I crave human flesh

You probably need iron and sodium

>>19054470
My iron's fine. got checked for that. and i eat a ot of junk food so I know it's not sodium

>>19054470
This is a possibility. Go get yourself checked for deficiencies at a doctor first. You should always rule out medical reasons for things like this before you start thinking about other possibilities.

Could be you have a weird fetish for it that's only hitting you now. See if some cannibal/zombie porn gets you off and helps the problem.

If not, youse gonna be a zombie bruh

adrenal dysfunction

>>19054477
jeepers. maybe it's a fetish. I'll look into that. I already checked medical stuff.

>shoulder
Thighs and calves are where it's at

>>19054464
its sexual for me. I'd literally want to take a bite out of a girls ass cheek /noedge

>>19054482
That seems possible. I am on meds for depression.

>>19054488
thigh's too fatty. calve yes.

>>19054484
A friend of mine has the same fetish. There's some kinda sitcom looking show out that's on Netflix I think about a lady cannibal that might interest you too in at least feeling less crazy.

Just don't actually do it. Even if the other person wants it to happen you'll still get charged with murder so better to just fantasize.

>>19054509
Yeah that's good advice. I wasn't planning on actually doing anything.

>>19054464
Old vietnam vet told me you eat the buttcheek when I was about 10 and being incorrigible. Idk why you want to nom a human, you're probably a colored

>>19054488
The neck is juicier.

>>19054464
damn, that's pretty edgy.

>>19054464
Schizofrenia

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this is the guy you need to talk to

>>19054464
Erm you can eat a person's flesh yes but you might become addicted to it. I know this from somewhere.. Eating human flesh will actually make you want it more. Nothing's probably wrong with you for wanting to try it other than being fucking weird. But shit you might become possesed once you give into your desire.

>>19055282
You can't even spell schizophrenia right gtfo

>>19056897
yeah okay makes sense

>>19054475
you eat a lot of junkfood. That's your problem. Your body is craving actual nutrients.

>>19054488
Dont forget the ass especially if its a girl

Very unnatural.
You may be open to possession due to meds, but I would hate to imagine what you would do without them.
You might be under demonic obsession.

>>19054464
>am posessed?
Sure. All those curious about finding a Wendigo can probably come to you now.

Please don't turn into a serial killer.

>>19059181
What's that?

>>19059191
lolk wasn't planning on it

>>19059216
when a demon(or legion) starts putting shit into your head and hammering it mercilessly into your thoughts at a constant and unstoppable rate. Like a headache but with no pain, just thoughts and images. Although some serial killers also experienced headaches.
As such, it becomes an obsession and you will not be able to break it because you will believe it's just natural and that you are simply fucked in the head. And yes you are fucked in the head, by demons.
To quote LUM "because they fuck you in the mind. boy, they fuck you all the time"

>>19054464

Just summon a demon and dwelve deeper in your fetishes anon, do it.

>>19059262
Well it's not on my mind CONSTANTLY like I do other things and have a relatively normal life it's just something I think would taste good. Could that still be what it is?

>>19059268
No thanks i'm not a fucking idiot I'll stick with making my steak rare and fantasizing

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>>19054464
We was drinking with ma boiiis, when i blacked out and supposedly started going ape..
Lifted my friend into air woth my left hand (my left is my weaker hand and no way i could do that..) and after that they all jumped me, got me to the ground.
Then i supposedly tried to eat the hand of the one i lifted into air, then i supposedly calmed down a little bit and tried to bite another dude to his hand..
My bite left behind a burnt???area.
And yeah.. i drank like 2litres of booze give or take.

>>19059297
pics of the bite?

>>19059305
Fking hell.. it was like 2 years ago.
I can try to get a hold of the pic but im not sure if anyone still has it.
Ima give a call to the one i bit.

>>19059318
What were you drinking?

>>19059274
ah, then just stay on the meds, if that is your only problem you are just actually fucked in the head.
I hear we sometimes get genetic mutations that cause changes in our thoughts.
I have seen and heard of many reports of people going to poor countries to buy people to kill and eat or torture.
I also once heard locally of some americans that would come here to buy young girls and eat them. like savage beasts, bite after bite.
Please don't become one of these people.

I'll try to place a small restraining spell to keep you and others safe just in case.

>>19059324
We had jägermeister, bombay sapphire, some vanilla tasting shit 50% and a shit tonne of vodka.

