Cheeki
>>19015005
fuck wrong one. Still funny though.
moar
Yo div general can you slow down? this thread keeps getting drowned. Lurkers please contribute.
pls I cant do this alone
is /x/ just slow right now? my folder is extremely finite. Come on guys.
fake as fuck but cheeki breeki
>>19015032
Chupacabra?
>>19015775
ghoul more likely
Currently ongoing
>>19015806
some are migrating
>at home with stepdad
>we are drinking
>power goes out
>we are drinking
>I say to my stepdad "what is the matter with the power"
>stepdad looks at me menacingly in the dark
>transforms into giant ice tray
>"I'M THE DAMN ICE NOW BOY!!! HEGG HEGG HEGG HEGG HEGG HEGG"
>I run out of house
>"AH"
>never saw stepdad again
>pic related, I am trying to stay strong
dumping my collection.
good thread sorry i dont have any posts atm
>>19015274
fuck me this one is written very well. ive never read an eastern spooks story so this is refreshing
>>19015066
I don't know why but I had the random urge to cry and felt chills reading that. Fucking horrifying.
>>19015951
>sp00kydruids.png
fucking hysterical holy shit
>>19015139
In posts like this that adamantly say that "this is a real story, I don't care if you believe it or not" I have no problem with, I totally believed everything he said until I noticed the biggest flaw.
[spoiler](You)[/spoiler]
If you screen capped your own story you are immediately discredited.
Will dump a few things I have
>>19016856
>>19016859
>>19016866
>>19016876
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>>19016883
>>19016885
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>>19016890
Anyone still lurking?
>>19016893
>>19016895
>>19016919
>>19016924
>>19016928
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>>19016931
...Messengers?
>>19016938
>>19017008
>>19016986
Looks pretty similar
>>19017011
>>19017014
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>>19016888
One of the best stories I've ever read.
>>19015246
idiot should have called the police
>>19015509
Ukraine is a shithole, but it ain't on a S.T.A.L.K.E.R level. They have shit like shops and public transport. This thing is such a fantasy land
>>19015833
who was power?
>>19017189
yeah that was epic i haven't every post in the thread yet but yeah nah fuck that im not going bush plenty of shit out there you just don't want to know about, there's a reason cunts out there look through you
>>19015005
The legend of drunk stalker
some of these are good. :)
Lurkbump
>>19015833
666/10
>>19015005
lmfao
>>19016199
>.gif
>nice try
>>19016890
Oh shit dude
>>19016199
>.gif
no fucking thank you sir
>>19015066
Whoa.
As much as I'm fine reading greentexts, I've always found them to be an inferior artform. But then, occasionally, I see a story like this one, and remember that a quality story as well as elegant narrative construction can still be found within the format.
I want to believe this is real, but the vampire bit makes me think it's not. Would make for an interesting novel though.
Dammit... it's a novel, isn't it?
>>19015066
>>19016131
>>19020479
Am I missing something here? What was so special about this one? Why'd OP say he was so stupid? This all felt like a bunch of unassociated creepy events, more of a spooky salad than a spooky story
>>19021146
This has been one of my favorite stories in a long time. It seems like a proto-novel or a trial story.
>>19021195
bumb
>>19015274
That's a very comfy story, actually.
>>19021195
I'm the whoa guy.
I liked the story's progression. The way it developed its creepy tone over the course of the story until it finally climaxed into disorienting, hallucinatory confusion.
Essentially, I liked it less for the story and more for the way he wrote it.
>I'm so fucking stupid
I interpreted that as the narrator just sorta beating himself over the head as he's thinking about how they were just paling around with the guy, and he's regretting his stupid decision to do so.
Like if you were actually sharing a story, and then as you got to a particularly upsetting part, you start going fuck fuck fuck.
>>19016199
Fucking Christ. I'm tired of always seeing some newfag reply to this with "le gif no XD" Here.
>>19021541
And they always seem so smug too lol
>>19021223
Yeah. I really wish there was more of it.
I would read a book about this shit. Or even a book series.
