How to sell soul

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How to sell soul 2017-05-09 06:03:40 Post No. 18987786
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How to sell soul Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:03:40 Post No. 18987786 [Report]

So how would I go about actually selling my soul?

What kind of ritual do I have to perform?

How does the process go?

I'm looking to greatly improve my life, health, wealth, etc. All the regular reasons an idiot would do this

>Help me out guys!

Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:07:50 Post No.18987799
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:07:50 Post No.18987799 [Report]

Goats blood? A tablet of silver?

Tell me

Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:30:20 Post No.18987961
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:30:20 Post No.18987961 [Report]

>>18987786
Unless you're dedicated to God anyway, your soul already belongs to the one below. You're nothing of value.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:38:26 Post No.18987979
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:38:26 Post No.18987979 [Report]

>>18987961
Would a Christian's soul have more value then?

Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:43:55 Post No.18987985
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:43:55 Post No.18987985 [Report]

>>18987979

No, those have the less value, they are already fooled.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:29:59 Post No.18988082
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:29:59 Post No.18988082 [Report]

>>18987786
first you have to summon a succubus, to attract a higher, contracting demon, you have to give the succubus hard, scream-inducing, bark-like-a-dog anal

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:37:45 Post No.18988097
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:37:45 Post No.18988097 [Report]

Little known fact

Most people think selling your soul brings you to hell. This is actually not the case.

Your soul is what moves on to the afterlife when your body dies. If you were to "sell" this vessel, you would no longer have access to it.

Consider your soul the vehicle to the afterlife. If you were to sell it, than you just die with your body.

If you want to wink out of existance it's a good plan. If you think your damning yourself to hell, guess again.

If you want a one trip ticket to hell, just renounce god and your done.

If you want money, better get a job. The market is weak for the soul of a faithless person.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:46:20 Post No.18988106
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:46:20 Post No.18988106 [Report]

>>18988097

t. Whiskey Nerd Occultist who believes himself to be John Constantine and wears a trench coat to his job at Denny's

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:46:44 Post No.18988108
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:46:44 Post No.18988108 [Report]

>>18988097
>The market is weak for the soul of a faithless person

So you mean like you then?

Not even a single person in this thread is incapable of seeing through your disgustingly thin veil here. Go shill elsewhere, this isn't the place for you to peddle your Godless wares.