any heard of microchips being found in humans?

anyone*

Besides this?
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-microchip-employees-20170403-story.html

Yeah, the girl here who showed her tits about a week ago.

>>19062804
Fuck you were the girl with that little scar? Fuck I missed the tits

>>19062810
Hell no, that wasn't me.

>>19062798
[spoiler] supposedly ayy lmaos have put objects of undefined metal into people[/spoiler]

>>19062804
Pics pls

did she really find a chip

aliens have for sure put chips into us but I'm talking about people finding them on there own or through trustworthy doctors u know

>>19062816
That's the stuff that attaches itself to the nerves in weird ways too, yeah?

Meth is a helluva drug

Ever go to emergency room for something and get a shot that seems unecessary?

Like you break an arm and the nurse says "heres some b12 your levels were low"

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you say microchip i say fuck you

>>19062816
I saved the pic before the thread got canned
http://imgur.com/a/cTlbn
Ur welcome m8

>>19062798
I went for an x-ray a few years ago and the woman scanned a piece of metal in my collar bone. She checked me for jewellry, scanned me again and it was still there. It was around the size of a pea. She walked around confused for 5 mins we scanned again and the thing was gone.

Fuck knows what happened.

>>19062798
I have an ICD in my chest that has a fair number of microchips in it

>>19063055
>canned

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>>19062804

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>>19062804
Second pic..

I've thought about getting a small microchip like the kind they give dogs. I don't want to be tracked but if I get merked and found in the woods I want them to have a positive ID.

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>>19062804
Third pic...

>>19063153
Wait what happened to her?

Fuck that bitch I wanna talk about microchips

>>19063153
No more pics? :(

>>19063162
She had pain in the kidney area so she went to a doc, they suggested surgery in order to remove any possible kidney stone and they found a strange metal thing in the area. Then she was asked by /x/ about any before surgery but she said she hadn't. Anon asked her about memorie loses and she talked about a period feeling dizzy or sth like that. Anon 2 asked her to search any scars around his body and she found a very small one that looked like a surgery scar

>>19063153
None of those are tits

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currently serving in the air force

im convinved that i was chipped in basic. there is no reason i needed that many shots

im pretty sure us military guys are all chipped and given the right inducer it activates the chip or some kind of transcription of specific genes

>>19064155
You're trippin, bro.

>>19064160
yeah probably

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>>19064155
Yep it's the really painful one you get at Lackland, that they tell u is penisillin.

Two weeks later and my ass still hurts.

>larpers
>delusional, bored retards

there are two sorts of people with this idea

>>19064168
yeah they actually ran out of the shot so they gave us horse pills we had to take all 8 weeks

>>19064203
8 weeks? That's it? Mine was 17 weeks.

>>19064213
air force, army and navy only have about 8 weeks for basic

marines has like 13

>>19064217
Army OSUT is 17 weeks.

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I have an implant from an ufo abduction in about 2003. Oblong metal sphere over my bicep on my left arm.

>>19064155
GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS CONFIRMED!?

>>19064155
Did you really use a fucking Brand New album cover to post that?

>>19062798

Dunno, there's something in my shoulder though.

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>>19062798
I've got a chip in my cock.

On second thoughts, it's probably smegma. I haven't washed under the hood for five weeks, and it's fucking rancid.

>>19064897
You can easily cut that out. Prove us you are not a fantasist.

I have a chip in my shoulders.

>>19065387
Im not about to do self surgery.

>>19065415
Well clearly you're not a lower - middle class American. I've had to do my own superficial surgery a few times. Including my own stitching twice.

The land of opportunity ladies and gentlemen...

>>19065415
You sir, are a pussy. The aliens must have been studying pussies when they snatched you.

I do self surgery all the time. Thanks obama. Start cutting.

>>19065630
Pretty fucked up we're taught that this is the greatest country in the world, and two anons out of a small demographic have both had to participate in these atrocities of society

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Nope, but have you guys heard of Alien Implants?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_implants

Really interesting shit, metals found INSIDE humans that claim to have been abducted by aliens that turn out to be materials only found in space

Some of them are huge giant metal screws, others are just bits and pieces of metal found scattered around inside the human.

>>19065648
I have sewn my own right hand back together a few times... sucks to do when you are right handed and looking at your own bones. I have also removed a cyst here and there.

Not exactly hardcore. I have done some self dentistry too... that is nearly impossible to do without drugs.

>>19065648
Isn't that bottom left one from like.. X-Files?

>>19065675
That bottom left one is most definitely a prop. Idk about the others though

>>19062798
Had a girl on here, claimed to have an implant, unknown variety. Said she had X-rays of it(last week). Really shady time stamp. Probably @ 4plebs. Shady thread.

>>19065742
Said she wasn't aware of ever having one, for any reason. Turned up on an X-ray. Removed it, and then it was confiscated by The Man. From her doctors office.

>>19064897
Nigga go to urgent care or something and have them numb the area and remove it. You won't even be knocked out so you can see if it's really spooky shit or just like a calcified nerve.

>>19065789
uh... one inch incision with sterilized exato knife to either side of object. push it out like it is a zit. use exacto or scissors as needed. probably wont need to stitch, but if you do, 3-0 silk and a hook needle. clean with alcohol.

>>19062798
I know what I am talking about when I say this.

Please trust me.

Whatever you do, don't allow anyone to put a chip in your body.

Ever.

>>19065851
If it's an actual implant then it will have cocooned itself in a shitload of nerves. You won't be able to just cut it out without some kinda of anesthetic

>>19065869
My man is right. It's probably not just under the dermis, it's in bedded in tissue now. Probably requires an incision, forceps and some digging

>>19065869
That is just not true. It is doable. Might have to dig a bit. If it somehow has blood supply, which it won't, you will know right away and can fix it with a fast stitch.

>>19065891
I have removed a fibroid cyst that was entwined in dense shoulder muscle tissue. It just leaves a huge fucking hole.

>>19062798
Why would you use microchips? Just program people directly, it's what has been done for thousands of years! You too can direct the flow of human consciousness to magically construct a giant monument to yourself.

>>19065900
I have cystic fibrosis on my shoulders, I can confirm. Sometimes I have a dime sized crator in my shoulder. I'd kill myself but that's my only asthetic flaw.

>>19065920
I have got a couple over my life on shoulders and in one forearm. I just dig em out and surface stitch the hole. I have used dental floss for this before I had better first aide stuff.

I used to fight, and stitched my hands several times and removed excess scar tissue in my hand while I had it open anyway. That is hard because it lack sensitivity and it is difficult to tell when to stop.

>>19065968

Why remove the scar tissue, more range of motion?

Because hardened fists are a lot better than soft ones.

I have a chip right above my heart, its about the size of a medium safety pin. Does nothing but monitor it, but should i be worried?