Gains?

Jesus Christ

Satan

>>19093565
look inside to your "I AM", that'll hook you up with the one true.

>>19093568
>>19093572
Jojo

John 14:13-14 And I will do whatever you ask in My name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask Me anything in My name, I will do it.

Just pray sincerely and ask in the name of Jesus Christ. He'll do anything you ask this way.

For example, I'm going to be Stoya the porn star in a future incarnation because I prayed for a million bucks and a lot of sex. This prayer was confirmed by synchronicity not even ten minutes later.

>>19093583
Gave me a hearty kek

>>19093587
Think of what you're possibly missing out on by disbelieving. The man said *anything*. It's in the scriptures. God doesn't make those promises lightly.

>>19093565
Milk

Buy a carton of milk and pray to it. Repeat this mantra "dear spirit of the eternal lactating milky way, spread thy cheesy might upon my upper lip and spring forth good fortune and calcium. Let me suckle on your infinite teets" then spin in a circle and take a big gulp.

Your wish will come true unless you're a sinner. This is a streamlined version of the prayers given to the golden calf

>>19093594
problem is, it takes for fucking ever to happen.

I'll even describe the synchronicity because I'm so sincere about this and I want you to get what you want.

>be me
>read John 14:13-14
>think to myself, that's cool, let's try it
>pray for money and sex
>have faith that the word is true and God will grant my prayer
>go about my business for the day
>have a conversation about reincarnation with a pal
>mention how I meet people with the same first name or similar sounding first names that seem to be incarnations of the same soul
>talk about alabaster white skin later, mentioning Stoya
>look up her wiki and learn her real name is the same first name as mine.
>synchronicity confirms prayer was heard and answered
>pray that when I'm Stoya and loaded with money and dick I won't forget my man Jesus Christ and thank the lord for answering my prayer.