I am a lizard AMA

>>19098821
Go home, Voldemort you are drunk

Watching a video on the historical and mythological origins of the reptilian conspiracy right as I saw this thread.

It means something.

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>>19098828
I translate that as a joke yes? Do you want to ask any questions, or are you just going to chimp around like the monkeys you are?

you are a faggot

>>19098845
Nah jk.
How's going with the Stargate mate?

Why are you trying to take over the world if you already basically took over the world?

>>19098840
Coincedencessss are just a myth in my understanding.

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>>19098821

Can you pass on your curse to humans? Do you have a cool tongue+prehensile tail? Do you like to eat eggs? Also, do you have any desire to fuck a car?

>If no to the last question, I can't trust that you're real and therefore you are saturday troll.

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>>19098853
I can't specify to much on the stargate, but there isss proof on the internet you can find about, and will probably be known the public soon.

>>19098857
That is misss information made up by your leaderss, we live our own neutral life at the subterraneans, and for the most part avoid confrontation from your speciesssss.

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>>19098878
Questions like thisss makes us sometimesss really wonder which speciess are more intelligent, humans or the monkeyssss.

>>19098890
We know. That's why I asked for something new dude

>>19098923

Aw, cute snake baby.
:D

>>19098821
I look on crystal ball and you are dipshit

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>>19098821

How do you disguise?

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>>19098960
Our mental capabilities extend far beyond your humanss due to some events from the past. When we are at the surface, we use something you would call "mimicry". like hypnosis, i can make you believe you too see me as E.G north european looking male instead of my real apperance in your eyesss.

What is your relationship with dragons?

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>>19099029

>Dating
>Going steady
>Just friends
kek pick one, reptile guy.

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>>19099029
You are pushing it with me human! Ask me seriousss questions or i will leave

>>19099070

I kind of want to shop that photo to make reptile black with a giant afro.

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>>19098821
Fuck of illegal visitor. This isn't what I elected Trump for!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlt3Fuwp0E8

why u use ssso many sssssssss in your typing. cuz u sssslithery sssssnake?

>>19098821
post feet

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>>19099085
>believing everything some lunatic says bout other advanced species

Ah yes yes continue to believe everything your corrupt selfish goverment tells you sheeple! What if i told you that you humans are the alienssss on this planet?

>>19099093
Be glad that i even put an effort in comunicating in your language.

>>19099108
Not permited to do that sssorry.

>>19099144
Atleast we're legal. GET OUT!

Can humans and reptoids just be friends?

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>>19099233
I SEA you!

>>19099250
How the fuck did you know it was me?!?!?

>>19099077
>>19099029

They my bitches.

>>19098821
Are you permitted to submit photographic evidence? Your left hand with a timestamp written on some paper or directly on your scales would be sufficient.

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>>19099250
ራስህን የራሱንም እና መሬት ቁም!
>>19099257
Don't mind him human he is just playing around with you, he means no harm. Remember we are not your enemiesss.
>>19099286
Sadly i am not permited to do that but this image is the closet you will get a clue on about usass.

>>19099317
That image is clearly fake though. How dumb do you think we are?

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>>19099275
I will not accept these kind of offences from you humansss, Last warning or i will leave and remove this thread!

>>19099250
Behave yourself and land on your feet!

>>19099082

lol go for it, anon. I wanna seee

>>19099093
>>19099144

Slytherin obviously
Slytherin obvious
Sly the rin obv us
Lythe in us
Lythe us
Lyt he u
Y the u
The u
Hue
Hue
Hue

>>19099328
Of course the picture issss just art Einstein, but it isss based very closely on our actual appearance, i don't know how much the creator of that image really know to be frank.

Have you ever had sex with a human? did you enjoy it?

>>19099342

I'm no human, infant... back underground!

The thread stays, I don't care if you go or not.

I'm MORE than JUST a dragon... this board is dear to us you know! Earth is not as simple as it seems!

>>19099363

Just type a regular s you stupid faggot.

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>>19098821
frank you stupid fuck, the high lizard council already warned you once about shitposting on /x/ with your LARP-y autism and making us all look like fags

dele t this

>>19099469
FATALITY!

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>>19099416
No even if we are not enemies, we reptoids still have our standardsssss.
>>19099448
Sssstop.
>>19099454
Please continue to complain about my ssspelling human

>>19099480
If we're not enemies why are you people so secretive?

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>>19099469
I was not born only to obey ordersss, besidess the surface world needs to be prepare to aknowledge our presence due to the upcoming eventssss that will happen soon.

>>19099535

TIMEWIFE WHEN?!

What do you know about KibBitzLaw?

