Fucking crows are trying to break into my apartment again. What does this mean? They've already pecked a hole in the top window of my bathroom and are making all kinds of crazy noise.
>>19079917
Crows...
Loki...
It...
Anon, you are in a problem, better search an Odinist.
>>19079930
Don't know any. I'm a discordian and could probably make them fuck off but I'm more curious than spooked.
>>19079930
Also, what sort of problem?
>>19079965
Discordian?
Then just do your chaos.
The kind of problem where Loki baits you with crows. Curiosity killed the cat anon.
>>19079996
You're worse than Kyle and Hanz put together bro
whos soul did you piss off?
>>19079917
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
>>19079917
What the fuck have you done recently that would send demons after you OP.
>>19079917
Cry out:
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>all kinds of crazy noise
Post recording, there might be anons around that speak crow.
>>19079996
I already made them fuck off. They were annoying. Just wanted to know what it meant. They do this every once in a while. Bastards pecked a hole in the skylight trying to get in.
>>19080088
Dis
>>19080078
I dindu nuffin. Haven't even summoned anything or done any magic here. There is an indian burial ground nearby though.
>>19080092
Next time let them in
>>19080086
Too late, already made them leave. Will post if they come back though.
>>19080113
OK, anon
>>19079917
Stop eating and leaving crumbs in the bathroom. They want food.
>>19080140
There are no crumbs in there. There is nothing there that they would want.
Sound like you need a pellet gun and a good eye.
>>19080227
what if they want you... :)
>>19080352
Got a Crosman pellet gun and a 12 gauge but living in a city makes them useless.
>>19080417
Where do you live that you can own a 12 gauge in a city? Just wondering.
>>19080434
California. I don't keep it at my place because there is nowhere to shoot here. It's in a family members safe right now. Our laws suck here in CA but we can own them.
>>19080467
>Can't have type of plastic, it causes cancer maybe
>Can have gun
Good ol Cali
Befirend them. Most corvids are self aware. They can mimic you. Coax them into saying funny or creepy shit, then there will be a rash of crow muggings in your area.
>>19080496
Everything here is cancer.
>>19080515
Interested in this. Any tips? Willing to create my own gang of crows.
>>19080496
Can have a gun but can't have a telescoping stock, you need a "Wrist support"
>>19079965
They know...
Guess...
Fucking guess...
Who would have a grudge on the Eris?
>>19079917
I totally read that as Cows it made for an interesting visual in my head
>>19081345
Wtf? Do they think it looks cool? Does it help or hurt? Why would you ever use a gun one handed? I'm so confused. Why is California like this?
>>19079996
>!W91RZfz.iM
what is this and why do some users on here have a similar thing?
>>19080568
Give them French fries
>>19081642
Love that one. Did something similar in middle school.
>>19081538
Fuck off newfag
>>19081538
Read the FAQ. It's a tripcode.
>>19081538
Google is your friend.
>>19081381
same
>>19081642
Absolute genius,
Odin would be proud, I bet.