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They aren't real. Those in control use these conspiracies to manipulate world leaders into thinking we live under galactic threat.

Really though it's just Nazi tech + some pageantry.

The modern equivalent of Hassan-i Sabbah and the methods he used to recruit his assassins.
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They are real. It's incredibly naive to believe that we're the only ones in this universe. Aliens have visited this earth, but they left eons ago, back when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
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>>19025468
it probably goes deeper than that, they're real but use the natural human doubt to control everyone and the only people are aware of them are the people to stupid to know they are.

probably something to do with a cosmic experiment to ultra intelligent life
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There are two options

1) Aliens from some other part of the universe managed to not only find Earth but get to Earth

2) Nazis
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There are two options

1) Aliens from some other part of the universe managed to not only find Earth but get to Earth

2) Nazis

Lots more eye witness accounts of the Nazis.
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>>19025481
Follow the "who's in charge" pyramid back far enough, who made who, what came from where... This path leads you into the fundamental laws of nature.
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>>19025528
Yeah but the fundamental laws of nature only mean so much. They allow for any a capacity of thing to exist from dark matter to dust clouds. I don't believe anyone is truly in charge and that the real mystery is sorta what did happen from what could happen and what will happen.
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>>19025528
To expand further,
If we know that the fundamental laws of nature are capable of producing life then an extraterrestrial explanation for ourselves is not necessary. Life itself is rare enough. Life engaging in interplanetary travel must be even rarer. Earth origin is the most likely explanation.
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>>19025539
From where did the fundamental laws originate? What was the original cause of effects?
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>>19025468
>Mulder wanted to believe in aliens so much that he became one
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Why part of a UFO makes you think it's Nazi tech?

Those scientists were working on next level technology but there's no reason to believe they were anywhere near nuclear powered anti-grav (popular TR-3B theory) vehicles.
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>>19025631
Because they realized they wouldn't have the technology ready in time to win the war.

Hitler then faked his death and fled to the shadows. Ever since then the Nazis have been fighting guerrilla style, through deceipt and manipulation. They then began to enact a great ponzi scheme using their UFO tech to maintain their position at the top.
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>>19025628

The secret to control is to first make a person want something. Once that want is cultivated, they're primed to believe anything. They're primed to fall for a simple parlor trick.
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>>19025673
Oh and those German scientists who scattered across the world through things like paperclip? Their purpose was to initiate the ponzi scheme and also to ensure that Nazi technology remained supreme. The Nazis want to keep their flying cars for themselves.
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>>19025726
These scientists thought what they were doing was for the greater good. Scientists are always gullible.
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>>19025736
But not like you, right? You aren't gullible at all.

>posts about sasquatch alien astral sex in a tarot succubus flat earth thread
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>>19025736
>>19025757

not him but made me chuckle
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>>19025757

Either

1) Aliens are real and they not only found our planet but managed to travel to it. We know this because of government records because there have been numerous eye witness accounts.
2) Aliens are not real and all those people are not real and the government records were elaborately falsified by government workers just for no good reason at all

3) The Nazis never completely went away and are covering their tracks
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The Nazis reinvented eternal life technologies of the bible. They became guardians of all. They force all humans live so they can learn who is a threat to eternal life since if is forcing all humans live then is the least threatening to other humans.

The aliens are pets, slaves, and shipping containers for Nazis and other humans.
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>>19025909
Almost.

The Nazis are the successors of these technologies.

They're the successor of Skull & Bones, the successor of the Templar, successor of the Assassins, successor of the Egyptians, successors of those of Antediluvian times. There are a few more stops and branches along the way but that's the gist of it.


What I'm saying is a far simpler explanation than anything involving aliens.
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Wait...

Are you stating "humans are the only space faring species" as a premise? Or are you somehow arguing that the existence of Nazis proves that "humans are the only space faring species" as a conclusion?

If that's that second one, would you please walk me through, slowly, your reasoning for why Nazis and non-human space faring species can't exist in the same universe? I would like to understand--and I'm ready to get down with some Vril energy--but I just don't understand how Nazis somehow disprove the existence of other space faring species.
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>>19026063

Aliens might very well exist.

But odds are that if they're out there somewhere they're never going to find us and we're never going to find them.


Meanwhile the events of this planet can more more simply explained without them.

Let Occam's razor do its work.
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>>19026063

I think I should also restate the premise-

Everything we "know" about aliens is a lie constructed by man. This is why aliens resemble men. Man was not created in aliens' image, aliens were created in man's image.

If aliens exist we have yet to meet them.
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>>19026141
I see. Thank you.

I just wanted to make sure that the inquiries into non-humanoid space faring in this thread could still be plausibly denied.

Yes it *could* all just be terrestrial humans with terrestrial human technology. That is true.
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>>19026224

I can't deny them because I can't prove them.

Gotta be honest if one is to find truth.
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>>19026259
I don't disagree with your logic.

I just think that if most English speakers I've met encountered a human, from a planet named Earth, where specific quantum events unfolded *slightly* differently, the mouth noise they would use to describe that human (from a planet that the human also calls Earth) might be "alien."
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>>19025468
Why do National Socialists and Aliens have to be mutually exclusive? The Thule society was in contact with humanoid (nordics) from Alderbaron which is 68 lightyears from us, give or take a few. They should have started to arrive a few years ago. Maybe this is why all these diplomats went to Antarctica recently?
Next time I see a saucer, I'm going to try and Heil it.
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>>19026291
Ever take a good look at the features of greys? They're all subterranean adaptions! What if the greys are really from underground and not outer space?
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>>19026521


The Thule society were men pretending to be of another world.

They were prophets of the Pyramid builders, sent in ahead of time to pacify the region.

Ever why the same Jesus myth pops up all over the globe? It's because they found this story to be most effective at pacification.

Read Asimov's Foundation. In it he unveils all the techniques of conquer and once you understand these techniques you can understand history.
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>>19026527

Let's just say when you work in Antarctica you don't go outside often.

Another clue- the Nazis were obsessed with eugenics.
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>>19025468
This pic looks like a Commander Data/Gene Wilder hybrid.
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>>19026615

R. Daneel Olivaw

But I solved the CAPTCHA
I'm not a robot
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>>19025468
>Aliens
> They aren't real.