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>>19099516
It's very complicated, only thing i can elaborate isss due our to religious reasons, i am no means anyway way close to the leaders who makesss these decisionss nor do i know everything. Keep in mind that we are not a absolute hive mind, every reptilian have their own unique personality, beliefs and attributes, just like you humanssss.
>>19099574
Can't tell the exact date, but approximately sometime thisss year it will start according to your calender very soon.
>>19099603
Keep in touch with them iss all i can add.

>>19099629
Can you stop eating us please?

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>>19099644
We are not eating you stop claiming such nonsence! As i mentioned earlier you have been brainwashed with false religous claimsss by your leaders about us etc. Open your mind and follow only what your own instincts are telling you.

>>19099666
>Dubs and Trips.
So... what's the endgame, Peaceful Coexistence? You know this sounds like outta Doctor Who right?

>>19099666
What do you think about Nordic aliens?

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>>19099677
It's really more like that we will have to unite as allies for a upcoming common threat to this planet, whether we like it or not.
>>19099684
Reaserch Elohim and you will understand more.

>>19099703
Well... I for one wouldn't care about coexistence, only if we got a way to solve our shitty enviroment...
Also, which threat?

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>>19098821
Does your race have a name in human tongues, or are the names we came up with merely fantasy?

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>>19099711
Your human mind wouldn't comprehend thisss by just one post, you need time to accept it slowly first piece by piece, short answer is extraterrestial threat.
>>19099727
For the most part yes, even if you tried to pronounce our real names with your tongues it would sound extremly insulting to ussss, you may just call me Ssaynat.

What is Hillary Clinton's lizard clan?

>>19099144
Funny because I heard Reptilians are from 'the Lower' and can't survive her without feeding on DMT

>>19099761
Try me dear.
t. Eidetic memory anon

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>>19099761
>short answer is extraterrestial threat
It's those damn Dargos and Gnomopo, isn't it?

>>19099317
>ራስህን የራሱንም እና መሬት ቁም!

Piss off, poser. That makes 0(zero) sense.

>>19099761
Where did you say you lived again?

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>>19099771
She is a corrupt selfish human, our species are not afflicted in your politics.
>>19099775
Reptoids live in the deep subterraneansm cavernssss, we are carnivores and can't survive without meat unlike you humans.
>>19099776
The answer is extraterrestial threat "alienssss".
>>19099797
Alredy answered that.

>>19099824
Well shit.
That's much clear.
Not really but I get it lad.
See ya

>>19099824
Funny because someone else said you lived Military bases located somewhere in Mountains, not underground like the internet says. Stop roleplaying, you fucking fool
>inb4 the bases are underground

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>>19099797
he didn't, because we don't broadcast where we live, because we don't need more hairless-monkey IRS jews trying to shake us down for backtaxes on lands we've held for millenia

>>19099771
fuck you, we don't blame your species for our fucking garbage, take responsibility for your own trash

>>19099535
oh sssoooo fucking edgy frank, i think i just sliced a scale on your edge; whatever, but if you start posting dick pics on /pol/ without the proxy again, you really will get kicked out

wise up before you become the next kelly

>>19099839
Source for that?

>>19099824

Imagine being so affected by your own spiritual torture to give in to the lie of the necessity of meat...

>>19099844
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19087889/
>>19099840
He actually did say that and he also said he was from the Thule society, so fuck off.

>>19099839
>Funny because someone else said you lived Military bases located somewhere in Mountains
we're cold-blooded you fuck, any of us that live in mountainous regions are living in exile...
>>19099867
>He actually did say that and he also said he was from the Thule society
ok but, food for thought, he also typesss like thisss despite the fact that A.) it's 2017 and B.) we're not fucking snake-people, sooo...

>>19099904
Why would he say you feed on DMT and not meat?

>>19098821
Do you believe humans accessed eternal life technologies thousands of years earlier than now.

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>>19099920

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>>19099852
We literally can't phisically survive without meet for more than few days, our bodies are made that way.
>>19099867
Stop talking nonsence and don't drag us in your insanely stupid human ideoligy, called politicssss!
>>19099920
That is incorrect it's phisically imposible for humans to have eternal life, for creating something, you need to destroy.

That's all for today need to go and hunt, if this thread will survive i then i will come back and answer more, open your mind Humansssss.

>>19099939
Stop roleplaying, you fuck

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>>19099939
Hope to see you later, weird maniraptoran man.

