I feel no fear

>>19052620
It's called maturing. If you are over 12 and a fan of horror, you won't find anything scary anymore. Maybe David Lynch

>>19052626
Or real stuff like losing your house to your wife in court.

>>19052635
I asked for horror, not depression

>>19052620

No worries, anon. You just need to step up to the "french stuff."

>>19052647
>"french stuff"
Elaborate

Naw, but in truth there's only one way to step it up when you've seen all the scary. That's to live all the scary. Hire a ghost to follow you around and shit. Top thrills

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>>19052653

>>19052620
go to a bad neighbourhood and sleep rough there overnight. nothing short of an actual life-threatening experience is going to scare you now.

>>19052657
How do you pay a ghost?

>>19052673
with crypt-o-currency

>>19052696
No. Don't do that. Don't do puns like that.

>>19052702
you're not my mom

>>19052696
Do they only take cash, or maybe deadit?

>>19052730
no actually they just use bitcoin.

>>19052620
>I feel no fear
>gf's period is late
Do you still feel no fear?

>>19052620
It because you cant smell it.

>>19052620
You're not alone. I also don't feel fear

>>19053675
Annoyance and despair is not fear

You could rely to psychological horror, like literally, videos engineered to make you unquiet and the sort.

>>19052670
This

Or alternatively, find the dumpiest remote abandoned house you know of, and spend the night there alone in a sleeping bag

I don't have the balls to do such a thing, and I doubt you do either, OP

sell yourself into slavery.
best horror evar

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hmm so many suggestions for things OP could do for a spoop. but no OP. did he get scared off?

>>19052696
I'm mad at myself for laughing

OP youre not cool or badass, stop trying to impress /x/. Go spend the night at a cemetery and play the ouija there, we'll see how "tough" you really are

>>19053675
tru

>>19054345
also tru