Biggest Mandela effect yet: Bible change

So most of you probably know who Eminem is, right? He's one of the most recognized rappers in the world and is considered by some to be the greatest of all time. Except, that's not who he really is. You see, "Marshall Mathers" is actually a fake. I, Martrell Masterson, am the real Eminem. The Eminem in the current reality changed history to steal the title from me, and he is the one who started the Mandela Effect. First, let me give you some background about me. I was born and raised on the mean streets of Harlem with my friends John Benson and Lamont Coleman. We all decided to form a small rap group called "The Danger Zone", and we each came up with our rap names. Lamont became "Big L", John became "Wyte Boi", and I became "Eminem". We released some mixtapes and in 1998, we got noticed by Puffy. Puff wanted to sign us because he thought that we were so good that we could replace The Notorious B.I.G., who was murdered the year before. So, he signed us, and we recorded an album called "Devil's Night". The album went gold and we started to become more and more famous. Eventually, this guy named Biz Markie joined us. He also rapped as a character named "Biz Zarre". We thought that was a cool idea to rap as alter egos, so we came up with our own. Wyte Boi was "Kon Artis", L was "Proof", and of course, I was "Slim Shady". I later went on to make an album called "The Slim Shady LP" the following year. It went quadruple platinum and I instantly became a household name. Then I went on to release "The Martrell Masterson LP", which is mostly like the one in our current reality, but "The Real Slim Shady" wasn't on there. At a concert, I met this dude named Marshall Mathers, and we became friends. He always talked about wanting to be the first good white rapper (Wyte Boi wasn't good at all, we just kept him around because he was our friend). We were friends for a while until he had sex with my girlfriend. I beat his ass and we ceased the friendship.

>>19014960
In 2004, I became addicted to cocaine and I almost overdosed. I recovered, thankfully, and I started to write rhymes for my next album that I wanted to call "Relapse". Then, in 2009, as I woke up on Relapse's release date, I realized that I was in a one room apartment, and not the mansion that I had fallen asleep in. I also noticed a DVD on the nightstand right next to me. So I popped it into my DVD player, and it was a video that showed Marshall and a rapper named Dr. Dre building some sort of time machine along with some robots that were labeled "Bizarre", "Proof", "Kon Artis", "Bugz", "Kuniva", "Swift", "Mr. Porter", and "Fuzz Scoota" (you read that right, the other members of D12 are robots). Eventually, I found out that Biz Markie started rapping in the 80s, a group called NWA popularized gangsta rap in 1988, whereas in my timeline, The Firm did that in 1989. I found out that Wyte Boi was killed in an alleyway, and that Big L became the CEO of Flamboyant Entertainment, and was killed in a driveby. I listened to some "Eminem" songs and they we all my songs, just sung by Marshall. Except for one song: The Real Slim Shady. This song had many references to my life before rapping, such as a reference to the time I spit on someone's onion rings when I was working at Burger King. I think he did this just to taunt me. After about a year or so, I decided to rewatch the video again, but this time, there was another video on it, showing Nelson Mandela's dead body in his prison cell, then it changed to him standing in his cell. So, I have come to the conclusion that the time machine that Marshall and Dre built is somehow still active and is changing history. I checked the disc about a week ago and it is filled with examples such as the Volkswagen logo changing and the Berenstein Bears becoming the Berenstain Bears. Please believe me when I say the current Eminem created the Mandela Effect.

>>19014480
because our brains are so perfect, it has to be literally the rest of the universe that is wrong.

>Computers smelling bunny's talking deliciously today.
The destroyed key captures every socialist into a pursued transcript.

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>>19014480
>tfw you realize the Old Testament was written in English

Remember how the Pentagon attack on 9/11 yielded no causalities because it was being renovated at the time (luckily) on that particular wing? Well over a hundred died on this Earth.

We came from the Sagittarius arm Earth, and now we're are 80,000 light years closer to the galactic central point or core on the Orion Spur. The proof of the Mandela Effect, or whatever you wish to call it is in the stars.

