ITT: Creepy shit that you had happen to you

>>18996989
Got my dick succ'd by a poltergeist once.

Shit was creepy as fuck man.

Poltergeists don't suck dick you moron

>>18996989
Lived in a paranormal house. Not ghosts and the like, but bad energy. Like the place was cursed. But it was definitely a bad or black energy. Pets died, and it was always something related to the house. Weird place. Tried to look it up on Google earth and I think someone leveled it.

>>18997926
Also, it was in the Midwest. And when there were bad storms the drains make a suction noise because the air pressure drops so fast. In that house they did anyway. And thunder would shake the whole house. Serious storms. Where the sky turns green.

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>>18996989
Is that metal mario looking out the window?

>>18997912
Maybe you just never had one find you attractive enough.
>tfw no poltergeist gf

>>18997934
shit nigga i used to live in texas green skies always meant some fucked up weather

lived in an apartment complex in Michigan with a forest behind it. There were trails and shit the kids used to play on but I always felt a bad vibe about it. It wasn't huge, and near enough to roads that you should've been able to hear normal civilization noise, but it was always unearthly-quiet and felt like something was watching you.