God is a prankster. He deliberately tries to goof on you.

>>18994738
you're really pulling shit on me here

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>>18994738
Which god?

You are God.

This is all a dream.

You don't need to wake up if you don't want to.

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>>18994738
Son, this is mega god. Stop playing with your humans and go to bed.

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>>18995075
Loki

>>18995181

Being God seems like an awfully big responsibility. I'm going to sleep in some more.

um those are some really fucked up pranks.

>>18994738
That's a plus. With half the shit I've pulled over the years at least He has a sense of humor.

>>18994738
Well he did make us

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actually loves u though