SCP GAME:

>>18981693
Rolling for keter, bitches

>>18981702
Samefagging for to finish

Weeee

>>18981702
So a bunch of boring shit I can avoid easily by not touching/going inside it and a suicidal chick made of porcelain. Yeah I'm fine.

>>18981693
rollin

>>18981693
>You wake up bruised and beaten
Foundation takes its meat fresh, homo

Get gud

Nail Polish, An autistic kid, some crazy bitch who strangles and a scorpion heart. Just maybe I could live

Rollins

>>18981693
time's up lets do this.

>>18982026
scp-026
scp-226 (since my third digit is a zero, I substituted it with the fourth)
scp-061
scp-961

so I've got:
A non-euclidean school that fucks with your head
A puzzle that predicts your death
A mind-control CD-rom
and A historic hallucination sundial

sounds like i'm fine, just don't touch anything.

>>18981693
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
rollin

k

Let's get fucking rekt

>>18982147
so i got a gas cylinder i may or may not get fucked over by depending how close i get.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-047

cute fire snails
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-111

A sensitise TV
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-147

And a manipulative sign
I'm good as long as i keep my head down and away from gas canisters
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078

Roll ma nigga

Postan

Rollin' for my death.

Rollan'.

>>18982348
I got a pool noodle (365), a ceramic bowl (348), a previously winged horse (042) and fucking nothing (048). I think that I'm going to live.

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>>18981693
Oh shit here we go

>>18982408
shamelessly samefagging

>>18981693
rolll

Im goin in

>>18982479
SCP 1: self aware very smart rude computer/AI

SCP 2: spoopy hallway with blood hallucinations

SCP 3: creepy dude in the fetal position that lets me hear my thoughts out loud when Im near him

SCP 4: Dude with bad luck all of his family dies but he cant but he can be injured

spoopy/10 but nothing serious, Id survive.

Lemme live

>>18981693
Roll

Yeet

i want to play

Okay

Shit why not?

>>18981693
Ok. I'll bite.

>>18983376
Dead on the first read, fuck.

Kekaroonie kill me soonie

roll xd

>>18981693
rolli

>>18983462
>a computer that's different every boot up
>a busted up old car that does nothing so long as I don't touch it
>a "you die" if I look at it's face
>spooky voice and random floating sharp objects

Holy shit, did that last one save my ass. With its anomalous reaction leaving the lights shorted out and in the dark, I can't die from seeing the 3rd ones face. Being 48hrs ill just accumulate as much supplies as I can initially and chill in a room with the door closed and talk to the voices.

>>18981693
alright. lets do this

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>>18981693
Alrighty then.

Rolling for fun

Ez roll

rollan

>>18983996
Okay, so;
>don't look at 96
>don't fuck around with 996
>I only need to sleep twice so 80 can't do anything too damaging
>stay the fuck away from 002
I think I'll be okay.

>>18984019
>avoid 019 twice
>don't fuck with 008
>022 literally does nothing so just avoid
rolling again

Annnnd dubs!

>>18983980
>After approximately 30 minutes, any person observing it will be forced into REM sleep and may suffer irreversible psychological damage.

first one doesnt sound so bad lol

>While brief exposure to SCP-980 is not physically harmful, prolonged exposure of organic beings with complex circulatory and respiratory systems commonly results in the "simplification" and fusion of parts located near one another.

so just dont spend much time around this one and i should be good. i might just look funny.

>SCP-097 is a ten acre area of land in the state of [REDACTED], in the Midwestern United States.

so ive just been teleported out of the factory? just gotta run away from these strange fairgrounds now

>SCP-996 is a sheet of sheer gray fabric

so i wont fuckin touch it, and im good. i survived.
I might have some fucked up dreams for a while, and possibly some psychological issues, but im alive.

sounds good

i want the one with Procedure 110-Montauk

Trying

Rawl

Rolling!

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Rollzerz

>>18984173
Fuck, 173 itself and Cain.

Rollingg

>>18981693
Im probably gonna die.

>>18984270
1 - guy with metal wings who doesn't even wanna fuck with anyone
2 - Some creepy telephone
3 - A stick man made of metal
4 - A hat that makes you blend in

Not bad at all, really.

Rollin'

Aight

ey

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Weewooweewoo

>>18981693
WELP

>>18981693
Rollin'

>>18984758
>SCP-058
Keter-class The Thing, I'm fucking dead
>SCP-758
An autistic russian translator
>SCP-039
A bunch of mouthless monkeys, great
>SCP-739
Some weird box that lets out fucking banshees or something

I'm probably going to die, but Vasili and the Monkeys are probably going to die first.

