How do i go about exorcising/banishing the devil?

>>19099065

Throw some salt at the fucker, sling holy water/florida water around like a Parkininson' support group watergun fight, burn some incense, then perform whatever banishing ritual gets your spiritual dick hard.

>>19099065
>exorcising/banishing the devil?

You don't. Embrace him instead.

>>19099065
One would have to have a refined spirit. A lifetime of training the body and mind. You would need to use parts of your brain humans arnt fully aware of yet. Then you would have to overcome a force of nature with your spirit. Imagine getting in a mental game of tug o war with a F5 tornado.

>>19099190
So embrace it and get torn to shreds inside the tornado instead?

>>19099154
Why the fuck would i do that you cuntlord

>>19099190
Yeah that's kind of what it feels like when i conciously work against it. The problem is that it started a long time ago, and back in the beginning i was more mindful and capable but i didn't know. This whole experience has been eating, instilling hatreds and fears to the point of where i almost completely lost myself..
Everything is so well constructed...

Could you guide me through somehow? Do you have anymore advice?

>>19099154
Actually i kind of tried this when i found out. I thought if i loved him i'd be able to, i don't know, turn him around, that maybe that was my purpose. Pride

>>19099065
nigger ghost

>>19099303
this

>>19099141
MY SIDES!

>>19099065
You'll have to believe in him first.

>>19099065
Rituals and changing your pattern of life when they least expected, also act but don't show

>>19099190
>One would have to have a refined spirit. A lifetime of training the body and mind. You would need to use parts of your brain humans arnt fully aware of yet. Then you would have to overcome a force of nature with your spirit. Imagine getting in a mental game of tug o war with a F5 tornado.
false.

All you need is the Blood of Jesus.

"Get thee behind me Satan, I bind you in the name of Jesus Christ, and consign you and your demons to the Hell prepared for you, in Jesus' name. Satan the Blood of Jesus stands against you."

They triumphed over him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony; they did not love their lives so much as to shrink from death. - Revelation 12:11

easy peasy.

left on your own without the Holy Spirit, and the Blood of Jesus atoning for your sins? you're DONE. because every accusation he hurls at you is JUSTIFIED.

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>>19100282
Nice name bruh. Wanna see my little boi pUssi? I've got access to eternal faggot technology

>>19102527
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "forced immortality technology" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a schizophrenic fantasy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an /x/ shitposter. A pathetic schizophrenic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES FORCED IMMORTALITY TECHNOLOGY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...