Spell to modify the body

Look at some porn and your dick will magically get bigger

>>18992057
Tried this and it worked.
Wore off after a minute or 2?
Any ways to make this spell last longer?

>>18992054
It's called exercise.

>>18992057
Fucking kek'd

>>18992054
Okay so put both your palms on the ground and the front of your feet as well. With your arms bent and your chin barely above the ground slowly push yourself above the ground and straighten your arms. While doing this you gotta count and repeat the process. The higher the number the bigger you get

lifting stones
eating the flesh of animals
pushing down the earth while laying down to levitate your body (the more you do it the faster you will levitate)

i heard if you find peers to talk and interact with face to face, this boosts your magical powers, otherwise known as hormones.

dont you realize science is "magic"?

you will never be a girl you faggot

>>18992054

Find a set of hexagonal metal plates bonded to one another via an iron rod. Grasp this device in your hand and lift it a myriad of ways. Do this for the other side of your body as well.

This is the Ritual of Swole.

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Use the mind muscle connection.
Visualize how you want your body to look in your minds eye.
Than put in the work so that it may manifest.

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>>18992190
>dont you realize science is "magic"?

This. Anon knows what's up. Magic is technology that science has yet to explain.

>>18992218
Sometimes they are disks instead of hexagons.

>>18992054
OP is a fatass

>>18992178
Haha

Hormones anon, hormones are the only way.

>>18992210
Kek!