Been on /x/ for a while, and noticed that all your cults are trash.
I've been following the teachings of "Bob" Dobbs since I was 14, and when I finally bought the Book of the Subgenius 5 years ago, it flipped my world upside down; and caused my eyes and genitals to fall off. Any other Subgenii out there, or am I all alone?
not alone! slack off my friend
So what's this dealy about? Is it a meme religion, or is there something to it?
>>19076426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw
Bob it's the truth.
I haven't heard of them since the 90's.. damn
I just bought Revelation X on Amazon, I didn't know there was a sequel until I was browsing around. I'm pretty disappointed that it's died down so much over the years.
>>19076204
>all your cults are trash
What cults you fucking moron
>>19076623
Don't you get it? They're just pretending. It's a "satire". Because religion is a funny joke, get it?
>>19076434
Looks like a meme religion.
>>19076426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QROEzCEd_Kg&t=1035s
>>19076667
meme religions are the only religion
>>19076204
OP you're as pink as they come quit trying to fit in and just fit in dammit.
there is only bob
http://frombob.to/you/
Subgenius reporting in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmWFrMq3qNY
>>19076642
>>19078054
Fuck yes no one ever talks about Church of the Subgenius anymore. Their movie is an amazing trip.
>>19076204
The "Bob" that cannot be described is not the true "Bob".
>pull the wool over your own eyes
>relax in the safety of your own delusion
Truly the greatest religion
I admit they make me giggle, but the subgenius is D&C.
>>19076204
Salvation guaranteed or your money back!
The Church of the Subgenius was memes before memes became "lel meemz".
The word meme used to mean something.
>>19076204
I had "The Book of the SubGenius". I read every page a hundred times. Then I took it to my alergist's office. They FORCE you to sit there for like 30 minutes AFTER an allergy shot to make sure you don't die. So I left the book there with all the old magazines.
I wrote on the inside, "Something to read while waiting for that shot you just got to kill you. Praise Bob!"
>>19076204
Ordained Minister since 2007
>>19080359
Deep.....
>>19076642
listen you fucking idiot
don't go making a mountain out of a molehill!
>>19082176
Are you sure you aren't just being a boring old fart?!
>>19082176
>You know, back in my days.....
>>19076204
>Slackware user's first meme
>>19084578
SO memeworthy!
Another good subgenius thread, with no one above the genius line, ruining it.
Bob would be pleased.
>>19084669
I do cross the line but I'm always just messing around so it makes it cool.
>>19076204
The original cover was better. They pinked out to make it more appealing.
>>19082152
>Salvation guaranteed or your money back!
ETERNAL salvation or TRIPLE your money back. Geez, get it fucking right...
The podcast from the church is really gross. It was fun, until I started understanding what they were really rping.
Slack abounds.
>>19086644
Explain
A local radio station used to have "The Hour of Slack" on Sunday afternoon in the '90's. I miss those days. Praise Bob!
Eris>Bob
Fnord
>>19084203
You're an ungrateful speck of shit
It's retarded and unworthy of being called religion, just like discordianism
>>19084669
>>19088523
>>19088584
There they are!
>>19088777
Checked