guys how do i meet aliens

>>19098906
meditate
drugs

>>19098906

Make yourself attractive to aliens, obv

well you see you need to do the Martian dance from Micky Mouse Clubhouse then if you are lucky they will find you attractive and will come to you. the thing is though they are scared of houses. so go in the dark field a few miles from your house

The shortest distance between Earth and space is about 62 miles. idk what that is in grams, tho

>>19098906
Tell me where you live and I'll be there in like 3 hours or something

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>>19098906
go to el paso

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>>19098906
Like I've said before, date a politician's daughter/son (depends) and you're bound to find at least one among them.

>>19098957
What fuck?

>>19100192
Prolly means the atmosphere.

>>19098906
first step: prepare to be mentally tortured and physically probed.

>>19098906
Try accessing eternal NEET technologies and yelling Ayy Lmao while while fingering your boi pussy out in your front yard.

>>19098906
>guys
>how do i meet aliens
hello.

nice to meet you.

what do you want to know?

I've noticed the backwoods of hillbilly/ recheck country where back probing occurs a lot, or uhaul stores are good places.

>>19098922
>Make yourself attractive to aliens, obv
this.

hybrid here, my girlfriend just left me.

You got to go to Luke Airforce Base.

>>19098906
Go to Mexico.

>>19104007
They aren't aliens down there. If you went you Mexico, you'd be the alien.

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like this

Do dmt , for real

>>19098906
Give me your address f.am, I'll pay you a visit

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>>19101883
>hybrid
the many do not need such things as gfs