THEY

>>19001296
>literally microwaving someone's skull
Well I guess the Fucking tin foil hats won't work too well, will they?

Mind Control

TY.
Saving those reg patent numbers.

WTF Who knows what they have been manufacturing since then

mk ultra indeed...

>>19001321
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>>19001343
You know we can see how many posters are in this thread right?

mammalian auditory responses. quaint.

>>19001288
OP can you link us a source

it's interesting stuff, and it'd be neat to try to make one and see what it does.

however, in this and all spooky patent threads on /x/, it's important to remember that literally any fucktard can get a patent for anything. it doesn't prove these objects have been "manufactured", or that they're being used against us without our knowledge. it doesn't even suggest that the machines in question work.

you could draw up fantastic plans for a steampunk chair that runs on fairy dust and lets you summon extraterrestrials to lick your bum, then pay the money and submit the plans to get a patent. nobody checks to make sure the machine works or ever could work, they just check to make sure it isn't a rip-off of somebody else's patent.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netahtml/PTO/patimg.htm

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>>19001288
LIVE

>>19001523
>someone makes a box that recognizes the commercial and automatically saying the word

>>19001529
>The fact that this is a real patent for sheep people.

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>>19001535
Skipable ads are already a thing where they make you perform some task related to the brand or product, this is just a variant that relies on a vocal task. These types of ads don't work, and died out rapidly. Associating your brand or product with a chore is horrible from a marketing standpoint.

/x/ never heard of monroe... sounds about right for this board of paranormal "experts"

>>19001311
You found a diamond, it looks like.

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>>19001600
If that's 1994, I shudder to think what we have now.

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2003

>>19001288
Wow you guys are ridiculously paranoid. There are patents on all sorts of nonsense.

>>19002410
>This

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>>19003830
eye-to-eye stalkers

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>>19003832
dishtv^^

Yeah.. Its called white noise