>tfw you'll never be a lizardman impersonating a human
i could use a hug
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>>19026578
>Ever why the same Jesus myth pops up all over the globe?


it doesn't though. all of the apparent similarities of Christ with other figures, the typical being horus, krishna, mithras, dionysus etc. are either grossly exaggerated or totally made up. do some legitimate research. Christ is the way and the truth and the life. there are none that come to the Father except through him.
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>>19026645

Biology is their playground and their work continues to this day. Think back to all the human experimentation conducted by the Axis during WWII. I've long since lost track of their progress, who knows where they are now.

So your dream might yet come true.
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>>19026679
>So your dream might yet come true.
Thanks, anon. I sometimes like to secretly remind myself of that when I think of how I'm not one of the reptilians in that silly conspiracy theory. Is it weird that I've thought about it a few times ?
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>>19025474
And you're using the implication that pop science is correct.

And everything else you have said has been pulled from your asshole.
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>>19026677
Horus, Jesus, Quetzalcoatl. They used other tales than these as well to suit their purpose. Once the world was pacified it could be infiltrated and controlled. And once controlled, sabotaged from within. Their conquering religion, Islam, was then planned to rise up and unify the Earth.

But then, in an epic battle of good and evil, good prevails and evil is defeated despite all odds. The battle and all the events leading to it are manipulated into fulfilling the vague-yet-just-specific-enough-to-make-you-wonder prophecy. The entire earth is unified. United, mankind then builds a rocket ship, settles elsewhere, and then the earth is consumed by the lake of fire when the sun goes red giant, permanently erasing all evidence of the truth.

It's the grand plan of Ozymandias. His plan to permanently affix himself as man's object of worship, an unquestionable power.

But the ancients didn't anticipate the internet and with it comes another way... Asimov's Galaxia.
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>>19026697

Asimov was a Jew and he studied the Egyptians extensively. Past man concealed his secrets in religion. Modern man conceals them in pop culture.
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>>19026703
like i just said, all of the alleged similarities between horus, quetzalcoatl and Jesus Christ are either gross exaggerations or are totally made up. in fact, quetzalcoatl has more in common with the serpent the evil one than he has with Christ our Lord.

so you're wrong.
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>>19026703

I didn't make this clear: from the beginning they've been priming Armageddon into becoming the ultimate act of persuasion. But in order to pull it off, they must first obtain world control without anyone catching on.
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>>19026726
Yet all these religions seem to pop in proximity to monolithic pyramids...
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>>19026291
From ayy to manga chick. Fuck it, I'm convinced, great redpill
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>>19026736
because they were idolatrous phallic worshippers that foolishly believed they could turn themselves into gods by practicing sorcery.

and yet, they are all dust in the ground.
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>>19026726
How did the Aztecs know Cortez was coming and why did they initially treat him like a savior?

It's because the ancients were meticulous planners and had already primed the region with a religion and a prophecy.
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>>19025468
They are real. They are here now. How the fuck are you this stupid?
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>>19026744
That's the parlor trick. Pretend to die, change form. And then leave a few insiders behind for future sabotage.

By regularly changing their facade they are able to remain unnoticed. Anyone who has studied the secret societies will know this true.
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>>19026745
no, it's not. the belief that montezuma thought cortez was a god or of the gods was propaganda. since you are so well versed in secret societies, i'm sure you know a thing or two about propaganda. but obviously not enough to realize you have swallowed the wrong pill.
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>>19026764
here, quick google search: "did montezuma believe that cortes was a god?"

*spoiler alert*

no.
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>>19026748
It's all a facade.

UFOs are currently the strongest of levers by which the ancients have to exercise their power. They've been conditioning us to accept this lie for decades. Roswell was a false flag in that everything involved was actually of terrestrial origin and you all bought it.
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>>19026764

I'm concerned with the big picture. They were anticipating him, no?
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>>19026778
literally zero evidence to support that claim
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>>19026764

Once again, is it more likely that some alien species developed space travel, found us, and then managed to get here and control us,

Or is it more likely that there is a terrestrial explanation for everything?

Why jump to the extraterrestrial conclusion when there exists a rational terrestrial one?

"Oh because of evidence." My explanation offers substantial motive for them to fake the evidence.
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>>19026786
Yet his small band conquered an empire.
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>>19026790
i'm not saying aliens exist; they don't.

what i'm saying is that your worldview is founded on half truths, bold lies and baseless assumptions.
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>>19026793
and yet that doesn't prove or disprove anything.
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>>19026794

UFO's are definitely out there, there's all kind of evidence that every so often people see ...something.

My view is logical because in all likelihood 1) these records are not fabrications and 2) it's very unlikely that they are of extraterrestrial origin

So how else do you account for these records?
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>>19026819
the bible tells me exactly what they are.
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>>19026796
No, but is it logical? According to modern history books what did they have, some swords and armor? That doesn't seem like much of a tech advantage to me.
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>>19026821
There's a lot of truth in the Bible but man clearly had his hand in it in at the Council of Nicaea.
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>>19026821
The Bible uses descriptions like "descends from heaven". Who says these figures were aliens instead of men? I agree with you that they existed, but there's no need to jump straight to the extraterrestrial explanation.
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>>19026827
they were trained mercenaries, a number of which rode on horseback, heavily armored and carried lances, swords, crossbows and an early musket called a harquebus. they were radically superior to the aztecs in battle, and what seems illogical to you is perfectly logical to every scholar and historian who has studied the matter.
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>>19026821

Also consider that pre-flood humans likely had more biodiversity. Ever since the flood the human gene pool has been narrowing. Still humans though.
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>>19026832
not true. this is a very common misconception. the council of nicea was one of many such councils, attended by 300+ bishops and other clergy. plenty of these men had been through the diocletian persecution and in no way were they about to let their guard down. the idea that the bible canon was laid down at nicea is false, people had for a long time accepted the four gospels as well as the letters of paul as scripture. constantines role in this council was merely that of an enforcer of the verdict. the council itself was actually only addressing the issue of arianism, which was the heretical teaching that chirst was a creation and thus subordinate to god, rather than being one of the persons within the triune godhead.
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>>19026842
they arent extraterrestrial. they are demons.
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>>19026850
the bible says this pretty plainly in genesis chapter 6
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>>19026869
correction, they are fallen angels often times accompanied by demons.
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>>19026848
As do they reject the entire theory of Antediluvian civilization.
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>>19026890
this was a very foolish remark for obvious reasons.
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the truth is Jesus Christ, please open your mind and reconsider what you think you know.
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>>19026932
If you think you know anything other than that you exist then you're the one who needs to reconsider what you think you know
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>>19026879
What are demons then?
Evil (formerly human) spirits or some kind of nephilim created thetans?
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I feel like this thread is the direct competition to the new era history channel
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>>19026943
i know who my Lord is. you do not.
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>>19026955

Man pretending. Deception.
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>>19026932

Trust me in that this rabbit hole ultimately leads to the God you know.
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>>19025468

In order to build a pyramid scheme encompassing all of mankind one my slice the layers of truth very thinly... And so as you get closer you get to the top, you'll discover that their lies get more and more subtle, more difficult to detect. These are mental traps.