>>19059329
Damn that sounds fucked.
I'm fairly sure I'm fine but thanks i guess.

>>19059333
Was it just drinking or did you get fucking stoned too?

>>19059356
Only drinking that night, nothing else.

>>19059381
Weird. Any idea what triggered it?
Anything similar ever happened to you?

>>19059389
No, nothing similiar has never happened.
Well.. if has, i have no idea bout it.
Btw, why did you ask about getring stoned?

>>19059399
Just curious. wondering if that could have had something to do with it but that wasn't it.

You said the bite was burned? What kind of burns? like Acid burns fire burns etc?

>>19059406
Like a really big cigarette burn in shape of my mouth.

>>19059412
Minus the blisters or whatever they are called.

>>19059412
demonic posession

>>19059431
What the hell?
Could you please elaborate on this?

>>19059438
I can't think of it being anything else. I'm no expert.

>>19059459
Seems fair, i guess thats all folks!

>>19059438
the alcohol and you dudes's drunkenness left you wide open for possession.
alcohol, which is literally liquid rot, opens the path to demonic entities in many cultures.
although vices taste great, they have consequences sometimes.
If you were restrained by several people and gave a flaming bite mark it might have been Nebiros who possessed you. guardian of hell, also known as Cerberus and many other titles and honors. Just chill with the alcohol, keep something holy or blessed nearby.and be careful of where you are, there are sigils everywhere nowadays.
If it was a one case scenario you actually became a possessed shaman for a second, although out of control you are only a vessel.

>>19054464
Learn about human anatomy and watch bodybuilders work out.
Then tell me again you find this bloodmachine in any way appetizing.
Also: go see a doctor you wierdo.

You arent strong enough to bite through someones skin, fyi, so dont try it

Did you know that naturally wild animals wouldn't eat humans, I mean when not hungry or provoked.
But do you know what we do to man eating lions ?

>>19054488
Go for the cheeks and the muscles on the back

why do people keep bringing this thread back

>>19054464
you're just an attention craving faggot

>>19054464

Nah. Anon that's actually the correct human response to this travesty called reality.

>>19054464
what happened is you ate at a privately owned mcdonalds commonly referred to as a franchise location.

a few years back amidst the great recession they needed meat that was cheaper because japan started buying canadian beef because oprah said there was mad cow or some such shit.

american beef is more costly and franchise locations are required to buy from specific distributors with some exceptions substitutions are not permitted

cant be sure when they decided to lie about it but they found dead human bodies in a few mcdonlads franchise locations and the had been partially processed with "meat" not present in the building so it was probably consumed by some one

>>19063340
>mcdonalds
I hate fast food and haven't eaten at mcdonalds since i was 12. I'm 19 now.

>>19059837
this seems interesting, do you have anything else on this matter?

That's cool

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>>19055291

>>19063340
idiot
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/humanmeat.asp

>>19054464
Get a kinky girlfriend who is in to biting/bloodplay/etc, closest you'll get without prison

>>19054464
nah dude, i feel you. i had the same thoughts a few years ago. i blamed it on a way too deep of a curiosity and just rationalized it to "i'd try human if i were given the chance" and left it at that

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>>19054464
Have fun in Hell you fucking piece of shit

>>19056897
It's from that vegan movie called RAW.

>>19057101
He wrote it right... in Spanish.
Kek!

OP why the fuck do you want to eat human meat?
Just find a gf who is into the weird shit.

>>19059181
You are literally the biggest rp'er on this entire board please remove you trip.

>>19054464
They put human meat or blood into our food to teach us to be cannibals.
Pepsi contains fetus tissue for example. Just eat and drink less toxic things.

>>19067673
I thought that was Kyle Simon?

>>19067677
Maybe, but this OG guy has to imput in every single regardless of the topic as if he's informed and experienced in everything. Plus you can tell he's super un ironic about all of it like he takes rp seriously.

>>19067677
Kyle seems genuinely mentally disabled so he can't be held responsible for his actions. The best solution would be to ban him or simply wait until he eventually kills himself. With OG it's a different story. He is a larper, gigantic faggot, a complete waste of oxygen and I bet he knows it. The only hope for us is the possibility of him realising that plebbit is more suitable for his unanonymous roleplaying needs and that he moves there.

>>19067985
Yes because nobody actually believes in anything.
Quality post.

