictures on his police locker. Thats being made fun of in the police department

>>19105251
>lets call him

Just call him Greg, not like we'll fucking know if you change names. Nothing takes a person out of a good story than reading "let's call him...". Great way to remind everyone that you're reading bullshit

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>>19105261

I should of said to the unrelated story that there was more than 4 officers at that dog attack ( My dad wasn't the one bitten)

(please Excuse the image)

>>19105290

Well then i say kindly good sir , Fuck you
and i can tell his narrative how i want just because i state that "Greg" is not the actual name just means that i'm being honest with all of you and not feeding you guys bullshit.

>a greentext thread on /x/
>in the year 2017
>amidst all the mandela and flat earth and conspiracy bullshit.
Pleasantly surprised.

>>19101834
I don't follow this completely but it sounds very intriguing, extra person was the skinwalker?

>>19105448
probably a tulpa

>>19105470
Having just learned what a tulpa was today, would you find that scarier than a skinwalker? Are all tulpas malicious?

>>19105484
a tulpa is just a fantasy fucktoy that virgins dream about. the "maliciousness" is just their domination fantasy shining through.

>>19105535
more reason for me to cringe, do they have their own youtube videos yet?

I've got a few greentext stories, two first-hand and one sorta second-hand.

>be me
>15
>Living in a homeless shelter for women on an army base with my mother and siblings.
>oldest of four
>Two youngest suddenly start talking about playing with the naked guy
>mom separates them and interviews them both, turns out their stories corroborate
>they've been playing with a man wearing nothing but boots and a pair of pants.
>no men allowed in these units
>toys keep going off upstairs on occasion when everyone is asleep or downstairs.
>mom starts asking around, rumors afloat that the man is a ghost from the Civil War for some reason
>one day, one of the neighbor kids looks at a wall and suddenly starts screaming crying about a ghost
>Finally fed up, mom gets advice from someone on exorcism or whatever
>one snowy night in winter she recites a prayer asking the ghost to leave
>she gets up to use the bathroom, which is next to the front door. Happens to look out the door
>Footprints in the fresh snow leading away from our door but not towards.
>None of us had gone outside recently
>Incidents stop, and siblings forget about the naked guy

>>19105670

Second one

>be me
>18
>now in college, but on the verge of dropping out because of lack of interest and a severe FFXI addiction
>walking to my workstudy job alone, lost in thought
>Suddenly a schoolbus drives up alongside, a young girl that I can't see any distinguishing features leans out one of the back windows and yells at me
>"Hi, [internet screenname]!"
>look around, confused.
>Just a few other students walking to their classes, paying no mind to the girl
>Point to myself
>"Yea, you! Hiii!"
>Still confused, wave back to the girl as the bus drives off
>to this day can not explain who this girl or person was that knew my literally who name and was in my town

>>19105722

Last one

>be me
>27
>Just moved in with my dad in Mass after the company I was working for in Florida shut down, leaving me with no income
>living in our ancestral house that's been owned by my father's side of the family for over 100 years
>one night settle in for bed
>wake up in the early morning
>half asleep but hear heavy footsteps coming down the hall to my room
>pretty normal for dad to be up at this hour as he leaves very early for work
>he opens my door and asks how I'm doing
>I respond with grunts and such, still barely awake
>we have a very short conversation, then he apologizes and leaves saying he was just checking in
>I pass back out
>Later, when dad comes back that night I ask him if he came to my room that morning, thinking I might have dreamt it but knowing I didn't because my dreams aren't really that vivid
>He tells me he didn't come in my room that morning
>Confused, I ask his girlfriend who was also staying with us at the time, knowing that it couldn't have been her because it was a man that I spoke to
>she answers no
>they tease me about ghosts a little for the rest of the night, incident isn't brought up again


I'm a skeptic but I think if ghosts do exist, it could have been my grandfather checking on me. He died in 94 from lung cancer before I really knew him, but he lived in that same part of the house for most of his life, so...who knows?

>>19101327
Hope you can get it so we can check it oout mang

>>19101745
>>19101749
>>19101753
Fucking hell that was scary.
Someone probably was checking out your house, or even worst, you almost got robbed and probably killed/raped by a negro.
Cool story man, ama screencap it cause it's well written and stuff.

>>19105766
Your dad probably just forgot that he came into your room.

>>19101327

i love these threads, am i the only comfy one here?