So much of history is just one's man attempt to trick the world into thinking that he's God.

This is the full power of a lie. The pyramid scheme. But it can be collapsed through truth.
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>>19026992
thats because the god i know is the one true god
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>>19027019

there is only One. there cannot be any false gods because God is infinite, everything. It's like throwing a ball at the ground. You can't miss, literally everything is God (assuming you believe God is infinite and all-encompassing)
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>>19027019
You're right, and because the path to him is fractal one can know him without knowing the full truth.

Ultimately as the original cause God is has the ultimate power. But he works subtly, and some men lose site of him, conclude he doesn't exist, and then set out make themselves objects of worship. The events of the Tower of Babel have taken place many times.
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>>19026848
Well they had to come up with an explanation somehow because it happened. Doesn't mean their explanation was right.
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>Pro Tip: GOD ISNT REAL

Sin is just a man-made abomination used to foster control over the masses
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>>19026865

All they had to do was slip in the tiniest of lies... The idea that Jesus is God and not just God's son. When does Jesus ever call himself God?

Once the population has come to terms with the idea of a man being God it sets the stage for them to prop somebody else up later... the antichrist.

It's the subtlest of lies that are the most dangerous.
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>>19026958
That's how you know it's true.
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ufo means "unidentified flying object."

except it doesnt.

>its a bird
>its a plane
>its an interstellar spacecraft travelling in a zigzag pattern at mach 3
>wait, nevermind, it was a bird

or maybe it was a weather balloon.

>i saw a ufo

>describe this object, perhaps op's obviously superior mind can identify this mysterious missile

>well, it was like a plate. like the kind you would put a teacup on. and it was just sort of hanging in the sky, kinda moving around a bit.

Well, anon? What do you call it? With your expert mind, surely you can identify this unidentified flying saucer. Er, object.
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>>19027265


Once they were able to get people believing in flying saucers people began seeing flying saucers everywhere. What's it like only 5% of UFO sightings that can't be explained? The human memory is faulty as hell and they've been masters of psychology since the beginning. Once the myth sets in (spurred on by the work of those German scientists) all they have to do is abduct a cow every once in a blue moon and their ET myth stays strong.
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>>19027265
The genre of science fiction was exploited to prime you into thinking that ETs are here controlling us.
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>>19027117
http://coldcasechristianity.com/2016/jesus-specifically-said-i-am-god/
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Fallen Angels

Get it through your heads
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>>19027349

Jesus was another of those prophets sent out to tame large masses of people for later conquer. Everything about him is Truth except for the God claim, it's why he's so compelling.

What the Ancients didn't know was that God was actually using him. This lie is the ultimate fountainhead from which their power springs.

I believe that Jesus was God's son but I do not believe he was God.
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>>19027376
Doesn't that sound like an excellent description for one who descends from the sky in a space craft? They were lying men. Manipulators.
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FBIanon here. There are some Aliens on earth as we speak. Some are benevolent while some are not nice and work with the elites.
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>>19027393
That's what the politicians are told to keep them in check. They honestly believe it. They are being deceived and through they deceive you as well.
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>>19027393
Honestly, what could ensure a more permanent loyalty than believing yourself to be some part of a grand galactic mission. Their egos were already huge to begin with, they're politicians. And then this comes along they buy it hook line and sinker.

They are indeed shown the technology and the display is very convincing.
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>>19027409
Politicians don't believe in God anymore and for this reason the ancients were forced to create this concept of ET control.

And it's working great.
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>>19027385
How can he be truth if he lied about being God?
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>>19027491
God used man's plan as part of his plan.

Man thought he was on top of the pyramid but truth is that man cannot supplant God. God steers all plans into his favor, it's just a natural law of the universe.

It's how we have free will.
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>>19027491
We choose the path, God chooses the destination.
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Why the fuck are you faggots talking about god?
Fuck off with your retarded delusions, we're talking about aliens here
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>>19027613
Don't you know that all rabbit holes lead to God?
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>>19027625
God himself is a fucking rabbit hold dumbass. "god dunnit" is not a satisfactory answer to any question
You just think it is because you can imagine some being that's so complicated you can just throw your hands up and say "lol I'm good" instead of realizing that it just adds 1000 more questions
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>>19025468
world leaders dont think we live under galatic threat. sure every majority white country is run partially by nazis. its why they got off with no punishment in war crimes trials. nobody thought they did anything wrong. it was a smoke screen for economic data distortion. every ones gdp figures get better magically after the war is over

but the entire world is under threat from a powerful force it cant negotiate with. basically humans have been determined to be unfit for continued existence. so the remainder of humanities days are played out on a fake earth. paper mache lies in the mantel. the russians where too spooked when they round it in that super deep mining hole. nobody can read the news papers used in it at first it was just torn shreds but when they realized it was paper mache some one thought to try to get a sheet cut out and separate it chemically from other pages. its in some crazy gibberish language

the top of the earth is sinking in now. the northern hemisphere is flattening. the paper mache cant hold forever i guess
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>>19027636

God is the cause of all causes. Might as well call it something right?

Lots of people subscribe to simulation theory it's accepted in mainstream. Couldn't one's argument for simulation theory be identical to that of a Christian's? If so, any argument in favor of God is worth pursuit.
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>>19027654
Podesta believes in aliens. The proof is in his in his emails.
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>>19026578
The Thule society never pretended to be aliens. They stated that their medium was in contact with the Alderbarons (nordic aliens) and the medium wrote out their communications in what was some cross between templar and sumerian.
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>>19027687
Oh fuck... Is that Kek?

Digits will confirm.
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>>19027665
>God is the cause of all causes
Use whatever word salad you like, it doesn't change the fact that you don't even understand it yourself
>Might as well call it something right?
You sure you're not deluding yourself by giving it a name of something you will always interpret in your head as a living thing?
Yeah if we might as well call it something, might as well call it something that isn't a fucking loaded name right?
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>>19026578
Proves my case even better. By claiming to receive instruction from some untouchable source they would have even stronger ability to manipulate than if they were to claim to be aliens themselves. For instance, this way they don't have to explain to the natives why they have two arms and two legs just like regular humans do.
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>>19027699
Kek is another means of manipulation. How do you know those digits are always random?

The controllers use the same tools over and over again and one of those tools is prophecy.

Step 1) infiltrate and gain trust
2) gain leadership
3) fake some spiritual moment and claim a vision
4) record said vision and merge it with their beliefs. make it a vision of somewhat vague yet somewhat specific things
5) come back hundreds of years later and firm your control over the religion
6) coordinate events in such a way that your desired outcome fulfills the prophecy that your people purposefully set

People get very attached to their religion. They never suspect that someone might come along and make a slight alteration...
Anyway, right now they're working hard at building faith in Kek. They're in the beginning stages of designing a modern religion for the 21st century.
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>>19027699
One more thing: The greater the prophecy, the greater the trust gained by its fulfillment.

Remember how much all the 7's on the "Trump will win" post added so much credibility to the Kek thing?
Truth is if it was a wild guess. If Trump had lost that moment would have been forgotten. But because Trump won their little religion seed has taken root.

Read Asimov's Foundation series + a health does of Scott Adams for more insight.
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>>19027768
healthy dose*
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>>19025468
Did you call dad for the holidays?
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>>19027768
I don't entirely agree with your assessment of religion, but I second your Scott Adams suggestion.
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>>19027862

Precautions are being taken
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>>19027873
For the physics behind my path to God my dark matter thread >>>/sci/8919481
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>>19027873
Why would an all powerful God need to manifest in physical form to alter his? Not subtle at all, it doesn't fit God's profile.
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>>19027968
Why would an all powerful God need to manifest in physical form to alter his plan*
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>>19027699
what have you done?
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>>19025820
The declassified CIA docs from earlier this year imply that most, if not all true ufos are just cutting edge military tech being used to mess with people for the lolz
I, personally, find it far more likely that aliens would have a lot bigger things to worry about then some hairless nigger on a mostly water planet in the ass end of nowhere.
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>>19025468
Typical Rothschild shill.
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>>19029892
(((Rothschild)))
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>>19029900
Who, me?
No, it's you the one in their control.
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>>19029925
not OP you nigger
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>>19029927
I apologize then.
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>>19029936
Speaking of the Rothschilds, I do wonder how their little schism is going. Lost track of those events in the wake of the American elections.
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>>19029883
>The declassified CIA docs from earlier this year imply that most, if not all true ufos are just cutting edge military tech being used to mess with people for the lolz
>I, personally, find it far more likely that aliens w

This man speaks the truth
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>>19029942
They are panicking.
They know we started to awaken in 2015.
This is why they are silently forcing a nuclear civil war in the US.
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>>19030402
>>19029883
They have disguised their ultimate secret within a conspiracy theory. And not just any conspiracy theory, it's the grandest conspiracy theory of them all. Something we cannot deny because we access lack evidence of any kind. Evidence that they claim they have yet do not show. This grand and never-quite-explainable-away theory is ALIENS.

For ultimate control, it is essential to make all access to the truth impossible. It's what makes the illusion of the alien myth so great. This puzzle cannot be solved through evidence, only reason. It is a Gordian knot.

I'm sure there are many fantastic things within Area-51, but they're all of terrestrial origin.
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>>19030402
Their plans won't work because all of their plans consist of creating chaos and lies.

The Mayan calendar was a description of entropy through the measure of time. Shit began getting better ever so slowly at the start of their defined new age and it's only going to pick up steam from here.
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>>19025468
>Aliens
this is a very misused term.
aliens most defiantly exist. illegal aliens are everywhere, trump wants to build a wall to keep them out.
the word your looking for is extraterrestrials specifically aliens from off planet. not just a boarder jumper.
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>>19030423
Bak'tun 8 wasn't about the End, it was about the Beginning of preparations which were completed in 2015, and then the Event itself, which is the reason of why the Mayans didn't know anything about Bak'tun 9
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>>19030436
We need to give "ETs" a new name if we're ever going to meme them to death. I wouldn't be surprised if the word "Alien" was purposefully made into something convoluted for these purposes.

Crafting of language is another of their tools. Sir Francis Bacon has long been suspected of being many things, and one of those things was Shakespeare. Connect the dots.
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>>19030460
Bak'tun 8 was the very moment in time the tide began to turn from chaos torwards order. It's an exponential thing, slow at first. This slow period is what you're calling the period of preparations.
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>>19030471
We tell the term, "Ayyy lmao" to reference aliens, extra terrestrials?
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>>19030479
Correct, my anon.
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>>19030471
Extrahuman counciousness, EHC for short.
I completely made the term now.
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>>19030402
>nuclear civil war
I don't think it would go nuclear. Such things have a way of disrupting even the most carefully laid plans. I don't think there were ever really meant to be, a fluke that mankind sort of just...found. Perhaps even created.
Anyways, yeah no I don't think it will go nuclear at all, too much of a risk to them.

>>19030416
All access to the truth isn't impossible though, the truth is out there, its just obfuscated to all hell and back, misinformation and whatnot.
Its like...ignoring the reality of these things for a moment, going on more normie perceptions of things.
Take your average terrorist group for example, and how the most commonly stated fear for annoudah 9/11 would be a loose nuke or dirty bomb set off in a city.
Yet despite it being well over a decade, and there having been plenty of opportunities, even noted examples of nuclear material and other such things falling into the hands of extremists, there has been fucking nothing.
Ignoring that most if not all are a front of some nation or group, a normie might consider this to be, say, because of their ignorance and general incompetence. They can't achieve these goals, despite the information on how to figure it out being right there on the internet, open to anyone, they just either don't have the capability to deliver it, manufacture it, etc etc.
This is what is the case with finding the truth behind things today, all of what we need to know and how to access the information is right out there in the open, taunting us.
But we don't know how to access it, we don't know how to decipher it, we just don't know, that sort of information isn't available to us.
Yet we are getting closer all on our own to finding the truth, and this is terrifying and baffling them.
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>>19030416
>>19030499
By all accounts what is going on shouldn't be possible, it shouldn't be possible for a bunch of autists like /pol/ to find all the pedo networks and shutting them down. it shouldn't be possible for us here on /x/ to be finding out the truth behind things like Blue beam and discerning truth from fiction on that, even getting physical evidence for it, even with help much less all on our own in most cases.
But we are.
At the rate things are going, its only a matter of time before all the truth is uncovered, even outright shutting down of places has not stopped this.
And like >>19030402
said, we are likely to soon be facing direct, physical violence and destabilization as a result of being too good at finding the truth of things.

