Hello /x/, where can I find vampires?

in books, movies and video games

>>19066098
fpbp, also in your autistic fantasies

Easiest way is to look in synagogue during blood Passover ritual. Vampire is a meme for a jew killing people mostly children by draining them of blood

>>19066094

True Blood wasn't bad but you need hbo

>>19066094
Hypothetically: where unexplained disappearances/murders are very common.
I don't know if "energy-feeding" vampires exist or not, but a bodied-demonic being that feeds on the energy of others at the cost of the host's mental and physical wellbeing, is not out of the realm of possibility.

>>19066159
I heard that vampires don't feed on living people anymore, is that true?

>>19066094
They're not exclusive to any particular place.

>>19066159
>where unexplained disappearances/murders are very common.

Not the case, if they do exist, most likely they don't kill people.

Bodies and disappearances always draw attention.

>>19066186

They do, but only specific parts.

It's very a la carte these days.

>>19066214

>if they do exist

Look at the den mother, playing coy.

>>19066094
If you want to know, you need to take what you believe they are and use that to speculate on what they'd need from a home.

If you were looking for fishermen, you'd hopefully know to head for the shore.

>>19066516
>If you were looking for fishermen, you'd hopefully know to head for the shore.

Most people only see the adverts on TV and head to the shops.

>>19066529
A good explanation as to why vampires, if they're real, are so adept at not getting found.

There's a Russian Reversal joke in here somewhere, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.

There are three in Wildwood Tennessee

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>>19066094
Hot Topic

>>19066098
/thread

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>>19066634

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>tfw vampires are literally everywhere
>tfw OP is too fucking stupid to find them

Vampires were created because women kept getting raped by strangers and were making up stories of vampires.

>>19066094
Hire a lawyer

>>19066159
Wouldn't need to kill for every meal. Assuming they still look human, they could feed off of humans in any manner of ways without killing them. Easiest to just get someone while they're asleep (or passed out drunk) one way or another.

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>>19066094
Among SJWs.

>>19068017

This is where people have it wrong.

Think of it more as an unending thirst. They can get by without feeding, though it is not comfortable.

Just as they can stand in sunlight, though it is not comfortable.

>>19069952
They can't, stop spreading your roleplaying stories, because that's every lifestyle roleplaying fag ever, they don't "have" to do anything they just feel like they have to drink blood or don't like the sun

>>19070026

Believe what you want, it's no skin off my nape.

I've had an unquenched thirst for 18 years now.

Water cannot quench it.

>>19066539
Nor am I, friend.

>>19070400
So you are like every mentally ill human who likes to be feel special ever, a real vampire dies if they don't consume blood, you're just a faggot with a mental illness

>>19070431

Little baby mortal mad his favorite fiction writer lied to him?

>>19070431
>a real vampire dies if they don't consume blood

After what length of time, exactly?

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>>19070445
I think what could quench your thirst is dick you delusional tumblr-vampirekin-fag, HurrDurr I'm a real vampire guys even though I share the exact same qualities as a human roleplayer and I don't even need to drink blood

>>19070446
Depends on the age, but it's weeks or months

If you still age and if you don't need to drink blood, you're not a vampire, you're a human with a mental disorder and special snowflake syndrome

>>19070457
This isn't Vampire the Masquerade, anon.

>>19070469
Haven't said that either, but real vampires can tolerate the sunlight too though it's uncomfortable and blinds them

In Vampire the Masquerade they die from sunlight, so there are clear differences but it's simply laughable to downplay vampires to "I'm a human with a mental illness, who pasty pale and thinks he craves blood but I don't actually need it so I'M totally a real vampire"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMLMV6E4CM

>>19070454
>>19070474

You lot are always entertaining.

So defensive of your supposed "truths"

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>>19066094
Düsseldorf

>>19070479
It's not being defensive to call out schizophrenic roleplayers

There is no difference between you and a dragonkin tumblrfag, neither of you are supernatural beings, you are autistic and weird irl with weird cravings and so you decide to call yourself something cool instead of admitting you're a retard

>>19070487

Sure.

>>19070457
>Depends on the age, but it's weeks or months

Say they're just shy of a decade without a substantial feed, how long does it have? How much blood is enough? How often does it have to drink?


>If you still age

Do vampires not age? According to whom, exactly?Twilight? Hollywood?

