So, is there a way a cat can turn into a human? Asking for a friend.

>>18992524
reincarnation is the only plausible method that comes to mind.

Go to sleep, Morgana.

>>18992524
No, if you want to fuck your cat you have to do it the old fashioned way.

>>18992524
Eat it and incorporate its molecular structure into your own being.

>>18992524
are you really that stupid?

>>18992524
Selective environmental pressures and a couple million years could turn a cat into a species that is remarkably similar to humans. Does that count?

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>>18992524
Yes, but it would still be a selfish, narcissistic, asshole cat inside. If it's a girl cat no one will notice.

(note cat in background of pic, being useless)

No anon, your secret is safe. That cat you fingered will never be able to tell anyone.

>>18993285

Ofc. There was no given deadline.

Yes, but it will be long thing, possibly a year, and would require some outside help.

Step 1. Find a guy from your city anonymously and bond some degree of trust with him
Step 2. Ask him to read some literature on hypnosis. Do read some too, self-hypnotize for a while, to know what it is, get there easy.
Step 3. Let him hypnotize you (your friend) into an courageous, outgoing man with high self-esteem.
Step 4. Go get yourself a weird girl that will pretend she was a cat for shits and giggles
Step 5. Your hypnotherapist meanwhile steals your cat and sends it to Australia (or US if you're aussie) so you can never meet it again
Step 6. He hypnotises you again, making you believe your new girlfriend originated as your cat. Congratulations, you did it

>>18992524
Only if its persona is in other dimension. You must join the phantom thieves for that. Only 36.25% of people believe they exist though.

>>18993452
no one cares about what you hate

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