>>19015054
>We came from the Sagittarius arm Earth, and now we're are 80,000 light years closer to the galactic central point or core on the Orion Spur.

Where do people come up with this stuff.

>>19015386
It's true. Even Neil Degrasse Tyson clearly states that Earth is on one of the Sagittarius arms of the Milky Way, but now he's wrong. He is wrong. Explain because we are actually on the Orion Spur.

And guess what? On the other Earth I had read about how the evil Satanic elites predicted that somehow we would be transported there and here we are.

We are on/in Saturn.

>>19015403
No, we're on a new Earth.

It is the true new world order.

The timeline was changed, so a doorway to another dimension, the 33rd dimension was opened. They did this by accessing the 9th dimension-that is where the manipulation takes place.

>>19015403
please elaborate.

>>19015393
Can you cite when elites said we would be transported?

>>19015428
No, it's simply something that stuck out among their many sick and twisted claims. I think I stumbled onto it when I was investigating the occult meanings behind George H.W. Bush's "Thousand Points of Light" speech. Rabbit hole-grade. Sorry! At any rate I read it several years ago, ten sounds correct.

>remembering things differently than other people
>UHHHH IT'S BECAUSE A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR IS CHANGING TIMELEINES!?1?

no wonder people don't like this board |:<

>>19015559
Go back to /pol/

Please.

Is my memory really so shit? No, it is the universe that is wrong.

>>19015393
>On the other Earth I had read about how the evil Satanic elites predicted that somehow we would be transported there and here we are.

What are the differences between that "old" Earth and this "new" one?

HUUUUUUGE Mandela Effect:
You know the Banjo Kazooie/Tooie games for N64? Remember all the funny dialogue? Gruntilda's rhyming, Kazooie's smartass remarks, Banjo chastising Kazooie... Fans of the games can probably hear some of it in their heads right now clear as a bell.

BUT WAIT...

Upon closer inspection, the game's characters speak no dialogue AT ALL. Instead, they make only grunting noises! The dialogue is text-only!!!!!!!

See for yourself!

https://youtu.be/lKTfs-OPaqc

>>19016007
Everyone knows they grunted
You have to be 18 to post here

>>19016007
They never talked.

>>19014960
>>19014966
R u avin' a laff m8?

>>19015570
Many /x/ users agree that of all cuckery and roleplaying on this board the mandella is the most outrageous...

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>>19014966
This is why /x is the laughing stock of 4chan

>>19015428
read hidden hand interview on above top secrets a couple years ago.

>>19014966
Eminem has always been Eminem.

I forget which emperor he was cloned from though.

>>19018224
No mean feat.

>>19015844
Our physical anatomy was a bit different on the Sagittarius belt
Not huge changes, but changes nonetheless
Our heart and kidneys positions have moved slightly
Humans of the Orion belt have rugged bone structure including bones we did not have on Old Earth
You have a stronger vertibre which connects to the brain a bit differently then ours
Your skills have a bone structure behind the eyes where ours did not
The so called lizard brain is much larger then what we were use to on Sagittarius Earth
And your tail bone is much thicker and more prominent
Interesting differences as we both followed a similar yet very different path of evolution

>>19018500
Skulls

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You remember when Australia wasn't so close to Papua New Guinea

>>19018500

So when did our Earth transfer to the Orion belt?

>>19014480
>fuckton of translations/versions
>Mandigo effect
choose one faggot

>>19015054
>Remember how the Pentagon attack on 9/11 yielded no causalities because it was being renovated at the time (luckily) on that particular wing? Well over a hundred died on this Earth.

I didn't believe this when I first read it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_77
>They deliberately crashed the plane into the Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia, near Washington, D.C., killing all 64 people on board, including the five hijackers and six crew, as well as 125 people in the building.

The past is fucking mutable

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>>19014480
They know they fucked up. I don't think they give a shit. We'll just have to push.

>>19018647
>The past is fucking mutable

Fucking McFly messing with the past.

But in a serious note, this is indeed interesting.. next time I'm gonna read only one tower was hit on 9/11 or something.

