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Last night I had a dream that I got raped by Alex Jones. What does it mean?
Can provide more details.

I had a super vivid dream that I met a woman, we hit it off, then something changed and I spent the rest of the time trying to get her back. I literally went through days of time in the dream where I would go to sleep and wake up only to continue experiencing the event develop. It was super intense; so much so I'm exhausted today and woke up really late.

>>18990100
I had this really weird dream i was outside traveling with this dude on a dirt path in the middle of nowhere. I see these sort of prickly vines everywhere along the path. Spiders start climbing out of the vines . The spiders look like black widows except there abdomens are completely red. We manage to kill a whole bunch of spiders. The dream cuts out me and my friend are small we are inside a giant womans house. We are the size of small dolls this giant ugly fat lady puts us in a toy car and plays with us. I seduce her idk how she makes me bigger. We go to her room and i have to fuck her. She so fat I look down while im doing the deed big mistake gross asshole covered in hair and shit nasty skin. Dick goes limp and i pretend i finished i look at my dick and its bent with the tip reaching all the way to the base of the shaft. Go to living room shes talking on the phone. Tell her i need to go to town and buy a guitar to trick her to let me leave. Shes talking to her man she is skinny now her mans yelling at her on the phone and shes crying. My buddy or companion is back to normal too. Never got to see this dudes face or body just blurred or blacked out. Dream ends

>>18990161
>means that you are close to see through the lies of bill jones , or alex hicks.

let it got anon ,taked as a lesson learn and dont waste time with revenge.

>>18990584
Revenge? There isn't anyone or anything I want revenge for, anon.

My dreams are about 50% mundane 50% sex fantasies.
Example: last night's dream
At home on a day off, bored, dreading going to work tomorrow, dildo in hand, "wait what" forget about it, dog shows up, fuck the dog, wake up.
It's usually like that sometimes all fantasy, sometimes all random every day shit like dropping my phone.

I had a dream a while ago that I keep thinking about.
It's only a short dream.
My sister and I were exploring an abandoned old house (which in real life was the priest's house where we used to go to church). Upon exploring this house we found a large ornate door which lead to a room covered in satanic graffiti. my sister was freaking out so we decided to leave but was stopped by a girl made entirely of blood. She was not aggressive in any way but instructed us to look out the nearby window. Looking out the window we saw a large purple tornado tearing through the town.

pretty meh but for some reason this dream has stuck with me.

I go to this church. When I walk in you can go right or left. On the right is a sign that says believers. On the left non-believers. I go left. As do most of the people. I walk down a hall way and enter a chapel. On the left wall is a book. A giant book on a podium. I immediately get emotional when I walk in here. There are people sitting in the pews and women wearing all white sitting in front of them on like a stage, very similar to a mormon chapel. The women all have collars on there white dresses. One of them looks like my grandma. The priest or whatever is blessing the people, one at a time and sending them to read something from the book. It is there calling and weather this church is right for them or not. I never got called up but since my grandma was there I walked up to talk to her. I don't remember what happened but I get the feeling the priest told me that either I wasn't ready or it wasn't the right church for me. Like, I'm not one of the higher conscious good beings that are here to fight the high conscious bad beings. It was sad

i had a dream where there was a infinite table with infinite chairs and plates and stuff, and on each chair there was a magpie perched on it. i felt the sudden need to sit down at this table so i brought my family over and we all sat down. i was then thrown into a void where god spoke to me and told me i need to be punished. the punishment lasting all eternity.

>>18990100
I have a recurring dream of being chased by a demonic were-ram/satyr thing and waking up to see myself in the mirror with its eyes.

>>18990161
>Last night I had a dream that I got raped by Alex Jones.
What was that like? I hear his cum tastes like whiskey & KFC.

Every night for the past 3 months I have been dreaming that I had powers that no man has, in my dream I create world upon world endlessly. I watch as the infinite places I create drift off into nothingness like credits at the end of a movie.

Why do I keep having this dream?

>>18990100
I once had a dream about looking in my bathroom mirror and seeing a third eye on my forehead. Reminded me of this card. I suddenly got a feeling of fear mixed with the sensation that everything is surreal.
Only dream I can still somewhat remember. It's been a while since I've remembered a dream.

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>I wake up in my bed in my own house
>Go outside and see a girl lying on my front lawn crying in pain, saying someone shot her
>Go into my house and grab a first aid kit
>Do some WWI tier field medicine and pull the bullet out
>It's the size of an 8 ounce can
>After I bandage her up she says she should bring me to her house
>After walking down the road for awhile she brings me to the biggest house I ever seen
>When inside, I see people I know, friends and family
>I also see trees that look a thousand years old but she avoids the question when I ask her about it
>She brings me to the wine cellar where we drank and ate cheese
>Then a door opens, someone shouts and I wake up

I'm not even sure who she was. Never knew anyone with her face

Another one i had last night

>Chilling with qt3.14 in my living room
>Hear pounding on the door
>Grab a knife
>Open the door
>Try to stab the guy pounding at my door
>Arms are made out spaghetti and just flop off of him
>He chuckles, pulls out a gun and shoot me
>wake up

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>>18990969
Note: I am a dummy.

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>>18990829
Sorry anon I didn't taste his cum so I can't offer much detail on that aspect.
However he was very aggressive as you can imagine. I tried to make him stop but he was too strong.