>>19015027
Any more info on this or on the thread it was in? Sounds like bullshit, but is nevertheless interesting
>>19015274
Plllleeeaaase pleaaase tell me there's more of this one, anything PLIS
Anyone have the greentext where there is something following hikers and it starts to mimic their voice? It was pretty short if I recall
>>19015992
That's really spooky, I can imagine soldiers that died are fighting in an eternal hell forever. Constantly in pain, screaming.
>>19024102
look up spec ops the line
the theories about that game is that the main dude is in a constant hell that repeats itself
>>19017805
Truth. I've spent a fair few dark nights in the bush or beach up north chasing barra. Can get a bit spooky out there. Luckily haven't experienced any cryptos. Only wallaby's and croc's.
>>19015509
I live 20 kilometers from the ukrainian border, it's not that much of a shithole, but i was in chernobyl and theres some fucked up stuff there if you get off the tourist track
>>19016866
anyone can explain some of this or has some info?
sounds very interesting
>>19024191
I would like to know more about the secrets of chernobyl
>>19023970
unfortunately, that's like half of all greentexts
>>19015951
Christ I haven't laughed like this on /x/ in ages, good read, 13/10
>>19024195
At work now, after i come back i'll greentext
>>19017189
Yeah. Shit could make a good movie, just flesh out the friend characters a little more.
Here you go...
>>19024715
...and because you don't see them often, the photos as well...
>>19024717
>>19015775
Cykacabra
>>19016716
Its actually pretty plausable and in the last post the dude wrote fuck you I didn't type this shit up just to be dismissed, so yes, I can understand why'd he go through the process of screencapping it himself, great story, even better if true and he had to put effort into typing that shit up which he obviously didn't want to go to waste.
So yea, fuck your bitching
>>19025072
Why didn't this asshat include full resolution versions of his pictures?
>>19015215
Oh my fucking god this crop is cancer. Literally have to scroll side to side for every line. Kill me.
>>19015235
Ended kinda abruptly. Any follow-ups?
>>19015274
I'm just glad he got banged Jin in the end. Mah nigga
Great story btw 10/10
Now I want a Jindo dog too
>>19015833
>HEGG
More stories please.
>>19022230
nah. Its probably just a story some guy cooked up. Or it was kgb supressing info. WoooooooOooooo
>>19024191
Can vouch. Went off tourist track. Swear there was something with a pointed head looking at me from a bush. Nothing tried to maul me but the guide was pissed. worth noting he had a big ass pistol.
>>19015992
I'm stupid and I didn't really understand that part about GD 60 machine gun.
Someone halp?
>>19025649
M60 machine gun. GD just means goddamn.
>>19016885
>>19016888
Well I spent the last hour reading this.
Bit confused, but this was still pretty amazing.
>>19026211
you spent an hour reading it and you are still confused? are you CHALLENGT?
>>19015070
this was fucking great. Fuck Puppetmaster for disturbing based, transcended bots
>>19027037
fuck you its 2 in the morning and I woke up my next door neighbor laughing
>>19017015
This would be so much better if the pic wasn't so shittily shopped.
>>19021541
stay mad newfriend
>>19027205
>couldn't recognize a gif that's been passed around loads of times as not being a spoopy trick
>calling me a newfriend
Have a little cream for that sore anus hole.
>>19024717
Isn't that the Amityville house?
>>19025649
The M60 really isn't used much anymore, as it's been replaced by newer weapons. It still sees some use, but troops on the front lines aren't being issued them anymore, not even in 2005. It implies whatever time the radio contact was coming from was probably the 1960s-1970s.
>>19016893
a few months ago some guys on /k/ claimed to have found this spot and were planning a trip out there. Not sure what happened, or if they ever went though.
>>19024994
>>19026234
The story has a cryptic ending.
>>19027476
classic fleshgait
>>19027476
what about the sequal
Bump, my niggas
>>19027640
that was one possibility offered up
>>19027691
sequel? I never saw that woman again
>>19025296
Didn't make original crop.
>>19025318
Hell if I know.
Figure the OP there got ate by hellhounds/diredogs.
>>19025426
>Now I want a Jindo dog too
They are adorable, are they not? And quite loyal, too.