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>be me
>be 32 year old male
>have sex only once that lasted for 5 seconds and didnt get to cum
>never kissed a girl
>go insane and hear voices
>meet up with voice
>girl tells me im hideous and doesnt want to be with me anymore
>girl voice tells me she fucked my brother
>kill someone over it
>spend 6 years locked up in a mental hospital
>try to talk to girl every night
>she tells me im supposed to be with her sister
>believe her
>try to talk to sister
>she hates me too
>forever alone
>plan on killing myself so i can respawn as a girl
>get on antipsychotics for voices
>can't get boner
>go on /x/
>summon succubus
>succubus won't have sex with me
>summon incubus
>incubus wont have sex with me
>summon hooker
>hooker wont have sex with me
>summon dog
>dog wont have sex with me

>>19101753
Large black creature that ran on all four and hind legs? Maybe a bear?

Not super scary but strange

>be me at like 14
>sick so i take two nyquils to help me fall asleep and feel less shitty
>wake up with bad back ache (but i was barely awake)
>fall back asleep
>morning comes and i go in bathroom to drop a fat log
>look on floor and the memory hits me
>I somehow sleep walked into the pitch black bathroom and made a pillow using the towels
>Used the rug as a blanket
>no memory of how i got there
>blood on pillow
>look into mirror for the first time
>dried blood all over the right side of my face
>apparently my nose started bleeding in the middle of the night after i sleepwalked into the bathroom and fell back asleep on the floor
>never took a nyquil again

>Be 12 years old.
>Grandma passed away yesterday.
>Just sitting in my room watching TV.
>Suddenly notice i have this little old music box with turn-handle.
>Just one of those old music boxes squeeky highpitched melody. Fits in the palm of your hand.
>I look at it and realize it was once a present my grandma gave me for a birthday when i was younger.
>Pretty emotional over it because i'm just a kid.
>Put the music box back om my dresser.
>Continue to watch TV.
>All of a sudden power is out.
>Fucking pitchblack and shit.
>By the time i finally find my flashlight the power goes back on.
>TV is giving static. (80's TV)
>Turn in on and off, nothing helps.
>Finally fixed it and back on MTV.
>Fucking tv turns off by itself.
>This is the moment a feeling of euphoria comes over me.
>I feel like i'm in the safest place ever, a warm bath.
>Music box starts playing music.
>Its a fucking manual music box, you dont turn the handle, no sound.
>PLAYING the whole song right in front of me.
>Nice feeling gets replaced by scared shitless in 0.6 seconds.
>Run screaming to parents room.
>Parents dont believe me.

I have never been so scared before or after that.
I hope i never ever get to experience this sort of thing ever again i swear on my daughter.

>>19106527

holy shit that was a good story

>>19108678

>have sex only once that lasted for 5 seconds and didnt get to cum

I need an explanation for this

>>19108950
never had jelly dick?

>browsing /b/ one typical night
>hear 2 or 3 little girls running around and laughing outside my house (my room is on the first floor)
>thought it was just normal
>check time
>3 am
>brain lags a little
>sudden realization that there's no fucking way there are still kids playing around at 3 in the morning
>turns on the light, wear headphones so i wont hear shit, and played some vidya til i fell asleep

>>19109009

How can you have jelly dick when its your first time??
All the bottled up sexual frustration made me so hard the first time that only a woman looking at it almost made me cum..

>>19108950
She made me quit because my penis was way too huge for her.

>>19101327
>My dad at the time
What do you mean by this?

>>19109115
I meant my dad, At the time ect

I didnt really proof read. sorry for mistake

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>>19101834
>look at him, suddenly realize there are 7 people in my car. where'd we get the extra person?
Golden.

>>19101834
/X] worthy

>>19109041
are you the guy from the desktop thread

>>19108726
in total honesty, it could of been a drunk Indian. This took place in South Dakota, and my father owned a pawn shop. Made a few enemies from the reservation. But it did not look totally human.

>>19105261
Holy shit, I live right around Port Jeff. I'ma read up on this gnome.

>>19105261
GO AND SMELL THE ROSES

>>19101327
reposting from last thread

>back in 2002, 15 years old, sleeping at a friends house
>we have a "deal" where we take turns choosing horror movies to rent and watch
>usually go to this old VHS store - we're from a shithole in South America so couldn't afford a DVD player back then but we also went there because it had the "best" B horror movies you could find in our city
>this one night, we rented about 6 movies and headed back to his place, we ended up watching 3 of those movies in a row
>it was late already, probably around 2am
>I didn't notice it at first but friend had slept, probably during the beginning of the last movie I chose
>this one was a very boring 80's slasher in the woods type of movie, only 75 minutes long or so
>I try to stay awake to watch it to the end by myself, the movie was nearing its end anyway
>It's getting boring and I'm also getting sleepy
>try my best to keep my eyes open but I just can't do it
>which is odd because I wasn't even feeling tired a few minutes ago
>that's what I thought to myself and then...
>...
>I slept...
>...
>..
>.

cont.