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>>19018647
This is getting super weird. When do you think it will all catch up, and totally melt down reality? Kek. Anyone who didn't sign on for a death trip is on the wrong timeline. The toys go winding down. Last chance.

>>19016007
Fuck you and your dumb ass video.

>>19018571
2012 not sure the exact day

>>19014480
>CERN-induced timeline shifting is a hellava drug.

I'm convinced this is why we got the "Trump wins" timeline. Shit's fucked.

>>19018797

December 21st?

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>>19018647
wait wasn't there a conspiracy about pentagon not actually being attacked on 9/11
someone pls confirm this

>>19018534
I think I remember when New Zealand was north east of Australia. Also, South America was further west than it is today.

>>19019192
It's part of the conspiracy that 9/11 was committed in part by the US government, using explosives, and that there were no planes involved whatsoever.

>>19019247
>and that there were no planes involved whatsoever.

That's retarded.. I'm all for the idea that 9/11 was an inside job, but saying no planes were involved is stupid. It was shown LIVE on TV when the second plane hit the second tower.. you're telling me that was CGI or something? The best CGI in 2001 looked like Shrek. Lots of people saw the planes too.

>>19019276
The Pentagon footage is what Anon is talking about. It is somewhat less clear.

>>19018797
So, what was it like when you transferred?

>>19018797
In your old earth, did mohamed Ali die a lot earlier than 2016

>>19019486

Oh.. makes sense. Now I feel like a complete idiot.

Were there ever any interviews with the families that died in the plane crash? I doubt they're all actors?

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>>19019247
thanks for clearing it up for a second i started to believe mandela effect is more then side effect of being baked

How do we know who transferred and who was born here naturally? Ignore the shills in this thread. The Mandela Effect is real.

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I have to say, at first I thought the "Mandela Effect" was just a bunch of soft-heads remembering shit wrong. Seriously,
>thinking Nelson Mandela died in prison BEFORE he even became President
>getting the Shaq movie Kazaam mistaken for a nonexistent Sinbad movie called Shazam
>BernSTEIN? Retard.

But then you hit me with the 9/11 Pentagon thing... Now that one I DO seem to remember having no ground casualties.

>>19019507
Accute mental and physical pain
Followed by chronic ailments
On the plus side Orion bodies are quite sturdy
In the sense you can really tell they are built for survival, brutish almost

>>19019708

So old Earth (Sagittarius) humans are a bunch of frail pussies and new Earth (Orion) people are masterrace?

I'd probably be an alpha on old Earth... TAKE ME BACK.

>>19019510
Sorry can't help you on that one
Not a boxing fan

>>19019733
Ha! Old Earth was more intellectual and spiritual
I remember hearing the theory of a habitable planet in Orion
But yes if we invaded it would not have been in our favor

>>19018571

Never you fucking retard. You can literally go out and see Orion (and his belt) in the fucking night sky.

Jesus fucking Christ you people are retarded as fuck.

>>19016007
They always grunted you fucking idiot

>>19019761
Oh dear he still thinks he's on the outskirts of the milky way
Have I got news for you

>>19019596
Fucking wrekt

Pikachu had a black mark on his tail tail

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>>19015393
>evil Satanic elites
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Like, that exist in your time? Won't post their name but is it 5 letters and starts with a D?

>>19018647
It's always been like that. You just remembered it incorrectly.

>>19019792
That one didn't phase me either. Looked up some pics with a black mark added and it looked wrong.

>>19014480
You jumped timelines, OP. There was a timeline jump the other week.

>>19019851
Chic-Fil-A

>>19019596
Interview with The Vampire

Red Hot Chili Peppers, "City of Angel."

there's two that got me.

>>19019761
>You can literally go out and see Orion (and his belt) in the fucking night sky.

What the hell are you talking about? If I went outside, I'd either see the sun in the day or the moon and a bunch of stars at night. Not "Orion" and its belts.

And you call me a retard..

