WHY /x/ IS SO POWERFUL?

>>19095396
you're a faggot.

>>19095406
first emission

>>19095396
Faggots unlock eternal fag technologies used by Elton John in the past.

Sent from my iPhone without my trip.

It's me.

>>19095439
tell more

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>>19095414

>>19095449
Not much to say. I'm just this guy, you know.

>>19095467
>Not much to say.
so nobody?

>>19095472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdxCBGAB0fg

>>19095476
yawn,I thought you are somebody

Voices tell me what to write on /x/.

>>19095536
They tell me ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang.

Paranormal is really normal?

Maybe this is because humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.

>>19095675
It's because they outlawed most of human knowledge, we were warned about this, in the travels of Gulliver.

>>19095556
>They tell me ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang.
And that means... I love you?

What did they mean by this?

>>19095396

The hopes, dreams and inspirations.

>>19095825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9tHZfYDsk

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>>19095837
Outstanding, my friend!

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>>19095869
F-f-fantastic!

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>>19095396

>>19095891
Yeah, that's me.

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>>19095882
https://youtu.be/QI_wLmLcsYk

>>19095396
We make ALL the memes. Shh, don't tell anyone.

>>19095891
Beautiful post.Thanks anon.

>>19095891
Does he lurk?

Masturbation

>>19095869
>>19095882

So many teeth.

>>19095396
his nervous system is reversed

>>19096905
very innovative, but explain more how paranormal powers are affected by the energy released during orgasms

>>19095396
not just /x/ but the whole 4chan is fill with magic power from meme we have awaken the god of chaos Kek.

>>19095891
For real though, what's the relevence?

So many sigils on this board today, it makes me question either one faggot discovered sigil magic and is tremendously shitposting, or some autists are greedily piggy bagging on one´s faggot sigil thread so they can have
>muh deprived virgin autist tulpa waifu girlfriend succubus

>>19096902
>Does he lurk?
Yes, and he posts.

>>19097006
>For real though, what's the relevence?
The Archangel Michael has taken a direct interest in this place since two years ago.

>>19095396
We all live our lives in a dream, but some of us know we're dreaming.

>>19095396
Is it mostly a nocturnal emission?

>>19095396
Belief.
Or, more seriously: magick + truth + anonymity = infinite power

>>19095396
>immense power emitting
Wat? What are you talking about? What power? My notebook doesn't start to reload the batteries when I open /x/.

>>19098089
What do you base that on?

>>19098089
>>19098292
>What do you base that on?
very good question, let's get an answer to it please

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>>19098232
Clap on, clap off

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>>19098321

All your base are belong to us.

this is the most impotent and useless place on the internet

its filled with quarter-truths, delusions and unwarranted arrogance to the brim

>>19098340

I disagree, nonbeliever-chan.
Shun the nonbeliever. Shunnnnn.

>>19098340
So gather four quarter-truths and put them together?
That makes a whole truth, right?

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>>19098340
A quarter truth is better than a whole lie.

>>19098356
>A quarter truth is better than a whole lie.
^^^
YES!! Great post.

>>19098350

M-m-mathematical!

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>>19095396
You are not your BODY
You are someBody
u r some body
u r sum bod
u r um bo
u r um b
u r um
u r u
u r
u

>>19098378
no u

>>19098378
Is there a name for this type of reduction or what?
What is this thing called?

>>19098434

>What is this thing called?
your mom

>>19098434
Y u gotta be so nu

>>19098434
Probably just a result of coinciding during the same time as a, "wanted" program. The noneffective and waste results were kept just so the program could be accepted for some wanted results.

Nothing.

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>>19098447

Cuz nu goth is in?

>>19098705

wish i was between them with a bag of coke and some whiskey

>>19098729
VERY FUCKING ORIGINAL

>>19098729

>surprised
people typically hate asian goths lol.
but I guess that's what makes /x/ cool.

>>19098732

honesty isn't always original when two hot chicks are involved

>>19098738

i don't have a subculture preference, or an ethnicity one, or a gender one to be honest so someone attractive is attractive i don't care about all the other shit

>>19098753

v. nice, I like it and kinda impressed. Good shit, anon.

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>>19098434
It's called a stynax
Or style
O rly?
Y rly?
X+M
=Y
Y

>>19098768

thanks? i honestly never really thought about it

pol is what x wishes it was

>>19099044

no one wishes they were /pol/, it's a terrible place, i love it but it's a shit hole and we both know it

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>>19099044
>pol is what x wishes it was
blasphemy!

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>>19099044

No. it will never wish to be pol
Pol is the scum of tomorrow
Pol is the scum of
Pol is the scum
Pol is scum
Pol scum
Scum
Cum
Um
U

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>>19099226
Oh my o my
Curious o curious
seriously this
iou his ily
lil cutie
you r
you
oui
Yes!

>>19099226
>>19099265
*puts poop up butthole*

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>>19099265

Th-th-thank y-y-you
ssss-ss-ss-senpai
You are my favorite
My favorite
Favorite
Fav
O
Rite
<3

>>19098738
I live for that shit motherfucker

>>19098356
>1 quarter is the truth
>1 quarter is a lie
>1 quarter is fantasy and dreams
>1 quarter is retarded brain damage
Problem is nobody knows which is which.

>>19095396

/X/ has the least amount of meme magic than any board. It's sad that this place is just young dipshits larping, asking retarded questions, and writing terrible predictable uninteresting stories. Everyone here needs to step their game up.

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>>19099462
>Everyone here needs to step their game up.
OP here,
Very nice post,very good points, now can you please post an example of a great post or a thread, you know opposite of this,
>and writing terrible predictable uninteresting stories.
Lead by an example please OUR very wise anon

>>19099372

i can tell which is which usually, anyone who's had experiences can tell when other people are being honest about them

it's either /x/ or reality. and reality isn't looking too good lately.

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>>19095675
You've accessed eternal faggot technologies. Kys, nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG2RaEy8anY

>>19095675
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "forced immortality technology" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a schizophrenic fantasy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an /x/ shitposter. A pathetic schizophrenic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES FORCED IMMORTALITY TECHNOLOGY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>19095536>>19098552
Stop impersonating me.

>>19102943
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "forced immortality technology" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a schizophrenic fantasy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an /x/ shitposter. A pathetic schizophrenic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES FORCED IMMORTALITY TECHNOLOGY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>19102935
TL;DR