What happend if someone dies virgin? Is that an adventage at

>>18987759
yes.
if you die virgin, you get an extra free tour from the devil.
she is hot.
and if it is a he then, he is hot as well.

>>18987759
That's a really comfy Pepe.

>>18987759
nah, just means you're a virgin forever, a permavirgin if you will.

>>18987759
no, you just realize you wasted your life before dying. the end.

Go read Antonin Artaud, you fucking teenager

If you can manage to reach age 30 without losing your virginity, you will become a wizard.

Please note: it is possible to also become a fairy with certain criteria met

It just means you wasted your whole life for nothing. There are no extra perks.

>>18989155
>a permavirgin if you will
Top kek lad

probably nothing.

>>18989337
How do you even manage that? Is that possible even?

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>>18987759

>>18989361
Everything is possible with the right mix of procrastrination and social awkwardness

>>18989361

Manage wizardry or fairyism?

>>18989337
can I become a fairy by sucking cock?

you have the wrong context of virgin or what the word used to mean so it doesnt matter

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>>18987759
Eternal Life of a sort exists through reproduction. You are a combination of your Mother and your Father in all respects. There is a continuity between father and son and I am not talking about mundane meaning. You create more of yourself, mixing it with more of someone else. It happens spiritually and psychically just as it happens genetically.

>>18989361

Next month I will be 29, being 5'4" helped quite a lot.

>>18989361
I'm almost there. Aint no vagina gonna catch me with its sticky clutches this close to wizardom!

>>18988514
One would assume so, what with all the flames and whatnot

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>>18990518
You create a copy of yourself, raise it as well as you can, and then live vicariously through them.

Just as the Heavenly father did when he created his Sons. However, to have a son, you must have a mother, the spirit.

>>18987759
I suppose if you did it for the right reasons. To devote your life to helping others rather than procreating and having a family. Christians have practiced this and it's a noble idea. Being an aimless slothful virgin is not good and you can feel in your heart why, trust me.

>>18990846

but women are the sexual selectors and if god made me ugly, meek, non-competitive and awkward so no woman wants me he cant really punish me twice for something he did to me right?

>>18989322
Are his kino worth watching?

>>18990547
Keep at it fellow 5'4" brother. I am close to being a wizard too. We are the monks of the 21st centrury. Normies can't touch us.

>>18989337
Does wanking count?

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>>18989361
>mfw entering wizarding age

I am both excited and ashamed.

>>18990874
>but women are the sexual selectors

You have pretty much fuckung failed with that logic. My condolences...
lol

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>>18989361
It's easier than you think!

>>18991097
The first sign is warts on your little hog.

>>18989361
What are the benefits of being a wizard?

>>18992827
How would I know, I'm just shocked there's people who can go their entire youth(and likely the rest of their life) without fucking.

>>18992835
Well it's really not that shocking, there are a lot of ugly people out there.

>>18992837
Which is my point. Why aren't uggos fucking each other?

>>18992838
Fuck off, moron.

>>18987759
What you should really ask yourself is, what if there is no heaven or hell?

>>18992839
What's wrong sweetheart, someone hurt your fee-feels?

>>18992838
Just because you are ugly doesn't mean you want to fuck an ugly person. People have pride and unreasonable standards even when ugly.

>>18992837

because ugly women can still get normal guys to fuck them, so ugly guys are SOL

>>18987759
You become one of the designated virgins for Mohammed

This is stupid on so many levels

>>18987759
Virginity isn't a state of being, it's just a label we put on someone who hasn't done a certain thing yet
do we have a label for someone who hasn't driven a car? hasnt swam in the ocean ? gone skydiving?

doing the sex doesn't change who you are its just another of the million different things there are to do in life

>>18993433
no u are sol

>>18993448

thats bullshit male virgins are considered as less then human losers

>>18989361
>become shy at 17
>get braces at 18
>braces removed at 22
>get raped in brain ever since
>find love at 23
>other rapist stirs up love before its time
>rapists probably think "HE DESERVES TO BE RAPED FOR THE REASON HE IS A VIRGIN!!!"
not hard to be a virgin like that...