Cool roleplaying thread guys

>>19014966

Well Im convinced

>>19019878
That one didn't do it either. But I'm looking at some more examples and the following got me:

>Vicks VAPOrub
>OXIclean
>JCPennEy
>VW logo letters not crisscrossing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Lt9yUf-VY

This CERN video is what convinced me something is definitely fishy (@ 2:31). Its like they're taunting us. The video was originally released in November 2013, about a month before Nelson Mandela died. Bond 1 refers to the first person to portray James Bond on screen, Barry Nelson.

>>19014480
Remember when Pandora had a jar?

>>19019247
>>19019276
>>19019192
>>19019566
I don't think its fair to lump everything into "the" 9/11 conpiracy. Every one you ask is going to have a different interpretation of the events that took place. No doubt some of the more outlandish theories are disinfo. But the idea that the official narrative is basically correct is laughable to anyone that has honestly looked into it. Just look at building 7 collapsing. Its so obviously a controlled demolition. Tons of videos show the bombs going off. But we're told to believe that it collapsed from debris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJBUedWFJ40

>>19019192
Nothing was attacked on 9/11, everything was attacked on 9/10, the news wasn't able to report until the next day because of media lockdown.

>>19020016
what about the live video footage?

>>19019967
KEK, I do not like the constrast of this place's eeriness to that video. That was almost too much

>>19020026
>what about the live video footage?
>live
Unless you were a cameraman at ground zero please don't spread false information

>>19020043
shill

>>19019095

Two scoops?

>>19020043
I was 18 on a trip to NYC before starting college in January. I was hitting several cities just for experience. I was 9 blocks away when the planes hit. It was 9/11. Now dispute me you fuck.

>>19019757
Did we have the same life expediencies on old earth as we do on new earth? And what do you believe in new earth environment cause our organs to shift so slightly? How are we more biologically advantageous due to these changes?

>>19018534
you are a dumb cunt.
Australia was always close to Paupa New Guinea
It's not the mandela effect, it's you being retarded.
The fact we are so close made Japan a huge threat in WW2 because they could easily jump over, Kokoda exists.

>>19014480
lions, wolves and leopards are not indigenous to israel. and rome wouldnt waste time moving exotic beast through israel. the trip by land is to long and that means more food. that means some one has to clean the cages more often. they would have left a port in egypt or in the case of a wolf never entered the middle east

also there were no matches of gladatorial combat involving exotic beast oout side of romes heart. a waste of money

oh yea your referencing the wrong line. got a little off topic

>>19014966
>>19014960
do you live in FL?

BREAKING NEW MANDELA EFFECT:

You know the popular ice cream cake company? What is it called, if you thought Caravel you're wrong, in this reality it's Carvel. WTF

>>19020660
Stop lying.

>>19014960
ma nigga L.... why you shifting timelines son
got me stressin

Aeris from FInal Fantasy Vii is now Aerith.

>>19014480
There is no Mandela effect, but there is something similar.

When you wish for something, conciously or not, it comes to pass in your experience. Then an explanation appears if you search for it.

So there's a bit of truth to your effect, but you're also working in a microbiology lab with shit on your hands.

As in, by searching for mandela effects you're forcing confirmations into existence and deprinving yourselves of the full mechanism.

>>19019794
ah, needlessly, inexplicably cryptic bullshit larping
the best kind of posts

>>19020660
No ones even heard of either you pathetic retard go back to your backwater shit corner with crap ice cream companies you hoard in the freezer of your beat ass low income housing

>>19014480
The Sun used to be

>>19018534
>>19019238
Rllynikkas
There are these things called maps
there are diffrent kinds of them

>>19020660
That's nothing. I got the mandela effect of the century. You know Kit-Kat, but the dash in it never existed, it's just KitKat. A common mandela effect in itself, but I remember it even more weirdly. I remember it being named KiteKat before someone corrected me and told me it was always Kit-Kat, and now the dash is gone from that. Has anyone else experienced a mandela effect inside a mandela effect like that, or am I just a unique case here?

