Hey /x/, how do I go about summoning a SUCCubus?

>>19003092
Well first, you're going to need to find an apoc server you fucking knob
Chop chop

>>19003098
Fuck off, Morky is the party leader and he went to get pizza.

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>>19003101
If 5 star rank for all the eternal life recruits then Morky is forgiven?

Pic is, "Frank Gorenc".

i chuckled
good OP

top keks m8

I've tried everything I've seen in this board for years, and nothing seems to work, I see the same shit blogs every thread, the same 2 or 3 versions of how it works and the same retards saying it's dangerous and how some random friend died because he fucked a succubus.

Unless you can make one up like a tulpa, pretty sure they do not exist.

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>>19003092
>>19003320
>Guide to summon a succubus:
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/

>Books about succubus:
https://myspiritlover.com/

>Succubus Blogs:
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com
https://asuccubuslovesme.blogspot.com
https://succubuscollective.wordpress.com

>>19003092
Don't they kill you after they're done using you as a fucktoi?

>>19003839
yup, all garbo, none of those work

>>19003897
really? i was interested in those, fuck. is there any legit way?

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>>19003839
>https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/

> If you cannot use a candle/tea light then at least use a dim light.A fireproof bowel

> a fireproof bowel

> bowel

Instructions unclear. Summoned incubus and now I'm farting fire.

>>19003839
The only thing in these threads that is somewhat useful. Cheers anon.

>>19003839
> fireproof bowel