They will, however, shred your fuckin' upholstery. And if you have even the slightest bit of leather furniture, they will fuckin' tear it apart.
>>19027263
>location
I'll see what I can do, given the description.
>>19016893
>>19027263
>>19028483
Initial. Feel free to assist.
>>19028508
I'll let someone who's actually good at photoshop connect these three images together.
There's your general location to search in, anons.
Wake up.
>>19015032
memes just got real
Why are the good threads always slow?
I wish I had a few greentexts Dave's saved to contribute... Nevertheless, here's a bump.
>>19030096
Here, have a Maine dump.
(Protip: Save it and scroll in)
>>19031283
Also this
>>19031294
Also where's my ruby mountain lore?
>Tfw you have to post it
>Tfw you have no face
>>19030096
Good content takes time to dig up
>>19030096
This is generally one of the slowest boards on 4chan. It sucks, but that's just how it is.
>>19031283
>>19031294
>>19031300
Thank you anon
>>19027221
sounds like you're the one with the sore hole my dude
why are u so upset?
:^)
>>19031790
Eat up this last nummy (You) friendo. I'm cutting you off.
>>19031294
Why David no sex the ladies
>>19032110
This is the kind of shit makes me believe. Skinwalkers are fuckin terrifying.
>>19015215
This isn't a horrible story, but
The military would never use airsoft players in a search and rescue mission
The military would never send children under 18 into a search and rescue mission
The military would not send children to compete against airsoft players.
t. The Military.
>>19015274
I'm so torn between uninitiated belief and wanting to stab my eyes out because the "happy ending."
Post Captcha edit: MY fucking captcha picture was korean...
>>19015920
I giggled heartily at this one.
/k/ done good.
>>19015246
The description of the animal prints, the random areas of scuffles... Is it wrong that I'm immediately reminded of the Chicken Fight scenes from Family Guy?
>>19032128
I like these stories with a military background like the Iraq one posted above.
>>19016866
>>19024192
I really hope the google search I did doesn't get me killed.
Google "J376 Map"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Bucca
A detention facility outside Umm Qasr.
Fuck me.
>>19016895
Bro, no lie, this is MY story. I saw danny and lisa as the title, and then the description of my parents.
I wrote this out four years ago.
Holy fuck.
>>19015032
>describing a S.T.A.L.K.E.R game and no one realized it. Even has his name as strelok, those damned blood suckers.
>>19015274
mfw I was in this thread and he shared pics of her journal either later on or in a new thread.
Mump
Lump
>>19032703
This. Need more like these or more info in the ones already in here.
>>19015274
Fucking amazing.
>>19033683
Later in the thread or after he started another one he posted pics of his sisters journal. He also spoke about how thankful he was that his story was received well and was taken seriously. He stayed for a bit after this and answered a few questions. Makes me wonder what he's doing now.
>>19032939
any follow ups? or will you confirm you made it up?
>>19033696
Do you have any caps?
>>19033721
Sadly not, I assumed someone else would have and they're out there probably but the right people aren't here.
>>19033727
I hope that anon is living a good life with Jin.
>>19033750
Me too, wish he would come back for updates and such. I rarely come to /x/ but I'm glad I did that day.
>>19033754
I just sent the screencap to a Discord chat and some dude is saying it's a self-insert fantasy.Jeez.
>>19033772
Damn...
>>19033780
Would you like to join?
>>19015274
Absolutely fucking fantastic. I usually don't enjoy happy endings, but this one was alright. Those feels.
>>19034688
That is a life to remember,right?
>>19021541
I'm glad I didn't notice that it was a gif, because I wouldn't have opened it for fear of a screamer
It was bretty gud
>>19024717
When you look in the first picture, you can see the guy with the pig head is standing behind the Jeep
You can see the tops of his ears against the house window
>>19025645
Probably a wolf or a feral dog
>>19016931
Looks kind of like depictions of the Rake.
>>19034945
No. Think pointed like the top of the head. Not a snout. Had a nose.
Gonna dump some shit I have.
These are the "Blue" stories, I just have them labeled differently
1/4
>>19035136
2/4
>>19035144
3/4
There were apparently only three Aunt Vav posts, I'm retarded
Anyone still lurking? I'm only up to the Cs and I have a fuckhuge folder.
