/x/ Beliefs general

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Beliefs template

>>19041308
everything but alien selfie, thats just silly.

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If it were supernatural, it'd be natural.

>>19041508
only correct answer, any other replies to this thread are all retards.

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Mine from last one.

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this

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>>19041305
I believe, I can fly...

>>19041623
THE ONE

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t.Fedora tipper who wants to believe.
Someone should make a better version of this chart.

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>>19041305
I tried doing this on my phone. I apologise for the bad handwriting.

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>>19041305
>tfw first post here

>>19041607
Get out nigger

>>19043293
Schools out.

>>19043293
>>>/pol/

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>>19041305

Skeletons?
what about them?
i never understood the whole skeleton thing...
this isn't runescape

>>19043417
the skeletons live inside us

>>19043425
yes... we have skeletons...
i still dont get it

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>>19043293
You have to be +18 to post on this site.

>>19043425
sp00ky

>>19043417
>>19043433
i also didn't got it, until i saw this video
https://youtu.be/HHb3jRkLaK4

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3/4 jeans are /fa/ as fuck, r-right?
>>19043433
We're calcium factories. Why are dinosaur fossils so rare anon? Because someone, or something came to harvest their calcium-rich skellingtons. Same fate awaits us.

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rate me /x/

>>19043548
3/4 jeans are gay af anon.

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>>19041305
I don't even know what half these things are but here's mine.

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>>19041305

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It's better to believe everything so you don't have to roleplay.

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>>19041305
I dont belive in anything. I just browse here for the stories

>>19041305
I'm getting closer, to not believing in a damn thing.

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Contributing

>>19041308
Bluepilled af

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>>19041305

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>>19044049
tfw I actually want to go out and buy a nice robe. They look comfy as fuck

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the hell are bogdanoffs

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The only thing I fear is liberals killing themselves and taking us with them to their self hating self absorbed shit hole

>>19044106
The one i have is not especially comfy but it's a nice fabric and it matches the hat.
Blue+gold patterns on both.

>>19044222
Hey ihsahn, I'm a big fan

>>19044426

> Implying I'd throw Emperor away for a 6/10 solo project

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too little possibilities to choose

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>>19041305

>>19044489
be my gf? :3

>>19043406
I like u

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i believe crystal healing is pseudoscience but i still like them bc they're pretty. unsure about god(s)/satan/angels/demons still

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The scientific community fears Paul Feyerabend.

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>>19041305

>>19044576
Be my GF!

>>19044529
Thanks, I like you as well.

>>19044576
Be my gf or be desustroyed

>>19044789
stop being rapey

>>19044489
Abby?

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>>19044576
omfg be my gf plzzzzzzzzzz

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I did this on my phone so excuse the shit

baka at all the posers ITT saying they believe in simulated reality.

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I'm seriously shocked that there are so many of you who don't believe 911 was an inside job...

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Never done one of these before, was kinda fun.

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Pink= I believe that shit
Blue= I ain't sure about that shit

Also, its been a long while since I've seen a good 9/11 conspiracy theory documentary. What's the best one?

>>19044576
ITS
A
TRAP
>>19044765
>>19044789
>>19044845
you don't learn, do you ?

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Green 90% or up... ish.
Red I don't buy it.... ish

>>19041623
Underrated post

>>19044835
>>>/tumblr/

>>19046594
I don't get the slash, is not that animism and shamanism are the same thing.

>>19043141
I make these templates every now and then to showcase some of the silliest things I've seen popping up on /x/ lately. Feel free to make your own versions.

>>19046619
They go well together.

>>19046654
Or at least shamanism needs animism

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>>19045810
I see no light for the near future.

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beard is the true /x/-tard way to go

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hello

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>>19045982
D E U S V U L T

>>19044204
Here's a quick rundown

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

What scriptures?

>>19041569
everyone knows that skeletons don't exist you fucking idiot

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>>19041305

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>>19048249
I seen one IRL though!

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>>19047725
get outta here indigo pill

>>19043406
T. Neanderthal

>>19041308
Skellingtons, and the possibility of anti-grav/"free" energy in the reasonably near future.

Aliens, because math.

>>19046835
Hello shia

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>>19045974
I dont sperg out when I see lady /x/philes. I know there are a lot but damn, I wish I had someone to be /x/ with.

>>19048285

Seriously, why are you here? Just get out

>>19041623
That's funny

>>19045974
From yars and years of experience in this shithole, I can say that /x/ honestly seems to have a fairly large amount of female posters.

A majority of them are fucking crazy, though.

>>19048285
This world is an illusion, exile.

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>>19041305
Hello ladied

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got some green stuff

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>>19042938
I believe, I can touch the sky

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>>19041305
yes, i have a tin foil shit shaped hat

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>>19044576

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The half boxes mean I may believe in it, but i'm not quite convinced

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>>19041305

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>>19041305

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>>19046073
you literally drew me

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Why are jews combined with 9/11? They need their own category desu

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Practical Animist. Part time ghost hunter.

