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Will something spoopy happen to me if I go out to a crossroads tonight at 3am?
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>>19063417
Location location location
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>>19063417
you are gonna get raped and probably like it
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Nope, can't think of anything bad that would show up at the Crossroads at the Witching Hour.
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Only if you can play blues guitar

t. Robert Johnson
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>>19063417
You can probably sell your soul for a buck fifty.

And that's if your lucky.
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>>19063460
it gonna cost you like, three fiddy
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You'll get mugged.
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The devil will appear and offer you musical talent in exchange for your soul. You will be able to do hot guitar rifts and can shred it with the best of them. Don't take the deal though.
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>>19063691
What if I take a hobo and sell his soul instead?
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>>19063712
Then he loses his soul and you might get the ability or you might not.

Just watch the "Crossroads" movie with Ralph Macchio, it'll give you a good enough picture
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>>19063735
Huh, time to catch myself a hobo.
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you'll miss your uncle charles
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>be 15/16 year old
>live in densely wooded area in Alabama
>4 buddies and I love going out in the woods at night with flashlights and exploring the paths behind our house
>this time we walk REALLY far
>we literally just keep walking further down the path because we are dreading the walk back
>having a great time
>try to scare each other by turning off our flashlights and pretending the batteries are dead
>eventually make it into a hunting area
>signs around say "hog heaven"
>the path has went from really dark and curvy to straight and more clear
>we walk down the path until we come to a crossroads
>decide to take a break and find out where the hell we are exactly
>me and one buddy are standing while the others are sitting together on the road looking at the map
>suddenly hear 100% clearly a women laugh from the thick trees beside the crossroads
>"heeheehee"

Sounds corny as fuck but that's what it sounded like. Three "hee's" from in the forest. It was like the laugh you'd hear the stereotypical witch make on tv.

>friend and I exchange wide stares at each other
>"you heard that too"?
>other friends heard nothing at all
>they were right beside us and nobody was even talking
>how the fuck did they not hear it too

We still talk about it sometimes. It's the only "paranormal" encounter I've ever had. Actually gives me goosebumps just typing it out because of thinking how dumb we were walking that far out into the woods without telling anyone. Great times with friends though. I only recently found out crossroads are apperently related to supernatural things.
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>>19063778
Bone thugs really?
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>>19063811
>15
>Hear "HeeHee" in a high pitch from the forest.
I think Michael Jackson was out to diddle you, Anon.
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>>19063838
Kek
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>>19063417
An old black man and his pet rooster will offer you help in exchange for a chocolate bar
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Okay reporting back:
Nothing happened but I felt like I was being watched out there. I'm going to go back tonight but spend longer and definitely bring a guitar.

Anyway I can gain supernatural shredding ability and keep my soul?
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Depends on the situation and location
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>>19063417
The crossroads is a metaphor for decisions.
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>>19063417
The witch at the crossroad myth is about persecution. Witch went to croassroads to meet and at the end of the meeting the each took different paths.
It's all about not being caught.
There is nothing paranormal about crossroads.
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>>19063459
You know, I actually visited the real crossroad Johnson was singing about (south of Rosedale), and I was disappointed. There's a restaurant on one corner, a state park entrance across from it. Was not exactly spooky.
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>>19063417
bump
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>>19063811
>Be me
>Super younger
>Be super troll
> Used to go into the woods and fuck with "HUE HUE LOOKING FOR DA PARANORMAL" crowd..same went for urbex fucks.
>Used to set up shit audio but mostly just calling out into the woods with my voice
>Just be sitting there one night.
>Hear voices in the nearby trail.
>I'm behind a shit ton of trees but they cant see me but they are literally feet away.
>I hear them saying
>anon " I think this is the old trail"
>Other explorer anon is like "yeah dude I FEEL THE BAD VIBES HERE"
>Other anon is like "yeah its toats dreadful man
>I make some weird birdcall I know.
>Then I call out to them
>" WOWEUWOWUWOWUWWEOWUW" in a squeaky comical voice.
>They stop in their tracks
>I say to them now " IM AM HERE"
>they respond" omg omg we made the contact ...get the emps anon...get dem hurry before we lose contact"
>I here them asking questions
> H-H-H-OW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THESE WOODS.
>I respond all cryptic and shit but realisitic
>"SINCE THE DAY ENDED AND THE SUN DIED"
>OMFG THEY RESPOND" Heres been here since the beginning of time"
>They ask me my name
>I say some weird shit not even I remember
>Eventually I get bored and creep up on them just enough so they could see me peeking from the trees to say hey wassup yall..whatcha doin as I'm now interested in what they were looking for.
>they both see me I say wassup
>they both turn white as shit and drop everything they owned and booked it.
>Ifeelsbadnow
>I pick up their shit.
>it had little stickers with their names of it and addresses since it was good quality gear...like really good quality.
>I return it to them and say sorry.
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>>19063417
bumperino
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>>19063417
>3am
It's not midnight? Well shit. I may have sold my soul to Santa.
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>>19063417
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>>19063778

Kek
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>>19063417
What can these crossroad spirits do?
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>>19063417
Yeah you're going to get plowed by a fucking car with its headlights off.