Gonna stop for now and get drunk but I'll keep posting later if there's interest, I have a fuckload of these things squirreled away
>>19035201
Thanks for the contributing
Respeck++
please keep going
Okay x i need your help. believe me if you want too or not, but this isnt a lie
About two months ago i started to see shadow figures. This wasnt some corner of your eye BS, i straight up saw them peeking around corners to dissipate when i looked at them. This continued until about two weeks ago when it just stopped
But today is different. Yesterday i got in a bad bike accident, i broke my left wrist and scraped up my right arm and right side of my face. Just about ten minutes ago i saw a red and black figure down my hallway and got a nosebleed.
Ill let you know now that my house is relatively new, built in 2001, and my family doesnt have a history of hauntings. My mom"s side are strong christians while me and my dad"s side are non believers.
What can i do to stop this? what"s going to happen if i let this continue?
pic related, is my wrist
>>19015810
any follow up with wendigOP? im in the Sacramento area and I wanna find this thing.
>>19035912
you gotta to confront'em, you will not succeed but it's what you gotta do
>>19035197
I love this one, it always makes me blood freeze.
>>19015274
Based grandpa
>>19035912
I can't tell if this is real or not. But, on the off chance it is, I feel a responsibility to advise that you got to the hospital and see if you've had a concussion. Seeing colors in familiar shapes (especially dark blacks and reds) is a common symptom. As is bleeding from the nose or ears. That sounds like a bad crash.
I'm not saying you don't have a shadowman problem. But, you have to eliminate the more realistic possibilities first. And, this more realistic possibility is also a pretty potentially pressing problem.
Dat accidental alliteration though.
Time for me to dump.
Here's a funny.
This is one for all you /k/ommandos out there.
Part One of the White Man trilogy.
Part Two
And Part Three
>>19036486
Thank you based greentext dumper
>>19016866
sounds like a mission from mgs 5
A more comprehensive Maine taxiguy. Was posted but this has more
more like ylyl but interesting
>>19016866
//thread
>>19015066
dang this one gave me chills when they said the hoodie guy came with them
good twist
>>19035184
Oh snap I like this one "I bought nightmares". Sad all is fake. I mean some pictures are legit, but descriptions are false. Fun cool story
>>19017011
"Eldrich hobo bigfoot."
10/10
>>19032374
>The military would not send children to compete against airsoft players.
Not airsoft, but:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/fully-kitted-up-marines-take-7414923
>>19036486
See
>>19028508
>>19028523
Plz assist in attempt to locate area.
Alright, I've got three to contribute, here ya go, fellas
Nevermind, one of you fuckers already posted my third
>>19035956
Negative.
I had a die-hard spook-obsessed fucklehead... 'acquaintance' in the area. Reached out to him and told him about this potential sighting.
Last check-in with him, he was in Nicolaus, pulled over on the side of the road to get some shut-eye (and also to formulate his plan of attack). No contact since.
Partially expecting he's been arrested by now. This is the same fucker that apparently tried to get EVPs via provocation... on *Iowa*, in the area around her No.2 turret. The museum staff were none-too-pleased at that absolute faggotry.
>>19036356
Shit nigger, I'm from northeast oklahoma.
By lake tenkiller and all that. Now I'm up by branson but I go down there to visit family and all that, anyone want to hunt spooks?
>pic related, I used to live in poteau
>>19037010
Fuck my life I'm unable to reply to the right post
>>19036351
>>19036351
>>19036351
>>19015274
That was a nice read.
F based grandpa
>>19036411
I always love this one as a fellow autist and skinwalker unbeliever.
>>19037107
Fuck, I quoted the wrong one
>>19036417
>>19036315
I hadn't seen this one before, shit makes my skin crawl. Insane people are scarier than spoopwoppers.
>>19036370
This crop is utter cancer, please end my life
>>19036418
Fuck this shit, fuck spiders
>>19033772
>I just sent the screencap to a Discord chat and some dude is saying it's a self-insert fantasy.Jeez.
