What are some theories you came up with by yourself? >I think

>>19057811
Primitive humans detrive from a tiny primate species that originated in the South Pole during a time that Antartica had a warm climate

Now I want you to think altitude and bloodpressure. What if this monkeys lived at a high altitude, and being technically upside (being at the center of the most southern point) causing blood to constantly flow threw their brains at a high pressure than normal while gravity keeps them grounded. i believe this is also how our spines got straightened an we began to walk up right.

Look at animal species throughout the world. Only in the Southern hemishpere do we find bi-pedal animals such as the penguins, walking lizards, kangaroos.

Now lets examine Africa. The ancient remains they find there have curved spines. They're at the center of Earth where the Earth is curved. The more north you go the more curved the spine because gravity is working against it until you find animals like the polar bear, elk, deer, ect that have almost sunken spines

i thought this was pretty obvious

>>19057811
>don't feel like their tax money is being wasted

You do realize the amount of money spent on space travel/research is minuscule compared to the amounts spent on everything else right?

>>19057889
>bi-pedal animals such as the penguins
Find me a quadruped bird species, flightless or otherwise. Maybe do some more research on kangaroos, too.

>>19057811
I think the exact opposite.

I sometimes think that we're actually super advanced, even by the standards of other interstellar species, but we just lack certain technologies because they are hidden from us by the elites to keep us enslaved.

So if you could see a diagram of human knowledge it would be bigger than any other species but with some odd chunks dug out of it making our worldview some weird frankenstein view of the physical world where certain things which should be basic physics 101 is still considered sci-fi of "fringe".

We're missing all the technologies that would allow humans to become more independent and in control of their own lives and are taught that only crazy people would even think such things are possible.

>>19058047
Also just adding to what I wrote. That's why I think maybe no other species contact us, and why you hear about crashed alien ships.
Because the elites actually have the technology to block out their signals and to shoot them down with more advanced weaponry. The aliens don't come because they can't come.

The pyramids in Egypt date from the time of Pangea

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>>19058047
I agree with this assessment. My view of humanity is that by psychic measures we are behemoths, with fearsome brute stength, but poorly tempered and difficult to control. Psychic power is often conflated with intelligence, but it's more like bandwidth--thoughts per second. When I say the word power, I mean literally power, as in the area under a wave, which is equivalent to the amount of bits per second a telecommunication signal can transmit. Humans have so much energy bundled up, but typically lack the training to know how to focus it.

So as a species, all that psychic energy is deflected and rerouted through a control system called the economy, where the very consciousness labor of people go towards building a sort of blockchain of linear time, where the people are the GPUs, and their memories are the bitcoins. So many humans, day in and day out, applying their natural psychic senses to ensure that exactly only one story is ever created on Earth called history.

My assessment is that any interstellar community would find value value in newly generated linear time, since any FTL travel would require calibrating the difference between linear timestreams in order to move non-linearly spatially, which is the only way to avoid generating asynchronous temporal causality loops in a universe with a relatively constant speed of information propagation; the only way to shift FTL is to through your own light's shadow.

I think this is a travesty, since the function of Earth was to generate virgin souls, not have them labor in a sweat shop that manufactures FTL calibration fuel.

>>19057889
Holy fuck have you ever physics or biology? This isn't how it fucking works. Please, please educate yourself.

>>19058074
Hello. Radio-carbon dating. You're scientifically wrong.

>>19058242
How do you carbon date inorganic material? Are the pyramids supposed to breath in carbon-14 from the atmosphere, until they die and no longer replace the growing cells in their bodies with that particular carbon isotope?

>>19057811
Despair Code.
Humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.
Humans are getting instant regrowth of their missing body parts. They are getting their old brains placed into the heads of young cloned bodies.
Ancient humans, breakaway civilizations of humans are, "mind controlling" millions of humans by a muscle flexing technology. The machines are as close as at you. The machines are as far as miles. The mind control happens by electricity caused at your muscles or your brain.
Aliens (science freak experiments) are pets, slaves, workers, acquaintances, friends, "family", or comrades of the most ancient humans and breakaway civilization humans...and like how the richest surface humans of United States of America pamper their pet dogs with food which is better quality than most humans at surface of Earth eat...some aliens have better quality technology than United States Armed Forces. Many of the aliens, among the groups of humans who are dominating all the aliens, use the aliens as, "portable storage containers" which are, "smart", "interesting", "interactive" and, "self securing".
Humans can travel from Earth to Marse during only a few hours time. Humans are living at the moons of every planet gravitied of Sol. They have robots to make all their food, and their governments are comprised of all citizens representing at the legislature, courts, and harming operations (executive work).

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>>19058487
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "forced immortality technology" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a schizophrenic fantasy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an /x/ shitposter. A pathetic schizophrenic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES FORCED IMMORTALITY TECHNOLOGY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...
>Also sage

the powers that be are fixing society's social and technological infrastructure so that 1) depression increases and 2) our critical thinking decreases.

Once the masses globally are vulnerable enough, there will be government sanctioned drugs to keep people dull and satisfied and happy and make it not just socially accepted and encouraged but to not take it will be social suicide.

I guess this is kinda brave new world esque but it's the perfect manipulation of democracy

>>19057811
When you die you create a new universe within your brain (or something like that) and you begin your life again with the same memories you have now.

We could be a universe built inside someone else's mind right now and not even know it, because he keeps his memory on the down low.


Also believe that the laws of physics aren't actually there, the universe just acts and we're trying to explain it, so in reality, anything can happen.

>>19057811
>I believe that the Clinton foundation created the Alt-right in an attempt to divide the political right wing

Expanding on this I think the deep state/trump administration conflict is fake and the russia/trump ties are being forged so that when the trump administration causes an economic collapse the American public will blame Russia.

>Aztec,mayan, and other early south/central American cultures human sacrifice bodycount was exaggerated to justify their genocide/subjugation

>video games,anime and the rest of nerd "culture" are a way of lowering middle class birth rates and the gamergate crap from /v/ is a way of convincing conservatives to accept and pander to nerds

>"levayan" satanism is promoted to distract people from more violent and influential occult practices/groups (Unification church,Family International,Eternal Life church)

>corporal punishment/spanking/paddling in the US at least is backed by the porn industry to encourage BDSM fetishism(I've seen state education document directly stating this.)

>the dead sea scrolls are a hoax

>>19057811
I don't think insect repellent works, I was a boyscout and never used any growing up and very rarely had insect bites. The times I did use it were when other people used it and I would still occasionally get bitten.
I mentioned this to a friend of mine and he said it's cause of where I lived just not having as many insects.

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>Roman Polanski set up Sharon Tate to be murdered as a ritual sacrifice
>Made Rosemary's Baby as an offer to the elites
Anton LaVey has a producer credit on Rosemary's Baby.

>>19058047
You're not technically wrong, the technology and theories for a lot of sci-fi tier stuff is there and commonly known, we know how to terraform Mar's into a completely habitable planet, we know how to make Gauss and laser guns, hover cars are basic bitch shit honestly.

The biggest problem is while humans are great at producing energy, we're absolute shit at storing it, basically our technological knowledge in many areas has far outpaced our frankly shit-tier battery technology.

>>19057811
I thought your picture was from the original Scooby Doo. How's that for a theory?

You FUCKING NORMAL FAGGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE