Ok so i seriously know a real life super human. This guy that

>>19008357

If you've seen this happen so many times, then certainly you could have recorded just a 5 second video of it happening even once. Right?

So go ahead and post the video. Or even a photo.

>>19008357
get off the meth anon

>>19008362
this. post some actual evidence of this thing you've supposedly witnessed dozens of times. even though i know you'll say something like "oh my phone is broken" "oh i dont have a camera" or whatever.

if you're going to LARP at least put effort into it, /x/ already has more than its share of worthless stories written by junior high kids

>>19008357
Actually, it is not an H... it is his peoples symbol for being open to gay sex

>>19008366
its bath salts and flint michigan tap water probably

>>19008362
Tbh other than the tree incident it was all so small and so quick by the time i would have even thought to try to catch it it would have been over. But I'll get some real proof one day. I just need to be in fucking camera mode every time I'm anywhere near this guy.

>>19008400
sure thing son

>>19008357
GET CAMERA AND TAPE IT, THEN COME BACK. WE WILL WAIT.

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>>19008357

>>19008357
Seek mental help immediately.

This shit right here is why we aren't all juggling cars with stolen forbidden wizard knowledge right now.

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Did the symbol look like this?

>>19008411
When you see something unbelieveable you become fixated on it. Your first thought isnt to whip out a camera

>>19008555
yes. of course. that's why you don't have any photos or videos. sure.

>>19008546
Well the hook is a little bit like the commie sickle so almost. But no. It's on the other side and is a thin curved hook.

>>19008559
Im not the other anon, im just telling you why there arent alot of pictures and videos of supernatural or extraterrestrial stuff

>>19008563
Draw, pic and post.

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>>19008668
I'm a shit artist and have no pen on me but it looks sorta like this.

>>19008708
Fucking hell. That pic is sideways. It's like an H and the curved bit is on the left

>>19008712
Have you thought of setting up a scenario where'd he'd have to use his powers? Like hitting him with your car?

>>19008357
>I've caught him lifting a fridge like an empty cardboard box
Same as that guy who built coral castle... neighbour's reported exact same shit... took the secret to his grave, though.

>>19008719
Honestly I've thought about something like that only less extreme. But i don't know if he's got anything else going on. Just because he's crazy strong it doesn't mean he's also impervious. He might be completely normal in that regard for all i know.

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>>19008708

Possibly a stylized version of pices, the horoscopic symbol?

>>19008737
It could be. But the hook thing is very obvious like it's there for a reason. But it could be an artistic take on it. I don't know much about astrology.

>>19008357
Anon, please keep the secret. Don't record him. The world is not ready. He will be exploited to say the least.

>>19008572
Good point. I retract my sarcasm and apologize.

>>19008357
Scientifically, humans only use a fraction of their bodies' true power. Perhaps he's found some way to unlock it.

Regardless, it's nice to see those little hints that superhumans may actually exist. Have you considered broaching the subject in conversation? If he's done it in front of you, maybe he doesn't feel any particular compulsion to keep it secret.

>>19008832

This wasn't me, I don't know who the fuck this is nor why someone would pretend they were me in this awkward LARP thread.

My point stands directed at the OP. He's had ample chances to photograph this if he really wants to present it.

>>19008848
That's true, but the 'reserve power' is extremely dangerous to use all the time like this guy is apparently using.

OP, does he look older then he actually is? Complain of pain in his joints and muscles? Unless he has extreme endurance too he's probably going to die young.

>>19008851

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>19008883
Is it this exact symbol ?

>>19008869
I've heard stories of a guy in Ikebukuro who used that reserve power so much that his bones kept breaking and regrowing stronger until he was basically superhuman. Could be the same thing.

>>19008357
Set up a hidden camera facing his house.

>>19008986
That is highly expensive and impractical.

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>>19008883
@HubPagesDotCom

>>19008894
uh, shizuo?

>>19009023
IzaaaaayaaAAAAAA

>>19009008
>highly expensive and impractical
>you can get all that electronics for $10 from china

>>19009097
Or an old cellphone taking time lapse pictures every second or two... duhhh.

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>>19008720
cool shit, forgot about the coral
castle. thanks for reminding me

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>>19008357
Kinda like this OP?

Hes the demifiend right?

>>19008357
>sigil for super strength on chest

Tell me more about this, is this theoretically possible with sigils?

No. Just no.

Great Gama

Dynamic Tension

These are your hints

>>19008727
Do it. Hopefully once you kill him you'll free yourself from your delusions. Also post more stories or something I'm interested. Tell us more about him

>>19008727
>Florida man high on meth runs over neighbor claiming he is superman

>>19008357
Pics or it didn't fucking happen.

>>19008814
'It' has already begun. You shouldn't film people period without their permission in general because really- it's just rude.

>>19008883
It looks a little like this bit not exactly.

>>19008869
He looks normal for his age other than being extremely tall. He's not like a body builder kinda builtfat manual labor type. Never hear him bitch about any joint pain.

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I remember lifting a car once with one arm, I was shocked and I've never been able to do it since

I think stuff like that is out there but its more of a hidden potential of the human body thing.
like a chimps size vs his strength. or the stories you hear about a mother lifting a car to free their trapped baby because of an adrenaline rush

but stopping an oak tree falling? nah.

>>19010021
He's a pretty normal guy except for the few times I've seen the crazy shit. He does have a few occult books but he's not like /x/ teir obsessed about it. He makes really cool metal stuff and works some mudane day job when he's not selling that stuff. The only other thing about him that's even a little weird is he can drink a shitload of alcohol without getting drunk. I've seen him get pretty wasted but it takes him about a 12 pack and half a bottle of whiskey to get there. Also I'm kinda sure i heard him and his wife fucking in his yard but that's probably normal married people stuff.

>>19010814
Kekked