>>18984811
rolling again

>>18984816
>011
Sentient civil war soldier granite statue, apparently a pretty chill dude. Wonder if he's a Yank or a Johnny Reb.
>811
Some kind of wild woman full of corrosive mucus, dosen't seem very dangerous unless she's starving or something
>016
Keter-class ebola that mutates you if subjected to stress and kills you otherwise. Well shit, i hope it's just a petri dish somewhere in a freezer.
>816
Clockwork bugs. No problem.

I think i'll live this time and not be cut apart by a bovine heart with tentacles.

>>18984831
SCP 031
SCP 831
SCP 018
SCP 816

Seems like ill survive.

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>>18981693
Ay, carumba!

>>18984887
Self bumpo

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roll my shit up p a p i

>>18984902
I curse you with my digits

rolly polly

>>18981693
Ok

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Roll

>>18984895
I got an easy roll

SCP 87- staircase with dimensional properties
SCP 887- Russian schizo but friendly
SCP 83- a row house with interdimensional properties
SCP 895- coffin with hallucinogenic properties that can affect recording tech in range.


Hmm, so basically avoid the SCPs except assure that 887 has writing materials and that he avoid 895.

But I must clean. José will be trapped eternally in SCP 83, cleaning.

>>18985022
>022
A morgue that tranforms you into a corpse if you enter.
>076
SHIT! Is fucking Able. Im dead.
>047
A super bacteria that can kill me depending of the strain.

>>18985074
Rolling again

>>18985076
JAJAJA

Rolling foof gnilloR

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

>>18985076
>076
DAMMIT ABLE!!!
>076
Do I get 2 Ables or only 1 ?
>074
A Quantum bug.
>093
Red disk of depression.

I have like 1% chance of survival.

>>18981693
ROAL !!!

>>18985124
Rolling again

>>18981693
reee

>>18985140
k so i got a little girl who can mutate living matter but is frail (states easily damaged so i guess more frail than a normal little girl), a book that just makes people feel unease, a sound stage with a gameshow that i can refuse to play and be forced out of the building and drain worms that are harmless as long as i dont take a shower...

i am disappoint

Oc lets do this

>>18984959
SCP-059: a keter class glowing blue fungus that emits unknown radiation and the fungus can infect humans and transport them to another universe (do i really lose tho)
SCP-959: a safe class gentleman who, when viewed, is seen as someone who makes you emotionally uncomfortable. can only be seen as he really is through cameras
SCP-020: another keter class fungus but this time it can ONLY be seen through cameras and can eventually deteriorate health until death.
SCP-976: a safe class hard drive containing an unknown amount of terabytes of data from another universe's Foundation

so i'm safe for up to 60 years if i have a camera but the radiation will get me if the fungi don't first

>>18985153
>053
Avoid the little girl.
>153
No baths or toilets for me.
>040
Girl that can manipulate matter. Meh.
>179
An entity that doesnt want to belong to someone.

Thanks existence for this.

>>18981693
Roll for fuckery.

roll again (no fungi this time cmon)

>>18985235
You need a bottom post!

>>18985235
>035
So stay away from the weird mask.

>235
It doesn't seem to actively do anything, so I'm fine.

>011
It only fires at humans sometimes when it's distressed from being covered in feces, and otherwise acts either as a normal statue or as a normal person.

>>18985263
>263
And stay away from the t.v.

So I'm fine unless I don't know what's happening. I'd probably try the t.v. if I didn't know it was an SCP.

>>18985235
>>18985289
Wait, the fourth one is actually 259.

I probably don't have a way to use 259, so no portal can be opened.

Ok so here's mine:
Scp-001: the common 001 is an angel
Scp-201: an alternate reality
Scp-083: a multi dimensional house
Scp-209: basically a drink that when someone drinks all , will attempt to refill it with any liquid avaible , and while drinking will cause a bad thing to anything nearby.
Must avoid the flame angel and I am fine.