I don't think I'll ever be able to see him in the same light again because that was one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had in my life. I still remember every detail.

>>18990100
Had a doosey I posted about a month ago.

>be in dream
>smoking in car with brother and his friend by soccer field in park
>suddenly a plane drops out of the sky.
>not a forward-moving crash, straight down, jumbo jet falling.
>tail impacts ground, huge explosion
>suddenly see UFO in distant sky with curving beams and other UFOs shooting at it.
>hear target UFO loudly announce "WHO CAN KILL THE BEAST WITH INFINITE PREY?"
>wake up.

Im usually good with dream interpreting but this is just something.

sky was dark purple full of clouds.
i was on a moving platform with shadow way taller then me, like trees in the forest(we was in the forest, trees so dark).
i was feeling powerfull not afraid.
i should be afraid you could say it is nightmare with an image but i feel supreme with that/him/shadow.
we was talking but i cant remember.
then trees over and we reached to end of forest beginning of the sea, bosporus.
sea was purple and wavy.
near us, the platform's way there was a bridge made out from silver.
and opposite shore there was a city made out from silver with silver walls.

the shadow turned me and asked me to get off from platform and asked
what is the thing that you want to remember from our journey?

and i said "this" while pointing the landscape.

>>18991171
then woke up.

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>watching myself sleep
>hear buzzing sound of flies
>cover my ears but the sound is coming from inside my head
>i enter my body, laying on my back now
>start to fold in half toward my left side
>my head touching my left knee
>wake up at 1:33am

i think i pissed off some entity while tripping on dmt and ive been having dreams like this for a while. hell, last night i dreamt my coworker was dousing an owl in gasoline and was planning to light it on fire. i kept telling him that owls are very important and once i told him that, the owl shot me a look like he could see thru my soul.
dont do dmt kids. its opens you up to things like this.

>At Indian restaurant
>Eating rice colored like red with a blue dot formed like an eye in the middle
>Man with African tribe mask walks up and stands behind me
>Starts chanting some shit in Indian.
>I suddenly become conciously aware of my dream
> Realize I'm laying in my bed
>Uanble to move
>I feel like my soul is about to leave my body while the man keeps chanting and singing louder and louder
>Suddenly I float through the universe but still unable to move
> Wake up

Last night I had a dream that I fucked a tranny and then my brother walked in and I came watching tranny porn and I didn't say anything looking into his eyes while covered in cum. Can you interpret this?

Ok I got one, I woke up at 4am, as in an hour ago, a bit startled because wtf, anyways in my dream
>I was a president or something but I was in some arcade, there was a machine, I think it was a game or something, it dispensed a shot glass and began to fill it with water, I took the shotglass but the water didn't turn off, soon after I was sitting next to trump and assad, they were sitting across from each other and I was in the center with trump to my left and assad to my right, we were talking about old mechanical arcade games, and at the same time as that I had kind of a flashback/memory of a previous dream where I had seen the same machines.
then I woke up, and being freaked out, I felt like something was off ever so slightly, so I figured id go to /x/ and post my dream or ask if there were some rituals or some shit going on, but I instead chose to lurk and behold here I am

>>18991188
How do you know it was dmt? Personally it quiets my demons.

I have a reoccurring dream in which I'm in a theme park with a "wild safari" sort of section. I'm with a group of people and there is a river we have to cross. Everytime I have the dream the river is the most memorable part, it's like a dusty African river with some foliage sparsely planted around it. Whenever we try to cross the river we're assaulted either by a tribe of natives, a pack of wild animals, or psycho killers on the loose. Pls interpret.

Recently, I've had 2 dream in which both I ended up running from ghosts in staircases. The other one was really cartoony and goofy, but the other one was realistic and happened in my own house

>>18990100
I once had a dream where i was standing in a completely white room. On one side of the wall there was a plank that was pretty high up. I remember that everything felt a bit surreal, but kind of life like.

I got a sense of dread, while walking to the plank and i slowly took a peek on.
I remember seeing a small white scorpion staring at me.
I remember panicking and grabbing the book and slamming it on the scorpion very quickly, killing it.

The sense of danger was very vivid.
I've always remembered this dream.

>>18990100
I had a particularly unsettling dream once.
It was set up like you were watching a documentary, and it was about this government medical test facility that performed inhumane treatments on it's patients.
It started with them killing retarded people by putting their heads in a vice grip and crushing their skulls.
Other treatments were deafening them by forcing them to listen to extremely loud bass sounds
and blinding them by exposing them to bright lights with a machine similar to the ones eye doctors use to check your vision, and one of the slides had the number 36.

one patient stabbed a doctor in the eye with some medical tool, and the doctor blinded him for revenge.

>>18990100

How do I have dreams again? I stopped dreaming about two years ago and I miss it

I keep having dreams where my ex and I get back together. First one was not long after we broke up, we were on a roadtrip with one of my professors and his wife who were supposed to be my parents in the dream. we just decided to get back together and then cuddled in the back of the car. The car was also red?
The other dream happened more recently after I started dating someone else. In the dream my ex came up to me uncharacteristically emotional that we couldn't get back together because I was dating someone. But then they were suddenly totally fine when I explained that it was an open relationship, and we left so I could introduce the two of them.
It was really weird and idk what it means