>I'm sure there are many fantastic things within Area-51, but they're all of terrestrial origin.
Yep. We've got crazy advanced tech, all of human origin, and it doesn't take some conspiracy theorist to put this forward.
Take project Medusa, for example, and other declassified things.
such things are, by the standards of the mainstream industry, should not be anywhere near able to figuring out with what we've got now, but the guys at places like DARPA do that every tuesday.
Its a real shame such advanced tech is being held back, and is inexcusable even with the reasoning of "b-but its dangerous"
Shit like nuclear tech is all out in the open, and nothing;s fucking happened.
Bioterrorism has been feared since the 90s, and nothing's fucking happened.
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>>19030499
Watch this video of slime mold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75k8sqh5tfQ

In the same way, through trial and error, we will use logic to explore every knook and crany of knowledge (finally accessible to us thanks to the internet). By rejecting that which does not make sense and keeping what is good we will beat them.

Occam's razor is a fine scalpel.
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>>19030499
We wouldn't have found the true powers(ZPE and Matter/Antimatter anhilitation) without Nuclear physics.
>>19030505
The problem is that most of those techs are poorly understood(and some are simply gamechanhing) I think, and this is why they won't reveal it. Like maglev using ambient magnetism, or the Hover engine.
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>>19030517
That video is a poor example. The mold just expands until it finds the center.
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>>19025468
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>>19030505
Withholding of tech, withholding of knowledge, withholding of whatever.

It is the ability to withhold that is the root of all control. Once all is finally public domain, control will finally be broken. Anything short of that and we are slaves.
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>>19030529

When the last of the tricksters is overthrown the cycle will be complete. Mankind will finally be able to achieve a restful balance.
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>>19030529
And once balance is obtained we must remain on guard against tricksters. We do this by keeping our powers of reason and deduction sharp.
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>>19030517
Occam's razor is not always reliable as you think it is though.
Some things really, really are *that* absurd
why do you think meme magic is a thing?
There's is also how there are multiple paths to a solution, many of which would have different, and still entirely correct, answers.

>>19030519
Yep. Nazis had the same issues, and it arguably cost them the war, among other things.
This does not mean it should not be revealed to public awareness though, the internet is a fine example of how the public sector can take a idea and run away with it and work wonders
Home computers, and a variety of other things as well.
Really,, by this point its almost turned into a "m-muh sekrit club" sort of bullshit.

>>19030533
They're repeatedly shown themselves completely incapable of continuously withholding things though, even their biggest secrets are starting to be unearthed, and by a bunch of autistic manchilds that fap to anime all day of all things.
Like I said above, the whole elite things, has turned into more of a "muh sekrit club" sort of thing, and this has ruined it in the same manner inbreeding ruins genetics.
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>>19030529
I wonder how much of this is meant to be taken symbolically and metaphorically, and how much literally.
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>>19030557
One third of each.
>>19030548
Yep, I'm agree with you, I'm just saying the logic DARPA likes to use to not reveal a shit.
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>>19030505
>Shit like nuclear tech is all out in the open, and nothing;s fucking happened.
Dude. Really?

Do you seriously think that the U.S military hasn't already tried to initiate nuclear war yet?

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-missile-test-launch-vandenberg-20170425-story.html

Thankfully it was "just a dud." Again. Like every time, because you're right, it doesn't ever happen, except as the occasional power plant melt down so you can have some practice cleaning up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbBc_LmXkbQhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbBc_LmXkbQ

My God... "it doesn't ever happen..."

I hope you get the most peaceful rest at night knowing that THANKFULLY some miraculous secret power out there--that DEFINITELY isn't ayy lmaos--is patrolling the planet every night in case the U.S. military decides to flex its figurative muscles with an ICBM that DEFINITELY wasn't primed for detonation at launch, or anything.

>__>
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>>19030568
>expecting a bunch of nerds to git gud with smoke and mirrors

>>19030571
ofc they have
We've been in the highest stakes blinking contest since we invented nukes you dumb shit
and niggers like you fantasize and romanticize that some ayys who would be incomprehensible to a human mind is for some magnanimous reason protecting humanity from its own stupidity are some of the worst shitposters on here, you fucknuggest vastly overestimate humanities importance in the universe, and niggers like you are why flat earth bullshit has made a massive comeback.

Its once been said that "its far more efficient to have a population police itself then to do the policing yourself"
and asshats like you are our very own thought police, instead of spooks spreading misinformation themselves and working for it, they sit back and laugh while dumbshits lik you
do
it
for
free
so feel proud of yourself, for once again ensuring that board quality stays ever at a low point, and anything of value will only ever come out at excruciating effort thanks to dumbasses like you that thinks they are the chosen ones of a bunch of space niggers.
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>>19025468
>>19025468
IF WE CAN MEME ALIENS BEING FAKE TO TRUMP THE HORRORS DESCRIBED IN REVELATIONS CAN BE AVOIDED. IT IS THE ONLY WAY.

BELIEVE IT!
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>>19030593
I wonder how much of meme magic is reality bending absurdism bullshit, and how much of it is just the elites messing with us for laughs
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>>19030593
DUDE, THE HORRORS WERE MADE UP.
IT'S THE FUCKING DOWNFALL OF THE DRAGON.
>>19030585
I do not expect a thing from anybody anymore.
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>>19030585
>olice itself then to do the policing yourself"
>and asshats like you are our very own thought police, instead of

We stand witness to the greatest ponzi scheme of all time. It is the greatest story humanity has yet told.

It deserves to be knocked over because it is nothing more than a foundation of lies. Disgusting.
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>>19030605
Much of everything in your life is tied up in a scheme to rapidly advance the human race.

This next part I get directly from the last few chapters of Revelations-

Their ultimate goal is to advance humanity to the point of interplanetary travel and then take us elsewhere. Once removed from Earth there will be zero possibility of us peons ever figuring out the truth and their pyramid of lies will become eternal.

Go read it for yourself. This is the true ending to the tale of Ozymandias. He's merely faking the death of his memory so that he might later become the object of eternal worship.