Maybe that's what you're looking for though?
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>>19063417
>I can gain supernatural shredding ability and keep my soul?
One or the other bud
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>>19065793
C'mon, there's gotta be some other form of payment here.
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Get some sidewalk chalk and 3 candles. Draw a pentagram in the middle of the street. Light 3 candles around it. Stand in the middle. Cut your penis off, stick it up your ass, then go fuck yourself.
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>>19065809
See>>19063712
>>19063735
Hobo souls are the best supernatural currency
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>>19065824
What about animal souls?
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>>19063417
Probably gonna get runned over by a drunk driver.
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>>19065909
Animals are different from people.
Their soul is connected directly to the great will.
Kind of like writing a blank check with an empty account number, you don't own.
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Use a tree soul.
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>>19065925
But what if I own the animal?
>>19065932
How does that work?
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>>19065935
Burn a tree. An orb will float to the sky. Catch it in a jar. Draw a pentagram at the crossroads and put the jar in the middle.
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>>19065942
That's bullshit and you know it
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>>19065935
fool, we don't own anything in this world,
barely even ourselves.
Much less living beings.
This is a contract, not a sacrifice/holocaust
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>>19065951
Ok retard
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>>19065999
cry harder please,
I can't take some pussy unwilling to risk their own life serious.
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>>19066211
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>>19063417
So what exactly do you have to do at the crossroads? Is there some sort of ritual or do you just show up at a certain time?
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>>19063778
lel
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>>19063417
bump
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>>19065286
At least you'll never go giftless at christmas, anon.
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You might learn to play guitar.
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>>19063778
Can somebody anybody tell me why
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>>19063417
Here in Brazil there's a lot of pratices that come from african religions. I don't know the specifics, but you basically make a deal with a entity from their pantheon, and in return you leave an offer (alchool, cigars, food, according to the entity's taste) in a crossroads. ALWAYS in a crossroads.
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>>19067840
Any idea on more specifics about this ritual? I imagine that voodoo rituals are fairly similar and I could attempt to use the same process to make a deal with Baron Samedi.
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>>19067879

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbanda

Here's the basic friend. I don't like to meddle with these things, beeing brazilian I'm aware of the power of theses rituals. Just be careful. They are very jealous entities and quick to anger.
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>>19063811
Where in alabama? South of bham here near the starts of the deep woods. I need to know where you were.
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>>19068032
Cool, I'll look into that a bit more. I'd love to summon the Baron so that he can take his depression from me. I'd perform any task for him and buy the best rum and cigars to offer up.

Anyone have experiences summoning Loa?
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>>19068068
Nigga are you trying to get sent to hell?
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>>19068084
The Baron is the shepard between life and death. He holds the power to remove disease and stave off death, for one only dies when the Baron will accept them into the ground to dig up their spirits.

From all that I've read he's a pretty big bro.
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>>19068087
All im saying is anything where you have to summon shit is probably not a good idea. Inviting shit into your house or area that you cant possibly have any full understanding of is bonkers my man.
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>>19068104
Oh, dude, I wouldn't do it in my house. I'd seek out a cemetery to make the strongest connection to death to ease the summoning of the Baron.
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>>19068087
Ur welcome
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>>19068144
144, 81, 81, HA ,HA, Pork Belly roasted, chop, chop :P yum yum.
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>>19068144
The only other Baron that is worthy of my worship.
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>>19063417
I don't know if you're a fan of classical music but this opera might interest you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Freisch%C3%BCtz
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>>19066211
>>19066221
That anon was not me, this is OP and I'm going back tonight.
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>>19063778
Kek
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>>19070857
yeah that's kind of obvious from the way he wrote, no worries bruv.
just some edgy underageb&

good luck with that
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>>19070870
pourin out :/
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>>19063417
You'll meet little people
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>>19065951
Og back at it again with the rp
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>>19065019
this made me laugh. here, have a screencap.
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>>19072286
you want some kid killing puppies to supposedly appease some mystery entity and pass his math tests or get some money? go for it, fucking faggot.
is that what you wanted to hear?
realist enough for you?
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I live near an intersection. if I look out my window at 3am and watch the intersection, will I see some spoopy shit? or do I actually have to be there?
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>>19071906
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>>19067840
Is that a god damn cat? In a bowl?
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>>19063417
Now why would 0300 be any spoopier than 1500?
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>>19072308
could come from dule trees where the corpses of murderers were gibbeted and buried at crossroads so that their spirits would be bound there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dule_tree
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>>19072331
1500 being the supposed time christ died and ascended, 0300 being the opposite to mock in a luciferian way
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>>19063417
you might get robbed by a meth fiend
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I've been mushroom searching in fields of pitch black that I had to reach through trespassing some sketchy, desolate roads. I did not feel threatened. I don't feel threatened by the dark and you shouldn't either. Your only danger is meeting another human.
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>>19072365
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>>19063811
bird or frog maybe and your friend just missed it?
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>>19072365
why do you go mushroom hunting at night.
I was planning to do some hunting later this season, is there an advantage to the night time or was that the only time you could cross these properties.
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>>19063778
What they did to Boo was wrong
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>>19065773
They are trickster spirits dude.
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>>19072365
you can find some poisonous animals tho
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>>19072320
It was a cat. It is an excat now. The cat is deceased sir.
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>>19072740
This one field looked promising but was in view of the farmhouse, so I went at night. I wouldn't usually. If you're interested I found only inactives.
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>>19075583
Thankfully that's not a problem where I live.
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>>19075601
sounds like a great way to get shot by a farmer
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>>19075601
I heard late summer is best season, at least by me.
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