how do i summon a succubus?

Do a barrel roll

>>19047383
i actually am being serious
how do o summon a succubus?
if you want to post, post an actual real answer to the question

Another one of these threads... Okay. If you want sex without consequences, then learn to lucid dream. If you want it to be indistinguishable from reality, then learn to WILD (Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming), but that requires sleep paralysis, so be prepared.

just get a fleshlight

>>19047412
what if i wanted it in real life?

>>19047469
Try a hooker, or maybe get a real girlfriend. A succubus is no more likely to want to sleep with you than a girl you meet at a bar.

>>19047481
i do have a girlfriend tho
it's just that i want to have sex with a demon:(

>>19047510
Its far easier to attract a demon with a dick then one with a pussy. Just focus on your butthole a lot and a butt demon will come to you in your sleep. There is no such thing as summoning a real life succubus.

>>19047396
masterbate into a bowl, cut yourself so you bleed a bit into the bowl, add a bit of salt, sulfur, ground cedar and cherry wood. now pick your favorite summoning ritual and enjoy.

>>19047518
>attracting a succubus(male)

I'm not sure that's a good idea desu

>>19047543
What is op trying to do to some poor girl spirit? I'd say if you can't take something dishing out to you, you shouldn't try to dish it out to others. Basic equivalent exchange.

>>19047535
thanks :3

>>19047518
>There is no such thing as summoning a real life succubus.

Not in the beginning of that journey.

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>>19047510
Sacrifice her soul so that a demon may take up residence in her body.

>>19047543
Aren't all succubi technically males that take on the desired form of the dreamer?

a male succubus is called an incubus

you fucking mongs

>>19047543
>male succubus
those are called incubus, you dumb shit

>>19048211
No, no, wrong approach.
She must accept the entity into herself.
Then it will become half of her personality and thanks to your selfishness will develop schizophrenia through possession. She will become a priests of Lillith. Sexy, sexy multiple personality disorder

>>19048396
*priestess

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>>19048396
I was going to suggest that because that is the correct answer but I decided to try to shitpost that retard into sacrificing a bitch.

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>>19047377
Do an evocation of lilith and ask for a daughter or hers
have fun

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>>19048229
>succubi are all traps

i feel sincerely bad for the people that take this meme seriously

>>19048229
then what the fuck are inccubi

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>>19048438
I am sorry for ruining that but I feel sorry for da ho

>>19048502
only if we want them to be :E

You don't want to do that op, all you'll get is schizophrenia. Well, that's what happened to me when I tried to summon one. I was successful and invited it into my body/mind and then my conceptual continuity fell apart soon after.

It's gone now, been gone for a long time but I still have the mental scars.

>>19048493
what is this spooky shit?

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>>19047377
>>19047396
>Guide to summon a succubus:
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/

>Books about succubus:
https://myspiritlover.com/

>Succubus Blogs:
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com
https://asuccubuslovesme.blogspot.com
https://succubuscollective.wordpress.com

>>19050020
how did you get rid of it?

>>19050198
It told me it was leaving and soon after that my hallucinations went away. During that time I was taking meds for a few months and they weren't working, I stopped taking them because I hated the way they made me feel then about a month after that is when it went away.

I still have bad anxiety, depression, and dissociation. You know that feeling when you're doing something and it feels like you're repeating something you did in a dream like deja vu? Basically your mind gets confused on how to categorize info coming in, whether it's a thought, memory, or outside stimulus and those pathways cross making you feel weird for a bit. But I feel that way all the time and it's super disorienting

I had a good experience. Sex dreams every night multiple orgasms. Not a single drop of cum wasted, waking up after wet dreams with absolutely no cleanup was great. The cons I recall were not feeling well rested, the thing will experiment sexually with you in a variety of questionable forms but still look familiar, more often than id like to admit it had masculine features but I don't remember dicks, the worst was male facial structure or no female breasts/hips. It stopped with a feeling of mutual satisfaction. Overall 9/10 would summon again if not for the daytime fatigue.

>>19047535
You know damn well he just made this shit up hahaah

>>19047715
Post pictures

>>19050103
https://soundgasm.net/u/fc2014/succubus-update
top fucking kek

>>19047377
you can have mine, her name is Lucia, hope you like telepathy

>>19053307
lugia is a retarded name and so is telepath

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>>19047377
Why would you want to summon a succubus? You realize they kill you right? Sure, they have sex with you, but you will die by the end of it.

>>19053566
because the alternative is to die a virgin

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>>19050103
>Succubus Blogs

You forgot the best one.
https://faustuscrow.wordpress.com/

>>19050644
how did you do it

>>19056002
Eat cheese before bed.

>>19047377
To actually summon one you have to draw a sigil you dreamed of in the flat earth in your back yard. Then ask someone here to divine when they can be summoned. If successful your succubus will start an AMA thread here on /x/

>>19056114
Tee hee hee you told a funny.

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>>19047377
just get rich and theyll come to you

>>19047535
You're supposed to drink it at the end, too.

>>19048493
These are nifty. Where'd you get the sword?

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>>19047377
Give me your discord and we can talk.
I've had some experience with them already, I am also self proclaimed "chaos mage"

>>19060436
Kek, a fedora isn't a wizard's hat you fucking sperg.

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>>19060463
Why are you bulling me ?

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>>19060469
>bulling
My hands are even shaking because of you.