>>19068978
It's not about the belief, although if you truly believe in everything you are saying, then it's worse than I initially thought. I'm fine with the fact that roleplaying, schizophrenia and other manifestations of autism have always been a part of /x/. I dislike you and other tripfags simply because you decided to misuse the naming function in order to go against the board culture and become special snowflakes. When I said that plebbit would be more suitable to your needs, it was not meant as a slur unlike the rest of my post, but rather as a honest recommendation. And I bet a lot of anons feels the same way as me.

>>19069457
that's great I'll just keep believing in the paranormal and tripping as much as I want. keep wasting your day whiny faggot.

>>19057261
This.

I hear one scientist tasted a cadaver and claimed it was like veal. Maybe that'll hold you over and you can pretend?

>>19055086

No way, femoral is the way to go.

prion disease, my dude.

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>>19054464
>Being alive to witness canibalism being celebrated on a vereshchaka recipe sharing forum.

>>19069998

So don't eat the brain?

>>19069918
I've had it, liked it. Thanks for the info
>>19069930
That's good too
>>19069998
What prion disease?

>>19054464
Your a wendigo

>>19070351
How fix?

>>19070540
haven't been jumped yet, faggotron.
Also thanks for stalking me and even writing notes on my life.
die in a fire plz. Belial sends his regards.

>>19070660
Lmao you're so delusional you can't even keep up with your own online story. I alost feel bad for talking shit to you.

>>19071002
feel free to misquote me as I don't specifically describe anything because of dickriders like you.Write this down too, seriously.

geez why do I always get the freaks...

at least if you weren't an ugly faggot this might be interesting. You I wouldn't touch with a stick.

>>19071027
Is this the point we've reached OG? You calling strangers on an anonymous image board random names? All because you've role played so hard that you've lost yourself in your made up world.
Are you sure you're not just being gangstalked?

Also are you implying that if I was attractive you would be more inclined to talk to me? How can you be sure I'm ugly? How can I be sure you're not stalking me?

>>19071027
Also if you're tired of dickriders, take off the trip then retard that you can be like all the others that rp anonymously and not the single autist that gives himself a name to role play.

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>>19054464
They have been pushing the cannibalistic bullshit everywhere around you anon. Be woke mf.

>>19071247
>>19071027
>>19071002
>>19070660
what the fuck happened to this thread

>>19071459
Our good friend OG is an active tripfagging roleplayer, but he doesn't like what comes with willingly revocking your anonymity online.

>>19054464
>I crave human flesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBjKJw4p6ws&t=243s

>>19071522
>he doesn't like what comes with willingly revocking your anonymity online.
Not having to be a retard?

>>19054464
Same. I just love to sink my teeth into raw meat and just chew it. Best feel ever.

>>19071459
these two fucking faggots keep following me around every thread they can. You can see how devoted they are to faggotry that they keep fucking up threads like this and the janitor just jacks it to this shit.

>>19071522
>>19072183
Since you fagbois, I mean fanbois are so insistant on calling me a friend.
You should also mention that as soon as I leave the board and before I had a trip you would impersonate me and shitpost insulting random anons.
You just want to be me so hard or else you would focus on spreading and creating your own content.

Why should I pander to such limiting factors and low expectations?

None of the other boards give half a shit. There's always some whiny faggot like you complaining about semipopular users because you want to dictate the board laws.

Nothing has changed since 07, fuck off my dick already with the shitposting. The only difference is that our alpha mods have been replaced by beta mods and now the board is invaded by sperglord chump fans. How I miss the years before these elections, I fucking swear.

And to clearly correlate I would never touch you or reddit with a stick. go back to 9gag
"render harmless" lol omfg

>>19072224
Shut up dummy

>>19071567
Except he chooses to act autistic which is the funny part and if you call him on it... Well see for yourself
>>19072224

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>>19055291
He was the vampire guy, you want these guys

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>>19072224
Oh, stop sperging out you autistic faggot. You want me to create OC? Here, have some.

Maybe eat yourself

And start with your brain

You fucking asshole

>>19072822
I don't think he has a brain to begin with.

yes you're a degenerate nigger

Sounds like you are a cannibal, there are tribes for that

You're just in edgy faggot phase.

Also, even if you did do it. Prolonged exposure gibs u prions that destroy your brain. People think it's just the human brain you can't eat, but even the regular meat will eventually get you.

>>19070031
You won't show us, no balls

>>19070036
No brain eating, unless you want to contact kuru