How do I become a wizard?

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
Rollin

>>19099184
Shit...my wizard is SHIT. Should have waited.

>>19099129
Fuckit ill roll

Rolling for penis wizard

Rerolling PENIS WIZARD GET

>>19099129
roll

rolln

>>19099129
rull

Rolling for sneke peen

>>19099129
rolan

Last time roll

Rollerino

>>19099129

Roll lol

Also, how can we turn this into a drinking game

>>19099368

>pimp wizard

You bitches better have my spells!

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>>19099129
Stop having sex and masturbating, meditate every day, and watch/listen to fashwave.

>>19099388
>there is no 88

Hitler isn't a wizard too?

rooooolll

>two hobo wizards in chart
wtf is this bullshit?

>>19099129
rolling

>>19099394
Dubs you choose your own fate, the 88 guarantees you're a Fuhrer Wizard

>>19099381
>stop having sex

It's not like you could get any anyway

roll tha fuck up

>>19099398
At least you didnt get the snake penis

>>19099129
roll

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>>19099405

>>19099400
dubs, I choose the 37 forest wizard

op is a fag

>>19099129
>rolling
>onm a slow board

i be da retarded wizard

>>19099129
Roll

>>19099129
rollin

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>>19099129

roollllernno

rolling again

>>19099473
mr harry plopper reporting for duty mattee

>>19099129
rollin

>>19099477
Fuck yeah checkum

wingardium rolliosa

>>19099129
rollingggg

rollerino

>>19099129
Roll

Rollolo

rooolllllll

>>19099129
Rawlin

>>19099129
rolling :^)

rollin' rollin' rollin'

Humans accessed eternal life technologies thousands of years earlier than now.

Casting my roll

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>>19099129
Rolo

>>19099129
rollerino arcanino

>>19100217
I CAN FINALLY CAST A BLUE BALLS SPELL ON PEOPLE!!! THANKS!!!

>>19099129
Fuck me, roll me twice!

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Only by rolling and believing

>>19099192
>>19100284
Are you me?

Rolllinnn

>>19100284
Someone make a Frog wizard

here is the template, make the digits 00

>>19099129
ROLLERINOSS!

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>>19100308
my bad

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>>19099129

Probably my favorite /b roulette ive seen so far.

roll wtf

rollin'

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rollin'

>>19099129
Rol

>>19099129
Rollll

>>19099129
Roll

Tgbbjy

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
roll

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>>19099129

Roollan

>>19099129
i m rolling

>>19099129
rolling for ghost for the 2hu memes

>>19100541
one off, goddammit

>>19099129
rolllllll

>>19099129
rolan

roll out

>>19099129
>How do I become a wizard?
Just make it to 30, anon.

Also roll

>>19100666
devil wizard in bound

Rollies

>>19099129
36 yo virgin hear. Rolled all of them automatically probably.

Rolling.

>>19099129
Rollan

Why not? Give me some sweet powers.

>>19099129
rolan

Wizardy wizardy

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Rolling

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>>19099129
rrrrroll

>>19099129
ROLLING BITCHES

>>19100986
WE WUZ

>>19099129
gimme something gud

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>>19099253
>53
hey guys this faggot got 9gag wizard
let's all laugh at him

>>19099129
Rolled

>>19099129
role

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
Roll

>>19099129
Rolling

>>19099129
roll

I'm a Harry wizard

>>19099381
As someone who has never had sex and literally never had an orgasm, I can guarantee that not doing sexythings grants you no additional powers. Sexual frustration or whatever does not give you magic.

ROLLIN ON A RIVERRR

>>19099129
Rolling

>>19099129
Roll

>>19099129
im feeling lucky

>>19099129
Rolling

>>19101540
welp im a commie, guess i should stop going to /pol/

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
rullz for lullz

>>19101985
reroll

>>19101418
If you've never had an orgasm you lack sex organs so you don't count. Even if you never touched yourself you would have one in your sleep.

>>19099129
Roll nigga

>>19099129
I am hi

>>19099129
Him

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>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
95 get

>>19099129
Semi-related to wizards, how do I become the little girl? I want to look cute and there don't seem to be any occult methods or anything.

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
Gimme

Rolllllll

>>19099129
rolling

Rollll

Just buy rolling

rollll

rolling this shit

>>19099129
rollin

In the days of vodnor, we killed many... I don't know why, I doubt I asked, I was very drunk... but I had sword, and the enemies were douchebags, so we burnt their shithouses and took their cattle, and ran off their women for they frightened the cattle... I think they went to fingolia. Fuck em. Cheese is good. Sieg Hiel!