>>19111104
>..
>...
>!!!!
>suddenly someone pulling me by the arm
>"WAKE UP!"
>"DUDE WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
>"!!what the fuck let me sleep.." - is my immediate response, still refusing to even move my head to see why he was acting so weird
>"WAKE UP NOW DAMN IT" - he insists
>but after a few seconds he suddenly stops talking
>dead silence
>not just any silence, but as if you suddenly became deaf
>thought it was weird so I decide to finally check what's going on
>friend looks pale and is staring at the TV
>look at the TV..
>there's static all over
>but looking at it you can notice this very strange "face" on the screen
>it looks like it has eye sockets but no eyes
>mouth open, triangle shaped teeth
>TV starts making a lot of noise
>I tell him to stop fucking with me and simply turn off the video tape, I don't care for this stupid prank he is trying to pull on me

>>19111109
>he is actually shaken and his voice is cracking
>"dude, I'm not doing anything..."
>the volume of the TV seems to be raising by itself
>Static effect is wearing off and the "face" on the TV becomes clearer and clearer
>it still has the same shape/size and the sound from the TV keeps increasing on its own (but the TV does not indicate the volume being raised up)
>it gets so loud that we're actually feeling uncomfortable, friend now puts hands on ears and starts screaming for me to do something
>I just say fuck it and take the video tape out of the VHS, but...

>nothing happens.
>I hurry to the back of the TV and unplug it from the socket

>and nothing happens...
>the face is still there and the sound is still going on loud as fuck EVEN THOUGH I UNPLUGGED THE GOD DAMNED TV FROM THE SOCKET
>I'm freaking the fuck out right now because I realized my friend really wasn't pulling a prank on me
>I just ask him to show me where the power box is located in his house so we can permanently shut all electricity in the house
>we run as fast as we can there and turn everything off
>no lights in the house or any other device work
>we can still hear the fucking TV on
>run back to the room we were and the face is still there
>it lingers for another 5 minutes or so then out of fucking nowhere disappears
>no more "face" on the TV, no more sound
>we just stare at each other without saying anything for some time
>go back and bring electricity up
>TV seems to be working fine now
>we go back and sit there again looking at each other without saying a word, it's close to 6 am now
>try to come up with an explanation to what it was but can't
>I tell him I can't sleep and will stay awake until the sun is up, he agrees with me

>>19111122
And that's it.
I'm not sure if the end is ''anti-climatic'' or not, but here's the thing - I'm not making this fucking shit up, no one fucking believes any of us when we tell this story but it's... it's stuck in my mind since that day.

I tried searching the web for what it could be and came up with a few examples of similar cases.

Apparently this is actually a thing and is called "instrumental transcommunication" or Electronic voice phenomenon, you can google and read more about it - it's quite fascinating.

Here's some about it:

"Within ghost hunting and parapsychology, electronic voice phenomena (EVP) are sounds found on electronic recordings that are interpreted as spirit voices that have been either unintentionally recorded or intentionally requested and recorded. Parapsychologist Konstantīns Raudive, who popularized the idea in the 1970s, described EVP as typically brief, usually the length of a word or short phrase.[1]"

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since no one has posted this. It's greentext 101

>>19111126
I believe you dawg, there are some fascinating mysteries out there.
I can only hope, someday we can begin to understand them.

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>junior year of high school (only a few years ago)
>there's a deserted trail nearby my house that's 5 miles long
>thick humid woods surrounds the trail
>it ends on the coast at an abandoned dock
>every time it storms the trail is less of a trail
>near the entrance to the trail is another trail that leads to an abandoned house
>at the entrance of the trail is a barricade formed from logs and leaves and dirt
>me and a friend decide to go to the abandoned house
>find a jar that's too dusty and cloudy to see what's in it
>decide to leave abandoned house and try to get off the property as quick as possible
>sprint off the property and make a clean escape
>decide to speed walk down the road to the entrance of the "trail"
>a car drives past us on our way there, slowing down gradually
>stops further down the road from us
>we look at each other and book it