>>19099952
Truth is stranger than fiction anon

>>19099914
jesus christ you act like yours is the only species with shitposting 12-year-olds...our physiology is disjoint from yours for the most part, but we're still complex, terrestial lifeforms; we have bones that need calcium, blood that needs iron, and work that needs doing—which is why we don't sit around all day hippy-tripping on fucking DMT, asshole

>>19099983
>Truth is stranger than fiction
According to what? There's nothing strange about feeding on meat but there is something strange about feeding on DMT.
>>19099989
No, he implied you need DMT to survive, you fucking idiot, read the thread. You roleplaying fucker.

>>19099994
No he fucking didn't, stop derailing the thread you damn shill, people need to know the truth now we don't have much time left!

>>19099914
>Why would he say you feed on DMT
>>19099994
>he implied you need DMT to survive

welcome to English you fuck, there's vast sea of difference between "we need DMT to survive" and "we feed on DMT," as the former implies it's a vital supplement that we can get by including mammalian brain matter as part of our diet, while the latter implies that we're a bunch of degenerate fucking junkies...

>>19100038
>They drink the natural DMT from people who died in war . If war stopped they would starve to death
From the thread.
>>19100040
The term 'feed on' implies you need it to survive, YOU learn English, you moron. Like a Vampire might FEED ON blood.

>>19099929
The sick of that picture is...someone has really once cut my neck and put me (severed head) into a toilet.

Also texting about Donald John Trump: glad you are working/scrounging with ANYTHING; including savage language like letters as complete requested, wanted, or commanded situations/happenings/occurrences.
Tweeting a version of, "see oh veee ef eee ef eee" is evidence you are C O...and even not a, "dying" version of an F E F E.

If you publicly thank the United States who served at planet, "Marse" (publicly calling them as, "Martian" or, "Marseian") then you force United States constitution.

>>19099929
>>19100053
I missed the propaganda, "American Standard".

>>19100040
Can humans and reptoids be friends?

>not being gray lmao master race

never gonna make it

>>19100048
'feed on' is not a term, it's a prepositional fucking phrase—you're also using it wrong, likely because you don't grasp the difference between transitive and intransitive verbs

this is likely why you know well enough to add an object ("blood") for the transitive verb ("feed") in your retarded example about vampires, yet fail to grasp that intransitive verbs don't have objects, and hence fail to grasp that the "term" you're trying to refer to is
"feeds"—aka an intransitive verb that's synonymous with the term "eats," aka an intransitive verb that, when used transitively (read: when used with an object, e.g. "eats a hamburger" [transitive] vs. "he eats before school" [intransitive]), fails to even even marginally infer that the object of the verb is a necessary condition of the subject's survival

"the subject's survival" as in "the subject of the verb," before you fucking ask...

>>19100062
Maybe..
>>19100066
Are you a gray?

>>19100062
categorically, no; individually, yes—like muslims and jews

>>19100108
Alright, you got me there, you fucking roleplayer but it doesn't make you not a roleplayer

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>>19100110
He's prolly a hybrid wannabe, or one of the lesser-known races.

>>19100154
Grays are not the good guys.. they don't give a fuck, and see us only as lab rats..

>>19098845
What are your thoughts on good and evil

how long have you been on earth
how long have your species been on earth

what other aliens are there on earth

is the earth hollow?

are there are cities in the earths crust, if so what species live in them

was ancient humanity more advanced then todays society

why are you lying to me?

>>19098821
if i say Aeronian what do you say then?

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What about these little shits?

>>19099360
long walk for a shitty glass of water

>>19100211
Meant for >>19100184

How much for an anal probe?

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>>19098821
do you eat people?

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i hate all you fucking fairies pretending to be something you arent:
it doesnt matter if you have scales.
it doesnt matter if you came from the 4th,5th, Nth or any other dimension
it doesnt matter if you can fly and breath flames.
you arent a reptilian:
a reptilian is a highly logical system of entropic systems that interact with each other in a loosely regulated interaction containment field called the omniverse, in systems of operation that could only be identified by a highly-attuned sensebody scrounging for concepts of action similar to human buddhisms "karma" and "dharma"
of course, if this is new to you, you arent a reptilian; a reptilian would have known all this already, he would have been able to feel it themself with their own sense-body that they keep in their head in their perception.

but then again, none of that really makes you a reptilian.
what makes you a reptilian is being able to use all of that information to do whatever job i give you.

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>>19098821
Where do the reptilian hotties hang out?

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>>19100422
>claims to be ruler of the reptoids
>can't even capitalize correctly

what about magic and stuff like that?

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>>19100443
You want her anon?

>>19100625
Do I get to peel her skin off when its molting time?
Hell yes!

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>>19098821
Is pic related accurate OP?

>>19098878
>Do you have a cool tongue+prehensile tail?
I have a prehensile dick.

>>19098821
You know the rules lizard nigger, tits and timestamp or gtfo.