>>19099129
Rolleringinring

>>19099129
yess

>>19099129
reroll

Cthulhu be praised

>>19099129
roll

Rollando

rouling

>>19099129
roll

Rowling

r-r-r-rollin'

>>19099129
rollinnn

>>19099129
roll

bombo

>>19099129
Rollin

>>19099129
rollll

>>19099129
rooool

Rollerino powerino

>>19099129
rollin

>>19099129
ok what your going to want to do is go get a newyork strip steak. why you may ask? because for the past decade about half of them are actually human meat in america and half of europe

its homeless people to be precise . any who the flesh has some residual energy in it. call it life force if you want to be a faggy hippie i dont care its your life who am i to tell you not to put a dick in your ass ... as long as i dont have to look at it i dont give a fuck what you do

now comes the fun part eat it. since you know its not cow you will notice the subtle difference in the taste of the meat. since every one likes medium rare steak you will taste the blood. its got more of a iron taste than cow. the reason is that most cows dont get enough iron in their diets but humans tend to get plenty even if its from soup kitchens

repeat until your ready to bend reality to your will

Rollannnnn

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>>19099129
Rolling for myself.

>>19099129
roll

Rull

Limp Bizkit

Rolling rolling

rollerino

>>19099129
check em

>>19099129
inst

>>19099129
rolling

>>19100065
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "forced immortality technology" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a schizophrenic fantasy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an /x/ shitposter. A pathetic schizophrenic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES FORCED IMMORTALITY TECHNOLOGY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>19099129
Spend less time rolling, more time reading.

>>19099129
rooollll

Hobo wizard get

>>19099129
>>

>>19099129
Roll

>>19099129
Rolling

>>19101997
what no

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Rolling it up

>>19099129
rolling

>>19099129
roll

reroll, i can not be a money wizard

Rolling because Jeffrey Dahmer told me to

>>19103313
Great now Jeffrey turned me into a chink

>>19099129
4chan

>>19099129
Rolllllllll

>>19099129
roll me

roll you

>>19099129
tfw

>>19099129
rolling

>>19099129
in next dimension/life

>>19099129
Rollin'

r

>>19099129
lets do this

rollin'

>>19099129
Rollina

>>19099129
ROOOOLL

>>19099129
roolz

roll'

>>19099129
Roll

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
Role¿

>>19099129
swingin and a-swayin and a rockin rolling

>>19099129
ROLLIN

>>19099129
Rollo

Rol

Rolan

>>19099129
Roll

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>>19099129
Roll

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>>19099129

>>19099129
Mofoggin rawl

Rollk

gift with roll threats

>>19099129
Oh cool. Roll

>>19099129
magnet or space wizard lets go
they're basically the same thing because space is basically like, a bunch of magnets in space lol

>>19099129
let's see

>>19099129
Let's see...

>>19104037
Not bad

Rolling....>

>>19099129
wew

rololol

rellin

role

>>19099129
Roll

Rolling for Hobo Wizard

>>19104151
שלום

Magic powers here I come!

>>19099129
The best.

>>19099129
J.K Rolling

>>19104200
kkk wizard nigga

Roll on, lonesome bulldog

ロール

>>19104213
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
japanese post, japanese wizard

>>19104213
damnnnnn
*paranormal intensifies*

let's see

uwu

>>19099129
roll

>>19099129
rollin

rolu

rool

Roll boi

rollins

>>19099129
roll now now now

>>19099129
Rolling for graybeard

rool

>>19099129

roll

>>19099129

whats 99?

>>19104493
Haha! 4chan incarnate baby!

Rolloroni

>>19099129
Rooollllllllooooo

rolli

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IT IS, IT REALLY IS SUMMER!

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...

meh

le dubs

>rolls 99

swear to god if I stayed a virgin this long for nothing

Rollllll

>>19099129
roll

Rawl

>>19099129
rollo

>>19099129
yeet

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Mmk why not

im a skeleton wizard

rool

>>19099129
Roll fugg :DD

>>19099129
Rooll

ok

>>19099129
Roll

>>19099129
roll

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>>19099129

>>19099129
No install wizard this clearly isn't a complete list, but roll

>>19099129
Rolling