>be me and girlfriend a few years ago
>walking along the missouri river near kansas city
>nice peaceful walk during the day
>april, so water is still too cold to swim in
>chuck a small log into the water and try to hit it with rocks (dumb, but everyone loves throwing rocks while at the river)
>floats too far away after awhile, try to hit a big pale/reddish oval-shaped rock poking out of the water about 20 feet off shore
>first hit makes an odd "THWOCK" noise as it smacks the rock
>small rock doesn't bounce off, just sticks for a moment then rolls off into the water
>wtf.gif
>break off a nice long branch of a dead cottonwood (fuckers are all over the river side)
>shimmy out a few feet on a log half in the water
>reach as far as I can and poke the obviously-not-a-rock
>stick sinks in a bit
>indention the stick makes slowly pops back out
>push it a few more times to see if I can move the whole thing
>dislodge something under the water
>swollen, pale human foot bobs up to the surface
>ohjesus.jpg.gov//https:com.png
>girlfriend calls 911
>I had been poking it's swollen belly

Thank god it was in the cold water and didn't smell. The parts nearest the water were almost a translucent white, though the upper fully exposed areas were cracked and reddish. fucking gross. apparently some old guy. Didn't look too much into it. It wasn't a big mystery. Just a guy died and ended up in the river. Cops never called me, just gave my initial statement when they showed up.
>

>>19111254
contd.
Worth mentioning nobody ever comes down this road. It's a really long road surrounded by dense woods and the only things on it are the entrance into the woods and the abandoned home. This was around 6:30 PM in the fall
Anyway
>make it to the entrance of the trail
>hop the barricade and peek over it to see what's happening
>some built fat redneck guy with overalls, unkempt hair and a scruffy ginger beard gets out of the car
>he walks around to the back of his car and opens it up and starts looking for something
>I've already started moving away from the barricade at this point
>what he pulls out of his car I only catch a glimpse of but it appears to be a rifle or shotgun
>friend turns his black graphic t shirt inside out for camouflage and I'm already wearing a green flannel
>running full speed through the woods from a fat redneck wielding a gun
>can't see him at this point but I could hear the echo of him making weird redneck hunting calls
>SKEE YEE he says
>instead of taking the path to the dock we go off the path very far
>smear mud around our eyes and hide in a bush
>put my green flannel over my head
>too exhausted to keep running
>covered in sweat, mud, some rainwater from the night before, and a pinch of blood
>after a good 40 minutes we decide to try finding our way to the entrance of the woods without using the trail

>>19111247
Thank you, and thanks for reading.

>>19111302
pls cont

>>19111302
contd.
>by this time it's almost pitch black but we didn't have lights
>hear the chorus of frogs and crickets begin to roar
>find some comfort in it
>make it out to the road by 9
>car no longer sitting there
>decide to start walking back to my house
>different SUV drives up in the opposite direction we're walking and stops about 15 yards ahead of us with the hi-beams on
>we keep walking past it
>it pulls up slowly next to us
>all the windows are down and there are 3 adult women in the car
>"do y'all need some help?"
>friend tells them we're fine
>they start giggling and speed off, tires screeching
>get home feeling scared confused and tired

Still confused

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>>19111302
To elaborate on the redneck's appearance, he was a huge shaggy hairy ginger dude wearing mud boots and overalls. He didn't have a shirt on underneath and only one strap was in place. Really archetypal redneck. This was in rural southeast Georgia

This wasn't THE abandoned dock at the end of the woods but this was one further down the coastline. There's all kinds of abandoned shit in those woods and I've found empty shotgun shells multiple times

>>19111361
>empty shotgun shells
It would actually be stranger to find NO shells. Can't go 5 feet without stepping on the fuckers here in South Dakota. You could unearth an ancient cave from prehistoric times and be the FIRST PERSON ever to step foot inside and you'd still find an old fire pit surrounded by cans of Steel Reserve and shotgun shells.

>>19111254
Oh, and regarding the jar, I took it because it had some weight to it. I ended up chucking it at a tree and shattering it when we took off through the woods. I never found out what was in it

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>>19109507
Fucking saved, lulz

>>19101372
I actually live directly outside Dead Man's Hollow. Nothing really spooky at all.