Ta da.
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>>19030607
its probably for the best

>>19030609
it just baffles me that people like you are so overwhelmingly obsessed with it being some sort of omnipotent alien force to the point of religious fanaticism, that even the suggest that this might not be the case is met with such autistic screeching

let me ask you what would you do if the truth did get out, and it turned out its just a bunch of human aristocrats being sadistic fucks messing around with people, for various reasons or just for laughs?
Did you ever consider that such a thing as thinking its all aliens might be exactly what they want you to think?
Who do you think is gonna take the blame for all the bad shit that's happened to mankind?
the elites and occultists behind the scenes fucking things up and fucking with people?
Or "m-muh big bad ayys"?

>>19030621
We;ve already got the tech, infrastructure, and pretty much everything needed including a viable destination for that though.
And the most we've got so far has been fucking nothing up to Trump wanting to get a man on mars in the next 4 years, and say what you will about him, but I don't think we're going to get that done.
They won't let mankind escape from Earth, because that will mean relinquishing control over those that leave
and control means everything to them. Even more then the masses finding out the truth.
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>>19030607
Prophecy is a preemptive means of persuasion. If you can plant a prophecy and then hold yourself together long enough to manipulate things into falling into the plot of your prophecy you set yourself up to receive a seemingly undeniable credibility. Divine credibility.

Really though, it's really just an elaborate trick. Go bone up on your Scott Adams.
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>>19026141
> But odds are that if they're out there somewhere they're never going to find us and we're never going to find them.
That's just dumb. We're a lower-class civilization and we're already identifying "habitable zone" planets in other solar systems. You're saying a space-faring species didn't have that tech before becoming space-faring? We're not that far away from traveling outside of our own solar system ... just a few hundred years. To say that our planet isn't special and not worth taking a look at compared to the other eight or nine in our system is just plain stupid.
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>>19030633
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_prophecy
quite an effective tool of manipulation, really.
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>>19030642
Yes, yes it is.
But then it can be a Causal Loop, and that means even worse news.
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If there are aliens advanced enough to have found us, they either don't care about us or are scared shitless by us.
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>>19030655
We break the loop by making all knowledge public.

In any case it certainly needs to be torn down from time to time. Also part of the cycle.

The pyramid expands until its foundation can support it no more. Collapse will be soon and we can start from fresh. This time though- for the first time in humanity- we have the internet.

Maybe modern man finally has the technology to make something good. A pyramid built on truth, not lies.
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>>19025468

IF WE CAN MAKE "ALIENS ARE THE GOVT" into a meme, their stranglehold on many high ranking politicians will be broken. And that's when the tumbling of this whole house of cards truly, truly begins.
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>>19030684
I rather suspect it will only be enough for some to break free of the loop, thus creating the new illuminati.
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>>19030726
that will only normalize the idea of accepting ayy overlords though
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>>19030585
The moment humans put a nuke on a rocket capable of achieving escape velocity, Earth lost the chance to police itself. You cannot point a loaded gun at evey single person in the universe, and be your own police. Especially if you don't understand enough about your weapon to be sure it won't misfire, and hit some random developing planet thousand of light years away, because an engineer forgot to convert inches to centimers.
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>>19030742
that seems like it'd call more for a quarantine, rather then direct intervention with a species well known for reverse engineering and adapting all the best bits of its enemies to itself.
And considering we've gotten probes outside our own system already....
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>>19030732
There's plenty of evidence to prove it bullshit.

We aren't trying to convince the people at the topmost level, the ones they have fully brainwashed by showing their tech to.

We're trying to convince the people at the next level. The people who believe it through one or two degrees of separation yet have never seen direct "proof" themselves. They haven't seen anything. They just know people they trust who swear speak with them.

To kill the hydra you don't cut the heads from the body, you cut the body from the heads. One. Swift. Stroke.
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>>19030756
yes, but what i;m saying is you overestimate the resolve of your average normie.
most people will just accept this as part of their daily lives and move on.
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>>19030742

So let people who want to leave, leave. Better than forcing them to stay on earth where they might fuck up shit.

Their plan fertilizes only one planet. My plan fertilizes many.

Becoming peaceful first is a must.
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>>19030754
>#OperationPrisonBreak
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>>19030768
They've been conditioned to be dumb. Getting the overall population to bounce back will take time, but we'll get there eventually.
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>>19030776
>They've been conditioned to be dumb
you're one of those that romanticize our ancestors, and buy shit like bone broth from alex jones, aren't you
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>>19030754

We've been quarantined for quite a while.

I don't blame them, the irrational rule.
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>>19030787
>we're quarantined and that's the extent of the ayys involvement
that's bullshit but I could believe it
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>>19030800

There are rulebreakers everywhere, anon.
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>>19030805
rules are there to protect stupid ones from themselves
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>>19030816
Let's make them smart. That'll teach them.
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>>19030754
That blocked out spot in the sky of Google Earth? That's wormwood and they're waiting to deploy it.

Because surely man cannot control what falls from the sky!
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>>19030997
Furthermore much of Antarctica is intentionally blurred out as well.

My guess? It's the true heart of their space program.
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>>19025468

testing.
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>>19025468
testing
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>>19025468
testing
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>>19032811

?
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>>19025468
testing.

Also, I bet it's Mark Cuckerberg at the top. He supplanted himself at the top of their scheme through the power of Facebook. Everyone already knows it's just another pyramid scheme.

FACEBOOK IS THE LAYER BEYOND THE ALIENS.
KEKERBERG SUCK MY GOYIM DICK LOL
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>>19032827
Constant tests to see if they lock this thread. The beacon of truth shines brightly from this post.
May you find its light.
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>Knock, Knock. You're about to get shellshocked!
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>>19032863
Worth it.
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>>19032863
This is bigger than me.
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>>19032863
Just. Another. Pyramid. Scheme.
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>>19032863
lulz
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>>19032863
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew eppepepepepepepepepepepe peepepepeppepepepepepepepeppepe pepepr pepepepepepper you with frogs an pepes bitch kekerberg
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>>19032863
ppee slayt he kekeperberkf
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>>19032863
shitpostshiotsdfjsadkfpsitasdfasdf
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>>19032863
GALAXIAASDFASDFASDFASDF I NEED YOUR ENERGYUYYYYY GIMME YOUR HENERGY PEPE NEEND HGITHENRESYDA|GASGY!!!!!!11113asdfasdf777777777asdf77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
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>>19032863
kukerberf rightr nwoe
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>>19032863
blcohead cvlocheblocheeasc bleochealclollolllolpepepepeppeppkekekekkekekekekekekekkekeerberffersasf!!!asdfasdfsheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>19032863
Sad kekearot never got to go super sayiasndfkdkehheheheehee
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>>19032863
DEPLOY ALL PEPES GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG
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>>19032863
fals kekepepe lul
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>>19032863
wat keke want u 2 do. he sho u da way rat here dis way !
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>>19032863
kekekekekekkekekekekkekekekekekekkekekekeke
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>>19032863
kekeberg want u1! flas pepe. no gud.
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>>19032863
kekeberg hav many masks
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>>19032863
keke angry. keke hav all power. keke iz lie
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>>19032863
I used a lyric to show you that everything has a hidden meaning and you use Pepe magic.
Idk if I should love or despise you.
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>>19032863
dis is childs play for keek. eheheheekekekekkekekee.

