how to summon pixie

Kill yourself.

>>19092103
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>>19092103
That's how you summon the Grim Reaper.

>>19092072
start with a bowl of milk left just outside your door

>>19092072
Semen in milk. Leave it around an open window over night.

>>19092072
>pixies
Oh boy, you're in for a surprise.

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small hint
Book of Oberon

>>19092072
There are no gods, demons, fairies, aliens or whatever bullshit we try to convince ourselves exit. AP is all in our brain, just a super realistic lucid dream. You will never develop telekinesis , pyrokinesis or whatever. No one in recorded history has proven the existence of any of this shit, so why do you even try /x/?

>>19092136
>2032
>not knowing that the Grim Reaper is a pixie

>>19092685
tip harder faggot

>>19092072
You don't summon the Fae, they come to you by their own volition

>>19092677
>current year
>not recognizing that meme magic won an election and sold our reality to the gods of chaos
get fukt

>>19093047
Dude, the Fae are creatures of chaos and change.