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Anyone know if there are any spooky things around Anchorage, AK? I want to go hunt down some paranormal things, maybe bring back some stories for you guys.

does anyone have a screenshot from the last thread of that anon who had a bunch of weird stories? one of them was about him finding a really big frog

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From Maine USA here, me and some friends used to go camping way up north in the deep woods, miles and miles of nothing but woods, we would encounter and find the freakiest shit, but this one stuck with me


>Be camping up near Chase Lake
>5 of us including me
>Find a nice little clearing by the lake
>Sit and chill after walking for hours
>We notice something down the bank to our right
>It's semi-tall and too far to make out
>It's slowly hopping towards us
>We decide to go towards it cautiously
>As we get closer we notice its features
>It looks like a tailless big dog with two legs standing up
>Its face is mutilated
>No lower jaw
>Very wide white eyes
>Black doglike nose
>Yellowish skin with very little fur
>Some sort of reddish/orangish fluids pouring from mouth
>It continues hopping towards us
>At this point we're scared shitless
>Grab our things and bolt
>Eventually just head home instead of camping

Call me a coward if you want, but that thing was fucked up, we spent a solid minute at least looking at it, we couldn't of been more than 30 yards away from it, it slowly hopped, taking maybe a hop every 10 or so seconds, never blinked, large puffed out chest, it's given me nightmares ever since, this whole thing happened around 3 years ago, we avoided going back there or even the surrounding areas,

Sadly the last thing on my mind during the whole thing was taking pictures, but here's the closest thing I could find that resembles it.

>>19112049
(Kinda) cute! Feel a little bad for the thing that you encountered, made it sound like it might have been suffering a bit.

>>19112049
Maybe you just saw a retarded kangaroo

>>19112139
I'd say rotten skin, missing jaw, and probably destroyed front legs would have a chance of probably causing some suffering.

>>19112155
Eh, I guess that does seem like a bit of an obvious thing to say now that I'm thinking about it.
Though there are always those stories about spooky things that always look like they're half dead, rotting monstrosities and such so I dunno. I still feel bad for it though, as horrifying as it is described to be.

>>19101834
You forgot the part where your herky jerky friend yowls like a cat and says something super spooky like "LET MEEE INNNN"

Are there any spooky stories based in the UK? I wanna see if we have things similiar to skinwalkers and wendigos

>>19101417
The dude and I share the same fucking name, shit.

>>19103104
Its my favorite screen cap, did you read the 2nd part?

>>19111332
>3 adult women in the car
>invite us in the car
ya'll dumb cuz

>>19112431
The fuck? What's so dumb about that? I'd do the same thing

>>19112431
I was 16 or 17 at the time and just got done being chased by a massive redneck holding a shotgun

>>19112049
That is creepy as fuck, Maine always has the oddest things.

>>19105547
Well, slenderman is believed to be a tulpa so yes, they do have youtube videos

>Turned 24 a week ago, I live in Belgium
>It happened something like four or five years from now, bad memory so I can't exactly remember
>May looks cliché but I have no reason to lie here, where a lot of fellas are roleplaying (usually good reads by the way)
>Anyway
>Got me a camera for Christmas
>Decided to take some pics at night because of the nice atmosphere and for training myself to take photos
>Might be weird but I have an aesthetic feeling for street lights
>I was living at my parent’s house in a village
>So I walk, re-discovering this village by night
>I walked for a long time
>Arrived at the cemetery (here’s the cliché)
>Everything’s silent, didn’t see anyone, not even cars
>Barely some lightened windows, it was late
>Decide to go for a look
>There’s a pretty wide central alley and graves on each side
>At the end of the alley there’s that building, don’t remember if it’s a mausoleum or something else, but I think it’s a mausoleum
>Graves and gravestones on both sides of the mausoleum
>Like I said, there’s nobody but me
>The alley is less than 100 meters (+/- 330 foot)
>I wasn’t scared at all, I was alert because of night’s atmosphere, sounds and because I was alone
>I walk and reach the mausoleum
>I look at it, don’t know if I took pics
>On the right, from behind the gravestones, there’s something that flies away
>Black, not the shape of a bird, silent, too quick to be a bird, large, looks more like a veil
>It just flied away until I can’t see it anymore
>It wasn’t a bird
>I wasn’t at ease
>I left the cemetery by checking behind my shoulder almost every footstep

Don’t remember if I took pics, remembering this story made me want to check my external drive where I store my photos. The drive is at my place, currently visiting my parents, don’t know when I’ll be back, less than one week I guess.

>>19114015

>>19112431
>ya'll dumb cuz

Not as dumb as that statement.

>>19101834
could pass as a legit greentext