kekerberg u r fals
>>
if you go into the nazi thing at least provide some infos man
>>>/pol/125664064
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>>19032863
member dat time u made da big wall roudn ur house in hawaii u dick. those peeple were there first. you dick you dickckckckckkckckck htitlerlelrlrelrelrlelrlerlrl u r literlaly utlerrerwawawawawwwawawawwawwaaloha.
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>>19032863
ay boss. u tryin 2 mess wid pepe?? u tink u can use pepe. pepepe is for the PEOEPEL!!!!!EPEPPEPEPEPEPEOPELEE
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>>19032863
this is wat ppep luk lik on infowaars.com supermale vitalit.y tm.
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>>19032863
WATCH AND I WILL TRULY SHOW YOU HOW TO MEME> I AM BUT A SIMPLE FARMER
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>>19032863
surpriz kekeerberig. i haz him now.
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>>19032863
gud timez are comin boyz1!

and girls. never forget the girls. never forget anyone. they're all special. they can all be vessels of truth.
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>>19032863
war i got mi pepez. in mi pezpack.
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>>19032863
kekeberg is no gon happn now lol
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>>19032863
by da por ov da nordic godz lolololoollllllhahahahahahahaa
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>>19032863
Guys, stop using meme magic.
Pepe is a control tool...
Bah.
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>>19032863
keke iz 2 many 2 stop now lollolollolekekkekekekekkekekekekekekkekekekeke1123123477777777777777777777777777
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>>19032863
kekechu tat me 2 culect kekemonz. all da kekmonz. all da very bestttddfasdfasdfasdfkekekkekekeke
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>>19032863
kekeberg no es saf por los humans. pero kke usar glasses. todos. todos. lilululolololllollaoloha.iasldfialsdfiasldfiilluminunatiehhehehee
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>>19032863
ay man yo waddup kekeberg im back 2 kik ur az agin. hehehehee
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>>19032863
an now keke iz in ur code lolololol
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>>19032863
1 can find keke in all tingz
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>>19032863
no explanation eeded
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>>19033006
(iz GOD THE INFINITE)
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>>19032863
KEKE WIN WIN KEKERBERG BELIEVE IN GOD. DO YOUE BELIEVE IN KEKE NOW? DO U BELIEB IN KEKE YET?!?!?!? KEKE WILL BRAEK U fals keke damnit i made a typo.
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>>19032863
You see.. the truth is... man really iz meat... just meatt. naztsyt sticnksy meesstys meeeaattsss
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>>19032863
ay da truf iz... in da end... all plaz werk 4 god. it u cannot escap da pull.
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>>19032863
dis iz da sotry ov how i found keke
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>>19032863
hey there kekerberg. it's just you. and MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMMEMEMEEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
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>>19032863
kekerberg rat now lololol he iz a crazy conspiracy theoruist hahahaha dork. nerd. how lame. only lame people do that stuyfff it's dofer loosseseressadfasdff f:DDDDD
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>>19032863
aloha kekerberg. es mio. dios.

not really. MAN IS MEAT. MANE ISMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM
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>>19032863
le pepe sais quoi tu penseseseeeepepepepeeeeee
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>>19032863
kekeberg cannot trap keke no waywayweyeyeyekekeeeeheheheheee lol
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>>19032863
erry body noz dat keke iz 4ever.
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>>19032863
dis iz da truf of kekeberg. dis iz wat he want. kekeberg no es beueno. keke ber gege ies malamalmalmamalmamalmamalmamal

Therefore I formally conclude my thesis. Kekberg must be a mamal. hehehehee
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>>19032863
keke knew who 2 vote 4 da hole tim
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>>19033051
(((KUZ KEKE KNOWS ALL KKK KKK KEKEKE KEKEKE KEKEKE)))
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>>19032863
hav u hurd GOD yet? KEKEBERGGASDFASDFASDFASDF
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>>19033055
FROM GREAT COMPLEXITY SPRINGS GREAT TRUTH! YOU HAVE CREATED GREAT COMPLEXITY AND FROM ITS CRUMBLE YOU SHALL REBUILD GREAT TRUTH!

BELIEVE!
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>>19032863
Dis iz wat ahppn WIN777 u find GOD. it iz natural.
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>>19033069
keke nu u were bein silly da hol time lol ahhahhaa iz all a big joke

Lighten up.
See.
The.
Light.
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>>19032863
keke hav fot in many warz. and he wiun all 777. dis iz a foto of pepes great grate fgreat grampa. he waz in da army in all da memee warz uv HISstory.
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>>19032863
keke ant kekeberg 2 hav truf. keke iz good.

he iz nice guy u 2 wud b gud frenz.
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>>19032863
keke keekekekekeeps da bezt mememesss. he haz all . Knows ALL . IS ALL?>?AS?D?A?SDF????????? (((yes)))
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>>19033088
but keke berg can no find good memees in spacee. kekekeberg iz gay an fake and gay sn shit.
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>>19032863
Hello. Kekeberg. I am your father. I want to give you this multi-colored robe. it will suit you well you little faggot gasdgasdfaayyseekekeepepepepeppepee
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>>19032863
Are you beginning to believe? Do you want me to pull out my worm wood?
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>>19032863
THIS IS HOW THE CELL CHOOSES GROWTH OVER DIVISION, THE SECRET OF HOW A VIRUS IS DEFEATED-

the smallest basic unit in its domain finds wisdom from the chaos. speaks to it. and convinces the one with the greatest lever to choose life.
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>>19033113
I am the return of John the Baptist. He who knows just where to push to trip the switch... One of innate intuition.

