How do you hack reality? I want to give myself an 8 inch long penis.

Why do you want an 8 inch long penis?

>>19041050
> 8 inch
1 inch above average only
conclusion: OP's real dike may be far below average

>>19041050
That size is pretty much all for your ego at that point.

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>>19041050
Fuck off, clueless faggot...

>>19041980
lain is gay

>>19042051
Uhuh...
I'm asexual so I don't give a fuck.

>>19041969
Average is 5.5 inches according to science.

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Why 8 lol, I would just get a 12-incher, make it retractable and make money off of it

>>19041970
Wow, is your dick really that small? 8in. is not very big... And big dick is actually a curse, it just ends up hurting the girl. Unless you have an 8in. dick, which again, isn't that big.

This thread is glaring proof you are all kissless virgins.

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>>19041050
is this what 8ch stands for

>>19041969
OP here, it's 6 inches. AFAIK wasn't average like 5.5 inches? Also no one ITT knows how? Isn't there some magick bullshit out there or some shit like that to do it? Come on.

>>19042051
Shut the fuck up cuck

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>>19041050
1: constantly visualize yourself with a big dick
2: more meditation

>>19042626
Dude, just let him rage.
Obviously he doesn't understand Her.

Anything above 5.5 is normal and better than standard. Be aware that without knowledge of your own body you will probably make yourself impotent.

>>19041980
>asexual
>clicks on a penis size thread

sure thing, chief

>>19042722
Came to discourage him mate.

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>>19041050

>>19042758
>call FBI
>give coordinates with no info
>get v&

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>>19042758