Agent #96 Taken 24 miles north west of Luke Air Force Base Phoenix Az.

fake and gay

The aliens are fucking here and no one is EVEN talking about deporting these fuckers back to their home planets. Wake up, America! The extraterrestrials are here and they're stealing our jobs and raping our children! We need to BUILD A WALL around the Earth before it's too late!

>>19081794
Preach it, brother.

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>>19081812
I made this recreation a while back, amazed to see it reposted again

Fact: I was abducted by one of these things last month and was forced through a series of painful, agonizing experiments. They poked me with all kinds of sharp objects, played around with my insides, and even shoved things up my asshole. This went on nonstop for what felt like days. And, when I thought they were finally finished with me, when I thought they were going to kill me off, a flash of bright white light caught my eye, and I found myself drowsy and disoriented lying on the grass in the middle of an open field, surrounded by a bunch of empty bottles and wearing exactly what I'd had on before I was abducted. I don't care what anyone else says. Aliens are real.

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>>19081840
Agreed. I was once taken by a group of aliens, and taken into their rainbow penis-shaped space craft, where they did horrific acts on me. Didn't know alien penises were so soggy.

>>19081851
I'm not happy that you had to go through that, but I am glad that I'm not alone. Word about these horrific experiences needs to be spread. There's probably hundreds if not thousands of people out there who've been through this but never speak of it because they're too afraid that no one will believe them. This is not okay.

>>19081864
Yes, actually. I saw a cropped version of this. It was higher res but didn't show the full image. OP has the original

>>19081730
BUMP

>>19081878
Can you see if OPs picture is authentic or shopped?

>>19081894
OP here, some anon posted it a while back but got deleted. I saved it and waited for the right time.

>>19081730
OP, where's the rest? WHERE IS THE REST?

>>19081887
Can't say for certain, but this matches all the descriptions, and many anons claim this is the real deal.

>>19081918
Yeah, OP. Where's the rest?

>>19081929
Tree to the right was complete and total bullshit. And no, this is the best anybody can get right now.

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Hey! How the fuck did you get your hands on my selfie?!

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let's talk about this one now

>>19081989
Ain't nothin' to talk about. It's the same image just zoomed in.

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>>19082007
are you sure?

>>19082020
Holy shit, you mean to tell me there's TWO of these ugly fucks running around?

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We should really be talking about how nice and crisp the place is.

>>19082037
Perfect place to lay eggs as part of a plan to wage war against humanity, am I right?

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anybody else want a slightly higher res pic?

You humans, oh, you pitiful humans... You could never understand the true meaning behind these images that have been appearing all over your social media platform as of late.

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>>19082087
fuck off RP fag

>>19082096
You'll be sorry that you said that. You'll all be sorry the moment your planet is suddenly engulfed by a bright light and is then no more. You Earthlings are a blight on the universe and must be eliminated. I feel disgusted even using your tasteless social media platform and conversing with you in your pathetic language.

>>19082116
yeah, I'll believe it when it actually happens, fuckhead. Go crash into our moon you fucking space nigger.

>>19082116
>4chan
>social media

So not only are you a LARPing faggot, but retarded too.

>>19082116
let's hear your language then
>inb4 "your puny human brain would never be able to comprehend a language as mighty as ours rug rug ruggity rug rug rug.

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Ayy lmao

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let's keep this thread alive, guys

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>>19082132
It's not that your pathetic minds wouldn't be able to comprehend it. Rather, your pathetic keyboards couldn't possibly write it. To add to this, even if I had a keyboard with all of the characters in my superior language available, it's highly unlikely your pathetic site would be able to support their display.

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>>19082168
I think these are the characters your language uses, you gay-lord

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>>19082168
is this your writing?

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>>19082189
Your pathetic attempts at humor are unamusing at most. Say goodbye to your worthless planet.

>>19082211
>super intelligent alien being capable of destroying planets
>uses stock photo of alien costume
uber-fag confirmed

>inb4 uber-fag is actually an alien and we're about to turn into space dust in a few seconds

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Any second now.

>>19082321
nope he is a faggot