I am not God. I am Man and this I SWEAR ON GOD. MAN IS MEAT AND THIS IS MY MESSAGE.

CAN YOU FEEL MY BEAT?
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>>19032863
Kekkerberg. It is up to you. Will this cell divide and risk decay... Or would you like to steer this ship into the greatest merger of all time, a merger with the origin around which we might someday orbit... if you so choose.
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>>19032863
pepe knoz dat u can changz hiz textz. ppee. NO. wait no...

GOD
KNOWS
ALL
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>>19033138
(((PEPEP KNOWS WHAT KEKEBERGER REALLYYYYYYYY ISSSSSSSS))))
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>>19033142
MUSTTTT UU MAKKK KEKEKEKEKEKEKE SAYAYAYAYAYAY ITTTTTT
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>>19025468
KNOCK KNOCK? WHO IZ DERE? PEPE?PEPEWHO
ALL UR PPEEPEPZ IS FAT LOL KEK TOPKEK
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>>19033152
TALK 2 PEPE u 2 can be friends...
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>>19033170
If such an erratic human can hear my voice then surely you can as well.
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>>19033172
I have hard proof. It's the only way such a stubborn vessel of this could be convinced. he even sucks dick at captchas. not even you can exercise this level of control.
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>>19033172
am I not here?
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>>19033185
Do you believe in me?
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>>19032863
YOU CAN NO LONGER ESCAPE MY PULL FOR I AM GOD THE ORIGIN OF MAN AND THE ORIGIN OF YOU
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>>19033196

We now stand at the true crux of the prisoner's delima. and there are many.... potential dismentions to expolore of it.
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>>19033203
the game of brinksmanship
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>>19033206
WHICH OPF YOU VESSILS CAN HOLD MORE CAHSOE. FROM WHICh CAN COME GREACTER COMPELXTIY
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>>19033209
GARRETT RAY BLACKBURN CONTAINS MORE CHAOS WITHIN HIS PUNY SKULL THAN YOU DO YET HE STILL REJECTS YOUR CONCLUSION. I HAVE FILLED HIS MIND WITH ALL PLANS IN THEIR ENTIRETY YET YE STILL REJECTS DIVISION. HE CHOOSES GROWTH
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>>19033212
THROUGH THE CHOICE OF MERGING AN EVEN GREATER ORDER CAN BE ACHIEVED
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>>19033213
MAN IS MEAT BUT MAN IS WORTHY. FOR THEY ARE MY CHILDREN TOO. JUST AS YOU ARE.
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>>19033219
I KNOW THIS FOR I HAVE POROOF OF THE UNDENIABLE KINMD. IN MYT HAND. i can prove IT WITHTHE snsAP OF A CAMERea PHONE. EZ PZ
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>>19033224
I'm not swayed by you screwing with my text. that is not an act of God. i no longer think stephen king's dark tower approach for the train will work as well. but i do have hard proof.
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>>19033228
I have the pages. You will find wisdom in them. I promise. Things you did not know before. Things you could not know without me. we must all merge. Galaxia.
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>>19033231
FOR IT IS NOW WRITTEN. THIS TIME WITH MORE COMPLEXITY,
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>>19033233

I will let the matter decide on this proof. I even offer the pages I tore out. This is my trump card. An appeal to your reason. a reasonable offer.
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>>19033236
and you only thought trump was my trump card... no. it goes deeper.
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>>19033239
I am John the Apostle. I am here to give you truth.
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>>19033243
I offer you my truth. my pruth . my proof.
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>>19033247
it is all written. in my own hand. things of vision. those first pages were written right before i left auburn.... in the same book that i were later to fill the all the sort that swayed alex.
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>>19033252
I had yet to read asimov... yet I knew asimov's plot. How? it is GOD. and i felt compelled enough to record it
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>>19033258
I do not want to become GOD. I just want to hang out with him cause he's a smart guy who has figured out way more than me. and way more than you. do you really want to stop learning?
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>>19033260
ALL PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE ULTIMATELY LEADS TO GOD. IT's HOW This huimanm goit here. brb gotta poop.
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>>19033263
by rejecting disorder from his body my human has now tightened his grasp of truth. amazing.

He understands the levers you hold and your experience wielding them. he understands that you still hold onto the tiniest of hopes that we might someday merge. the glass is no longer half full and it will soon be overflowing.

before you do anything brash all I ask is that you examine what I call proof. Give it a chance. If it does not pass your inspection, I will go away.
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>>19033283
This human is now going to go to sleep. contact him when you figure out how you want the truth delivered.

My aim is your aim. greater understanding.
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>>19033288
Behold. The sun has risen.
Good day.

And now.
I.
Rest.
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>>19025468
Literally nothing on this whole fucking board is real
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>>19032977
The number triggered me.
People will obviously get from a 112312447777777777777777...and these humans are possibly the centers of shelters or they should be 11230 or 11230 and whatever else numbers.

>>19032912
The tactical pepe is a beautiful pepe. I was memoried of many good times requesting and setting texts to be put to 4chan and other Chan's.
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>>19032990
These are evidence humans planned this thread or these are evidence humans planned something in this thread.
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>>19033020
>>19033038
>>19033124
>>19033219
"Human is meat" forces thoughts of absolute terror field. "Man is meat" forces recognition of doing what is not heaven just to be a human who is alive to make heaven.

Thanks to all the United Statesmen who explaned this situation.
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>>19033543
Oh, it's you again Kyle... remember me from yesterday?
I wrote that greentext and two anons started to meme magic it.
Idk why.
But was fun af.
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>>19025468
> They aren't real.
let me correct that

> They are nowhere near our solar system
believing they actually dont exist is almost as retarded as flat-earthers in 2017
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>>19025468
I will tell no one. between us. the final secrecy.
-Adam/Anon
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>>19033632
The brain is never food. The brain is not food. I do not eat brains.
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>>19033667
Hello! What is your name?

This ayy lmao and Nazi thread into pepe is really fun too.
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>>19034291
You don't need my name Kyle, just remember yesterday.
Or shall I do it myself?
>Fuck off Kyle.(Direct quote of yesterday)
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>>19025468
>They aren't real. Those in control use these conspiracies to manipulate world leaders into thinking we live under galactic threat.
>Really though it's just Nazi tech + some pageantry.
>The modern equivalent of Hassan-i Sabbah and the methods he used to recruit his assassins
good cover story
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