>>19070493
>>19070491
Both of you schizofags get out

You age, you eat normal food and you don't have to drink blood, there is literally no difference between you and a human goth

>>19070493

Pallida mors aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas regumque turres

>>19070500

>human goth

Can they taste the fear in the minds of men?

>>19070511
Can you do anything that a human can't? The answer is no

You're a human

>>19070514

My eyesight is greater than 20/6, my response time is faster than 7 ms.

Please find a human with capabilities near that.

>>19070520
https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

Go ahead, show me your skills real quick, should be a breeze for you, you should get rank 1, don't forget to use your name

>>19070514
>You're a human.

Aren't we all? Who claimed to be otherwise?

You have all these preconceived notions about "vampires", based on what exactly?

>>19070536
Research from books and documents, talking to real vampires that disagree with the shit you spout

Again there is no difference between you and a teenage goth girl who wants to be different and edgy, not one, you're both mortal, you age, you eat, you both life a human life and neither of you needs blood to survive

>>19070546
>with the shit you spout

What did I say that was incorrect? You're the one doing all the fecal spouting about your preconceived notions you've supposedly "researched" from "documents"

There's a significant difference between me and some teenage schizophrenic/role-playing gothgirl.

Does it worry you?

Just how off base your preconceived notions might be? I've probably walk right passed you on the street. So close... yet so far. You'll never know, until it's too late.

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Funny how these faggots who pretend to be vampires always boast over their inhumanly fast reaction speed but when put to the test >>19070524 they ignore, disappear or just answer much later after they did 1000 tries or try some way to rig it

Even though before the test was posted they always replied really fast, so predictable and sad

>>19070600
>being afraid of a tumblr-tier roleplaying snowflake

kill yourself

>>19066094
You used to be able to find them all over the Internet. Now it seems to have gone mostly underground.

>>19070615
>kill yourself

No. You're more than welcome to come take my life, however.

>>19070669
Sure, post address, name and a picture, I'll be on my way to kill your low reaction speed ass then

>>19070673
>I'll be on my way to kill your low reaction speed ass then

You know nothing of my "reaction speed", that's the other guy.

Stop basing everything you know off of blatantly flase information.

>>19070714
Do the reaction speed test then, fag

Also why are you evading to post your address and name if I'm so welcome to kill you?

>>19070721
I'm not here to jump through hoops, "fag"

>why are you evading to post your address and name

Because anonymity is my nature.

Believe whatever you want.

You actually remind me of myself abit. Your ego and naiveté aside, We'd probably get on.

>>19070790
If you don't post it I can't end your roleplaying fairy ass

But whatever is the case I'm leaving now so enjoy your delusions without me

>>19070806
Oh, I will.

Sincerely, take care.

>>19066098
This

>>19070520
... This fucking guy

>>19071157
He was probably Pallida Mors samefagging with a different name

>>19072235
I unequivocally denounce this accusation.

My reactions are normal.

>>19066159
>a group of diseased people that crave blood may not exist
>but a spooky ghost that drains """"energy"""" out of a human? most likely!

>>19072322
Ah okay bro so you're a human with an interest in vampires yeah? That's it?

>>19066094
You may want to try looking in places like Eastern Europe, The Middle East, Rural parts of East Asia.


>>19066159
I could believe this.
From what I've read, the vampire is created out of a person trying to keep their soul existing in ether for a purpose (unlike ghosts which are accidental). Ending up back in their body having to feed off of things for "etheric energies", blood being one of them rich in this.

>>19070520
Ok! You vape! We get it!

>>19066094
in books and movies

>>19072415

oi ur 80 year old?

>>19072417

No, sorry, scratch that. I meant 14 years. Just 14 years.

>>19072427

80 is a weird way to mistype 14 caught ya vampire shill

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>>19066094

>>19070400
Have you tried Caprisun?

>>19066094
Graveyard. Because they're fucking revenants.

>>19066094
Seek your closest bank.

>>19072433
Exposed.

>>19066555
Go on......

>>19066094

About 1 in 20 people are what you call a 'vampire'. They don't drink blood though, they derive pleasure from making humans suffer.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is the least well known but most malevolent strain.

>>19066094
I have reason to believe they exist, in the "I drink and metabolize blood and do not age" sense.

I'm ready to take the chance, prepared for the risk. Come find me.

>>19075559
Why should we be interested in you?

>>19066094
they're called jews, anon