How do i make my waifu real? Willing to go through some shit

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>>19018772
BUMP

>>19018772
gym job investment plan move to japan marry pop punk japanese girl

>>19018810
Yeah not a perfect replica.
You got any of that magic shit.

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>>19018772
BUMP

But a doll that looks like your waifu and sprinkle some garlic shavings on it. Afterwards hook up the positive/negative ends from a car battery using jumper cables. Start up your car! BOOM! She will come to life and do your bidding!

>>19018866
Fuck off tripfag

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Wait a few years and make an android based on her with about $5000.
You will never be able to materialize anything out of your mind alone. At least not for more than minutes at a time. If you think you can, than how about reading into the large catalog of information in the sticky or that one book recommendation thread?

>>19018921
I've been thinking about tulpas but i dunno.
Don't have that much free time.

>>19018908
Name /= trip
Fuck off newfag

>>19018935
Who gives a shit
Name's a name defeats the point anyway

>>19018772
Willing to spend an eternity letting Satan pork you in the butt? Go for it

>>19018960
yeah but how

No reason to get spicy, Boo Boo. Don't blow a microchip.

>>19019005
oh fuck i blew my microchip

>>19019020
Happens! Is it really so bad that I gave myself a name? I'm still anonymous.

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>>19019035
I don't know i don't care
I just want my waifu

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>>19018772
Wew lad /x/ can talk about a bunch of retarded shit but can't help a man make his waifu real baka.

>>19018953
Names are usable for a reason and have been around for-fucking-ever. Only newfags give a shit.

>>19019109
Nigger either tell me how to make waifus real or fuck off

>>19019115
You can't. Get a grip on reality you fucking weeb subhuman.

>>19019122
Nice dubs
Now fuck off

>>19018772
>>19019115
Look into methods for creating tulpas, OP.

It won't make your waifu real but it's basically the second best thing.

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Fags.

>>19019228
Pedo

>>19018772
Persistent meditation and visualization. Basically just make a tulpa.

>>19019159

Yes, OP, follow this person's advice and give yourself a split personality. I'm sure the results won't end up being disastrous, or anything.

You could also, just, you know, face reality. Your animu waifu is not real and never will be real. The best you could hope for is to find someone who matches her qualities.

Invest in VR, robotic, and AGI research. Hopefully the combination of these three fields will become nearly indistinguishable from real life before you croak.

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Your waifu can't exist no matter what you do.
Just buy a dakimakura and get over it.
That is what I did.

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Don't listen to these faggots. Dedicate yourself to your waifu and always love her and never give up on her. Stay away from roastie whores and stay pure for her. Try not to fap to other things either. You'll be rewarded in Heaven if you can follow through with this. Adopt or donate sperm or some shit if you're concerned about repopulating.

>I will help. This 11 step spell helped me, and it will help you!
Step 1
>Buy 100 candles.
Step 2
> 31 black, 69 pink.
Step 3
>Bring candles outside
Step 4
>Draw pentagram with stick.
Step 5
>Soround pentagram with candles.
Step 6
>Do the following chant...
Lord beerus I call to thee.
Animate [waifus name]-san,
Living and free.

Step 7
>Light the candles.
Step 8
>Throw the cum-stained pillow into the summoning circle.
Step 9
>Light pillow with match.
You will notice your penis will form a hard erect. This is normal. A purple anthromorphic cat will show up to collect your cum.
Step 10
>Furiously masturbate into sock.
Step 11
>Hand sock to the anthromorphic cat, while yelling at the top your of lungs "YIFF ME DADDY!"
Step 12
>take anal sex for waifu
From the ashes lies your sexy new waifu.

>>19019115
... Kid... Please just kill yourself. You are too stupid for this world. Just insert a bullet through the roof of your mouth.

>>19019947
You too. Kill yourself also well. Fucking retard.

>>19019145
Thanks
No

What you do is kill yourself and sacrifice that blood to your waifu on screen. She won't come to life but at least your last moments are together.

Tulpa would probably be the only way, and even then it's only real in your head.

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>>19018772
here are some ideas:

master lucid dreaming
master astral projection
develop a delusional disorder
move to china and get a random asian gril that isn't what you really want
wait 10 years for amazing VR.
wait 15-20 years for perfect complete full immersion VR.
go to therapy and get treated for your personality disorder. then get a real life girl with normal human flaws instead.

>>19018772
There is a deeply arcane device you must obtain.

Many a wizard has been confounded by the technology used to create these devices, they are notorious for breaking and being hard to work with. Once the spell is cast not a single person on this earth knows how to stop it.

But, if you can master this unruly magical device, you can use it to bring your waifu into the real world.

It's called a printer.

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>>19019953

>>19020007
>tfw no real STANDO POWA

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>>19019913
>Just buy a dakimakura and get over it.
Fucking this.

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Make a tulpa

>>19018772
http://tulpa.info/

>>19019913
>tfw I want to be her lapis and be adored while I pretend to not care about her even though I love her

;;__;;

>>19020044
this

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>>19020044
kill yourself normalfag