Could be some petulant fucklehead slagging on the original poster because he's fucking jealous, though.
>>19036474
Pretty cool but the writing was hilariously overdone
>>19036965
I need more shit on this, this is one of the few stories that I actually buy
>>19015134
Holy shit this one's really good
>>19037599
Only two people that can update on situation are WendigOP and Chicocunt.
>>19037608
Or the Wendigo...
>>19015134
boi...
>>19035106
Dan Akroyd on vacation in his Coneheads getup, then
>>19037892
2spooky4me
>>19015048
That's badass
I remember reading one where anon fucks a skinwalker at some party in the woods - anyone got that one?
>>19038328
This one?
>>19038399
No not that one, although I haven't read that one before so thanks anyway
It's been a couple of years since I read the one I'm thinking of - I vaguely remember it being to do with the anon going with his friends for a party in the woods, he tries to flirt with one girl but gets shot down, then this other girl he's never seen before approaches him, leads him into an area some distance away, then transforms into the girl he got shot down by earlier, then they fug.
this thread has some good shit. Only 7 images to limit though. :(
>>19015134
>Everyday German fag
>Common interest, Fucking Scooby Doo
Sounds more like a Canadian to me.
>>19035127
i wanna know where this is so i can move there
Started new thread >>19039298 since the image limit is close.
>>19021658
posting my copy. yours has a 2013 time stamp. The "meg" story is actually a bit older; likely from 2012.
>>19032950
strelok is the default anon name on 8/k/.
>>19039747
>anon tries to create pasta
>3/4 of the way through falls in love with his own character
>immediately changes the story into a tale of how he fake lost his virginity.
>>19038444
yeah i know the one he's talking about. he brought his grandpas gun to the party for shits (it was defunct but whatever) and she like finds where he lives, presumably for one of three things. returning the gun he left in the middle of the woods. Wantin sum more fuk. Or maybe something a bit more dubious.
wish I had it, but I hope my notes helps joke a lurkers memory.
>>19015005
I augmented the image to try and bring out what we're looking at. Looks more like an old man with a head way too tall for the body than some little nurse girl.
>>19039744
>>19036411
>>19036404
>>19036401
>>19036398
>>19036395
>>19036392
>>19036385
These shitty stories are all the same
>went innawoods with a group of friends to camp and drink
>having a good time
>go off for a walk
>suddenly notice a really bad smell
>friend goes missing
>comes back acting strangely
>tries to talk but it sounds like a dog trying to speak like a human
>got out of there
>gee whizz i dont know what happened to my friend and i didnt call the police
Anybody have the one where some dude tries banging the entity that keeps visiting him?
>>19035165
this would be a cool power to have desu, why make such a fuss outta it
>>19041378
Contribute or stop pointlessly bitching, faggot.
Blump
Posting a few things to maybe keep the thread going
>>19043490
This one is good
>>19043505
The thing about stories like these is that the unrealistic reactions ruin everything. No way would his dude have hung around his house with that thing there. He would've gotten out or at least called somebody to come over. Really ruins the immersion
>>19016931
that look disturbingly familiar
>>19044605
You'd be surprised, sometimes people are stupid. I had some spooky shit happen when I was like 13 and even though I was freaking the fuck out I didn't leave my house, just holed up in my room. Turned out to be mundane, but still.
Keeping this thread alive
>>19046365
We've hit the image limit :((((
this was a good thread
>>19035197
They were probably just BLM protesters
>>19015274
Respects to the based grandpa
Those were some awesome stories, I hope they're true. Mythologies and legends are fascinating . One thing though, I like how every Korean spirit can be pleased with food.
>>19032755
In 2006 so many Detainee Deaths due to Natural causes" has me thinking things
>>19024715
now that was a story
>>19032755
Holy shit dude
>>19015274
Have to keep my eye out for more of these
awesome thread, lots to read. I didn't get to contribute because i haven't been on /x/ in a bit, but i appreciated all the posts. Good reading material, enough to keeo one busy and occupied a while.
>>19050555
My trips agree. Thread is a winner.
>>19015967
nice crude storytelling; makes it all the more exciting
>>19042170
wew