>>19020908
I always thought it was Kikekat too. No dash was reality altering

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>>19020318
TWO SKEWPS?!

>>19019967
this is legit weird, the guys has a piece of paper written with pencil which he moves around his face but the two placards around his neck are done with markers and shit. why would the piece of paper saying "we are happy @ cern" which is the title of the video but the placards are all done up to catch the eye. also he has a jigsaw puzzle piece poster behind him wtf kinda hint is that. this is also a 3-5 second clip out of an almost 4 minute video.

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>>19014960
>>19014966

>>19019967
does that sign say Mandela? oh fuck they blew us up and we dont even know it.

>>19020693
>When you wish for something, conciously or not, it comes to pass in your experience. Then an explanation appears if you search for it.

Isn't this called synchronicity?

The manipulation of reality.. but it's mostly on a personal level. It doesn't always affect other individuals.

>>19020463
Life span seems the same
As far as structural differences I can only speculate that perhaps humans of Orion spent more time as Hunter gatherers
But I really don't know, that's just a theory of mine

>>19021688
Yes, synchronicity, law of attraction, "energy flows where attention goes", it's all the same phenomena of consciousness engaging with it's environment and either willfully manipulating it (either benevolently or malevolently) or going with the flow of it, and every part of the spectrum in between. Basically just God's Plan in action, sometimes He wants you to do it yourself, sometimes He wants you to go with the flow and sometimes you are pushed against it.

There are no coincidences.

>>19019931
>febreeze
>now it's febreze

>>19014480
Anyone else remember the timeline where President Freddie Mercury liberated Atlantis from the Martians while riding a laser-guided napalm shark?

>>19021720
>There are no coincudences.
Except when people put their awareness into mindsets that see two otherwise synchronized events arising from unrelated causes. Then, from that perspective, there are coincidences.

This is actually a useful metric, for fusing two fractured wordlines into one. Just find the perspective where the causation of the fracture isn't visible. Or in layman terms, shrug it off and don't think about it.

>>19016007
They never talked u retard. They always made noises and you had to read what they were saying. Some serious autism going on in here.

>>19015570
The fuck does his post have to do with /pol/? There's a pretty distinct lack of "GAS THE KIKES! NUKE THE RAGHEADS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" in it.

>>19021740
>Except when people put their awareness into mindsets that see two otherwise synchronized events arising from unrelated causes. Then, from that perspective, there are coincidences.

True, though then I guess it is also true that any given event never ceases to be of both realities, significant and mundane.

>>19019967
>>19020034
>>19021647
>>19021671
This shit is so strange, I'm gonna investigate further.

>>19020908
Yes you are the special little snowflake you always wanted to be

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>>19020016
FUCKIGN SAGE. STOP REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19019967
@ 0:27, Guanyin refrence?

>In the Karandavyuha Sutra, Avalokiteshwara is called "The One With A Thousand Arms and Thousand eyes" and is described as superior to all Gods and Buddhas of the Indian pantheon. The Sutra also states that "it is easier to count all the leaves of every tree of every forest and all the grains of sand in the universe than to count the blessings and power of Avalokiteshwara". This version of Avalokiteshwara with a thousand arms depicting the power of all Gods also shows various Buddhas in the crown depicting the wisdom of all Buddhas

what did they mean by this

>>19019890
The we are the champions song no longer says OF THE WORLD at the end of it.

>>19023165
The vinyl copy does.

I remember that hulk comic where he is the last being on earth and these giant bugs come and attack and eat him every time he regenerates right. But I distinctly remember the bugs eating everything instead of leaving the bones and some organs. What I remember is there is a little piece of skin left over and that is what he regenerates from. Apparently the hulk can be killed now..

>>19023933

You remember wrong.

They are supposed to be reminiscent of carrion beetles that will consume everything and leave perfectly cleaned bones behind.

People who preserve bones or use bones in art use the beetles to easily and quickly clean them.

>>19018797
>>19019708
did you get this info from some site? if so, could you link it here please?

you're seriously creeping me out cause your story sounds very similar to mine, I want to know more