How would you react if..

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>>19065990

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>>19065990
>turn on the tv
"... and once again, remarkable Breaking News here... An Unidentified Flying Object has literally desintegrated every human in africa and south east asia"

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>>19065990

>>19065990

Meh, I wouldn't even care that much.

I'd still want to know what the fuck the FBI/CIA/NSA are doing with this honeypot.

>>19065990
My first reaction would be "fuck off we're full".

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>>19066047
Does anyone have that thread archived?

99% some kike trick. Most probably project bluebeam. They need to feel gas again to come back to their senses

>>19065990
I would react by saying these exact words:

"I hope the aliens evaporate every human being on earth"

I'd finally realize my full potential and masturbate to completion.

>"aliens" publicly revealing themselves
>at the white house
staged

I wouldn't care. Same old thing different object.

>>19065990
At 7:32am? I'd say, "fuck it I'm going back to bed".

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"Fucking space niggers!"

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>>19065990

>>19065990
''Fuck off space niggers, we're full

But you can crash on the moon''

>>19066039
Skipping over the Middle East was the aliums biggest mistake. They could have been worshipped as gods.

Fallen Angels have returned...were fucked

>>19068166

Theyare. Islam was created by Jesuits, who are of the flying saucer cult, if i understand stuff correctly.

Everything leads to flying saucers.

>19 replies
>all shitposts
What has become of /x/?

>>19065990
Finish watching the news and not chimp out or do anything strange until I know more.

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>>19065990
If the news with say this then I would never believe in aliens again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGG23CarcQw

>>19065990
That's a good question. I'm not sure how I'd react. I'm certain there is life "out there" somewhere, but also certain that ayy lmaos literally landing on the white house lawn would change our reality permanently.
I'm not sure if that means loads of people freak out and start raping/looting, or if it means we all discover a greater purpose with the knowledge that our petty conflicts are essentially meaningless. Maybe it just means we all get our student loans forgiven. Maybe our markets crash from space niggers flooding the market with asteroid precious metals.
It could mean a million things or not nearly as much as we'd suspect.
I do hope for some drastic change like this all the time however, but not sure if that just means I'm bored.

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>>19065990
Immediately offer myself as the first human live specimen.

Turn off the Tv, and go back to playing games, and ignoring the world. :| But honestly who watches tv for stuff?

would go ayyy then lmao.