Pet Snail

I hope its non-toxic paint

gotta protect it from evil sprites first. That means a circle of salt.

>>19006346
Don't. That shit seeps through the shell and will make the snailbro ill.

>>19006362
I've looked in to it and I'm gonna use nontoxic paints. I bought some that are safe :)

>>19006346
People have pet snails? I've heard of hermit crabs but not snails.

>>19006357
must do this if you really want to protect your buddy from evil and give him a happy life.

>>19006346
Boy are snails creepy

>>19006346
Paint releases fumes. I don't think even painting a long life symbol would save him from that.

>>19006357
>>19006437

Bad idea.

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>>19006395
Yes they do

i can not see the appeal in it, unless you want to put it on your dick but then you have bigger issues

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only acceptable modern snail meme magic runes.
powered by litteraly any child that seen the movie and believed.

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>>19006346
Ahhhh Kos... Or some say Kosm, do you hear our prayers?

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>>19006346

>>19006346
I've had snails/slugs as pets before. They're voracious eaters and crap a ton! All slugs are cannibals. I haven't observed cannibalistic behavior in snails though.

>>19006446
Are those yours?

How do you keep them. Can we see a picure of their environment.

>>19007453
took me a second

>>19006446
> imagining a snail slowly crawling up the underside of your penis, taking its time as it rubs across your frenulum and rounds the tip before it goes back down again.

Tbqh I get it, I wouldn't do it, but I get it.

>>19006346
You don't have to. The snail's shell itself is the Fibonacci symbol correlating to pantheism.

>>19006357
Fucking Kek

>>19008029

Bro, he said right in his post that he doesn't see the appeal in people having pet snails. They aren't his.

>>19008307
It's just a spiral you faggot. Golden Ratio's prevalence in nature and it's supposed relationship with beauty is extremely overrated.

>>19008878
Why does the spiral form in the first place then?

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>>19006346
This is a pretty chill good luck Hindu sign that will bring good things to you and your snail.

>>19006357
This is gold

>>19006346
The Phallus is a good symbol for fertility and prosperity.

>>19008878
Kek. Well said.

>>19007453
why have you done this!?

>>19008029
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>>19008878
It's meaning is much deeper than an expression of natural beauty.

>>19008011
Holy crap really? Slugs are so goofy. Now I'm picturing them eating each other.

>>19009244
Fibonacci is beautiful. I think Anon was baiting you.

>>19006346

Why don't you decorate him like a sports car?

>>19009251
ya maybe but people really do believe/not believe all kinds of shit on /x/

>>19009246
You think that's goofy you should look up how slugs give birth. I saw that in real life on my porch one night and I honestly thought it was an alien.

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rate my suggestion

>>19009270
what a fail-snail, any fledgling wizard could dispel those flimsy scribbles!

>>19009336
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER FEGOT

>>19006357
Noice. Used to be favorite pastime growing up.

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>>19006346
Just hold it

This Is a wholesome thread. I hope your snail has many fortunes In his life.

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>>19008878
it's a symbol anon, don't oversimplify it

>>19007019

>2017
>not wearing a mensis cage

>>19008289
someone post the "dual snailjob" pic

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try this one snail bro

>>19006442
False.
Snails are adorable rain buddies. Sometimes a small leaf will stick to them and they have to wiggle into their shell to remove it; if you don't find that endearing you are heartless.

>>19009125
Structural integrity. You can do the calculus if you don't take my word for it, it's just the result of snails with weaker shells getting crushed more and not passing on the weak shell design.

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>>19006346
>paint his shell
we need something more extreme for this beast

>>19011341
i looked up this rune and it went to some random faggo, what can you tell me about it's origin?

>>19011649
There are easier ways to confirm this for me

>>19009270
mine is still the best, if you stick that rune on his shell he'll be a boss little wizard. that's an elegant sigil you nigs

Why not just make a protection symbol at the bottom of the snail's bedding so you don't accidentally poison it?

>>19007453
Dont lewd the snail!
This is a worksafe board!

>>19011850
weapontosurpassmetalgear.gif

>>19011341
>>19012428
I'm not the guy who posted it, but it looks like a "Jera" Rune, old Norse stuff.
http://runesecrets.com/rune-meanings/jera

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Put Hecate's symbol on it. That way, when it dies, it'll come back as a spooky ghost snail.

>>19006395
I had pet snails in my aquarium to clean up after my pet fish.

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>>19009132
"You know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right."

>>19016624
Just don't complain when he is not slow anymore and he starts flying around killing people.

bumping this back up because we need SNAIL RESULTS. RESnULTS!!!