Faggot trying to be fucked up

>>19071829
don't do it

>>19071840
why

>>19071910
because you are too old for imaginary friends, go socialize with real people

>>19071829
try to talk to higher versions of yourself instead

>>19071829
Don't worry if something goes wrong you can always create a jackie chan tulpa to fix things.

>>19071925
buddists aren't kids precisely, and i have enough real people to talk and stuff

>>19071933
jackie chan is the the easiest tulpa for beginner conjurers. All you have to do is 6-7 sides of orange chicken from the closest panda express, make a ring around your naked, cross-legged body and chant the ancient incantation of lesser jackie chan over and over until he appears

It goes "Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao"

and if you stop chanting it before he appears you will turn into orange chicken so beware

>>19071928
too much faggotry, nah
>>19071933
what to do later with chuck norris and bruce lee tulpas

>>19071942
Buddhist monks have also trained their minds to suppress their negative feelings such as stress, fear, depression, hate etc. Even monks don't recommend "the tulpa exercise" for untrained mind. Also tulpa shouldn't be created for your amusement. It should only done as an exercise, that will bring you closer to enlightenment. If this what you really want, then you start with meditation and do it for years before going into deeper exercises.

>>19071987
Ah, i just used the monks as a example. But anyway, im taking this in mind. Thank you.

>>19071829
If you wanna ruin your life I'd recommend heroin. It'll fuck you up just as bad but it'll feel better then the Tulpa

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>>19071829
Snort your own cum.

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>>19072938
don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>19071829
How is it created?

>>19071944
>It goes "Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao"
Topkek!

>>19071829
>Any recommendations?
Yes. Kill yourself.

>>19071829
I don't care if this is 4chan, anyone who still uses that word is a total fucking immature scumbag. Grow the fuck up

>>19073565
Tulpa or faggot?

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>>19071944
Kek

>>19071933
Are we talking regular Jackie Chan, or "Don't want no trabu" Jackie Chan?

Post this on the tulpa forums. You're not going to get actual help here.

>>19071829
become a monk