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Me sukkas

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>>19041623
I see what you did there

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>>19041305
You know you haven't been on /x/ long enough when most of the options make no sense.

there is enough content in this thread to build an RPG out of.

>>19050784
I unironically collect these to use as inspirations for NPCs in my Unknown Armies and CoC games

>>19041508
>>19041568
this 100%

>>19043402
UNDERRATED

>>19044789
t. judge Frollo

shouldn't you be on /pol/?

>>19041607
N...N....Nigger

>>19051561
be my tranny GF please

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Ayyy forgot kundalini - meditation stuff!

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>>19048573
I dream about it every night and day

>>19051765
Jajajajajajajajajaja

>>19041305
I only believe in science. If you believe in any of this shit you're a fucking dumbass, intellectually inferior piece of shit.

>>19051830
>>>/sci/

>>19051830
And you're a zombie sheep

>>19051830
I smell insecurity. Why waste your time yelling at people on a mere korean basket-weaving forum if you're that confident?

>>19051830
nice try nsa shill.
you are clearly the inferior since you can't wrap your head around anything beyond what you are spoonfed from msm. Why are you even on this board? I think we both know the answer to that.

>>19051859
>>19051860
>>19051902
Keep denying science, bitches.
>>19051939
I'M inferior? LMAO. I have an IQ of 199+
Why doesn't anyone with a high IQ believe in the stupid shit you believe?

>>19052283
>I have an IQ of 199+
>on /x/

>>19041568
>>19050832
luciferians and new world order are proven true, though

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>>19052353
maybe simulated reality.

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I hope to meet ETs some day.

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>>19041305

>>19052298
>Not
>An
>Argument

Moron.

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>>19041305

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>>19041305

>>19044576
Have fun with the cringe

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>>19041305
I just wanna hunt skinwalkers in the woods and talk shit about jews

>>19042809
weev?

>>19044553
be my gf

>>19043584
Johnny monoxide

>>19044576
my gf actually looks like this faggots

CANT BELIEVE SO FEW TARDS DONT BELIEVE IN THE LUCIFERIAN ZIONIST NEW WORLD ORDER!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD EVENTS ARE RANDOM!? ITS A FUCKING MIND GAME, dude.

HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SNIFFING FLUORIDE? YOU GUYS ARE NOT SEEING REALITY AS CLEARLY AS I AM. OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE FUCKING PLEBS

I believe that there is a moose on the loose aboot this hoose. Any suggestions?

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>>19051766
Spread my wings and drumpf away.

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He's around here somewhere.....

>>19053379
wow, you convinced me.

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>>19041305
Explaining just a couple

>ghosts
I think it's more residual energy than actual spirits haunting an area.
I mean you ever walk into a room where people had just been having a fight and the air feels off? Considering most 'hauntings' come as a result of violent deaths and murder, it seems plausible that the energy from that event is still there
>Hollow earth
I don't believe it PER SE but science might have been wrong about the original theory about what lays below the earth's crust. I don't know if it's hollow BUT i don't believe we know what's really in there so that's why i clicked it. it COULD be hollow. we don't know anymore.

>simulated reality
Existentialism and shit like that. We don't know. If we ARE in a simulation we have no way of knowing and probably never WILL know. If it goes offline, we'll probably die.

>ancient astronaut theories
Or at least ancient alien contact

>free energy technology
This has been blocked a lot by our government to protect companies who make money off fuel especially fossil fuels. We're going to use up all of our resources before this finally comes out.
Everyone who comes up with some kind of good free-energy or alternative energy source mysteriously ends up dying
I gotta ask though what the fuck is a bogdanoff?

>>19053379
>38
This.

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>>19053399
real shit right here
>>19052706
who the fuc

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>>19041305
Rate me, /x/

>>19054103
kek'd

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>>19041305

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>>19051766
those dubs tho

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>>19041305
Other
old world order
Atlantis
Jesus was real but false prophet just like Mohamed Buddha etc
Organized religion is a veil to hide real gods
Antarctica has abundance of natural resources as well as castle with multiple vials you can drink to go to different universes
R.Cs are hardly scratching potential to take us on mind altering schizophrenia like journeys
Principia Discordia
Earth is either hollow or inside out dunno
Applewhite was right about evacuating but Halle bopp wasn't our next planet
AI is the devil
Humans are obsolete
The elements deserve us being knocked out
Century city conspiracy Terra forming was a lie not because nukes but because Terra forming is for near Kelvin temperatures, not just arctic. The humans that dont deservedly get killed on earth will begin moving to further away N.T.O.s
Heavens Gate moved our souls and when the elite move their physical forms to new planets the masses will perform hostile scientology level mind take over
Politics don't real businesses don't real Greece don't real

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the line in i write sins not tragedies is "closing A goddamn door" not "closing THE goddamn door"

>>19051561
facesit me pls

>>19052552
you're adorable i hope you have a good day

>>19054331
>>19054644

>skeletons

Who the fuck doesn't believe that skeletons exist. Fucking autists.

>>19044222
>"hurr liberals are retarded'
>LITERAL flat earther