If you could.

>>19076056

Papa Nurgle.

>>19076056
Tzeentch sounds fairly tame, I guess. Who doesn't like magic tricks?

>one demands you to be a murder junkie
>the other to be living trash and misery
>the other to give and take dragon dildoes with spikes in the ass

The choice should be obvious.

>>19076056
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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>>19076056

I'm not well versed in 40k; but don't all 4 of them want to eventually betray and torture you? Why would you serve any of them?

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>>19076104
It's like a casino.
Every now and then a guy rises and becomes a demon prince.
Gets his own planet and stuff.
Hearing that,theres now a lot more people all gathering in secret all thinking "That'll be me one day"

HIM

>>19076130
No..not HIM!

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>>19076056
None, I would defend my people and soul in service of the Emperor.
After all why play a game that you will lose in the end?

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>>19076056
If you are going to serve chaos, might as well serve the cool one.

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>>19076091
Tzeentch is also known as the Great Deceiver, renowned for using his pawns and then turning on them. His demons will then torment them for eternity.

Regardless, I hear the whispers of heresy in this thread. I believe it's high time for a purge.

>>19076056
Probably nurgle, his plagues don't cause pain to his servants, also you are part of a huge ecosystem and ultimately of galactic entropy, life and death, bloom and decay.
Despite that i rather serve a shiny solar god of order and faith.

>>19076448
But that shiny solar God isn't even alive, he's like half dead trying to support his empire

>>19076056
Slaanesh because daemonettes and noise marines.

I remember how we used to joke about how most of the factions in 40K would just get you raped. Especially Space Marines, Khorne and Slaneesh.

I'd go with Tzeentch,
anything where I'm a zombie is fine too.

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Chaos Undivided.

The only answer is gork (or mork)

Always choose slaanesh, all the combat drugs and crabwomen you can shake a blastmaster at.

>>19076056

Hm, yeah just based on this, I think I'll go with uh "the God of Change and Sorcery."

For some weird reason it just seems preferable to the others,but couldn't tell you why!

>>19076391

got some more of this amazing walpapers?

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>>19076056
Same chaos gods as in warhammer fantasy.. say, are skaven still around in 40k? I played as skaven when I was younger, still have a huge rat army waiting to be unleashed somewhere in a box in my basement. Makes me wonder.. what happened to the skaven? ALL HAIL TO THE GREAT HORNED RAT GOD! btw

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Why serve an evil god when you can just enjoy some tasty green beans! Please, everyone, enjoy some green beans.

>>19076364
This guy gets it. Fuck'em all!

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>>19077213

>>19076364
>not even fucking canon

lmao

>>19076056
Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the Skull Throne.

>>19076056
It's a tough call. Kinda wanna align with all of them.

>>19076056
Tzeentch or Slaanesh, obiously.

Or Malal. Now that would be fun.

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I'm reporting all of you to the Emperors Holy Inquisition

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>>19076056
slaanesh to get the succ

>>19077209
nope. no skaven, dwarves, or lizard men. 40K has other races not in Fantasy Battle, like Tau (commie fishmen in mecha suits) and Necrons (robotic mummies) and Tyranids (hive mind aliens)