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>>18981693
Nice game OP

>>18981693
rawl

>>18985259
>>18984959

GOT 059 AGAIN HAHA >:c
SCP-259: a keter class render that opens a portal to a random location in space, so the real danger is what comes out of it
SCP-035: a keter class mask that secretes a corrosive substance and forces you to want to put it on, so i have to keep my head down
SCP-263: a tv that plays a gameshow where the questions are about the surrounding area, and if u don't answer fast enough or correctly you explode and disappear (but if u manage to win u get an expensive prize)

so i'd look for a water source and sit by the door, hoping to god nothing came through the portal, for two days. good roll.

rolllll

roll baby

>>18981693
This is my post lol wish me luck lol ima die lol

>>18981693
rock

rolll

rollan

>051
literally nothing
>851
i guess if i avoided the hills i'd be safe? i'd be safer if i didn't move though since they could be around a corner and i wouldn't see them
>038
noice, i could make a me clone and send it to find food
>872
not bad
i think i would be fine if i avoid the hills

>>18985834
ok so i´m stuck with
>a fucking knive that gives me the power to change into anyone I can cut a piece out of

>a set of markers that when drawn on your skin give you permanent tattoos that will later on kill you by becoming the real things you drew

>a tree that when set on fire releases a burning skeleton that will burn shit up

>a joblist that when replied to makes you enter a dreamworld in wich you are an employee for the dreamfactory

2 days won´t be that bad I guess.

>>18981693
rrrrrolling

>>18981693
Rollin

SCP 038 - THE EVERYTHING TREE. Anything that touches the bark of the tree gets cloned. It's safe.

SCP 838 - THE DREAM JOB. It's an ad in the newspaper that offers an ideal job. People who accept the job offer report having dreams of said job. If i dont respond to ad, i will be unaffected. Completely safe.

SCP 034 - THE RITUAL KNIFE. A really old knife. Safe

SCP 851 - Ants that will knock me out by a loud screech and eat me if i get within a short radius of their location.

All my shit is safe except for the last one which is a potential danger loool

welp

Leggo

>>18985966
you´re fucked, ants will go on the tree and multiply and multiply untill there´s nothing but ants all over the place
also we have 2 matches
i´m that guy>>18985944

>>18985952

SCP-045 - Big ol' block of ice that can cause earthquakes every 2 weeks- 3 months, pretty much just avoid it so I don't freeze

SCP-052 - It's a train in New York, I guess that's a free pass, and even if it did appear, I just don't get on it.

SCP-952 - 16 year old guy who likes to get virgin girls under 16 preggers, since I'm none of those, I guess I'm good

SCP-966 - INVISIBLE HUMANOID THAT STOPS YOU FROM EVER SLEEPING AGAIN WITH ONE WAVE BURST AND THEN EATS YOU ONCE YOU GET TOO TIRED TO GO ON. Welp, I'm fucked if I get within 20m of them then, I mean, I could manage the 48 hours without sleep, that's nothing new, but the whole never sleeping again thing is a death sentence.

>>18985969

069 - an SCP that impersonates the recently deceased. It is harmless and currently manifests as just a normal guy.
969 - a bottle of insect repellent which, if used in the manner described on the packaging, causes no ill effects.
067 - a pen that temporarily takes control of the user's hand to write a short biography for them or draws a beautiful picture.
974 - a monster that takes the form of a human child it has recently consumed and hides away in a treehouse. It will run from adults unless cornered, at which point it will violently dismember them.

So provided I stay out of SCP974's way I should be fine. If it comes to it I might try and use the other guy (SCP069) as a sacrifice, it says he's on suicide watch anyway so he probably wouldn't take much convincing. The predator thing goes into stasis after eating so it'd be safe after that. Otherwise I'll just avoid using the insect repellant and maybe use the pen for entertainment. Two weeks will fly by!

>>18981693
rollin' on a river

ollray

Rolllllllllingggggg

>>18986134
Samefagging for result

>>18981693

ROLLIO MY FRIENDS

>>18986134
Alright so
> sacrificial disguise knife
Could use it as a knife for protection
>Blind Asian kid
Could use for entertainment or food
> game show of death
Send blind Asian in for lolz
> Nippon Tree folded 10,000 times!
Relaxing place to watch Asian kid get killed on tv
>>>EZPZ

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I wanna live

>>18986280
replying to get the last digits

043- I get to learn a bunch of cool music trivia. That's pretty cool

243- absolutely fucking nothing. Maybe the buttons on my shirt stick together. Who gives a shit

073- a nice, indestructable guy who could tell me load of cool shit. He has full knowledge of all SCPs in company record, so that's interesting.

280- well, Keters are never fun, but at least this one has a weakness, which 073 would immediately inform me of. Hopefully we would be able to find or make a strobe light and survive. Plus, he's a lot tougher then me with his metal bones, so we could probably hold it off while running to the light at first

>>18981693
rollin'

>>18981693
Rolling

>>18981693
fuuck

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>>18986280
SCP-080 - Dark Form
Basically the boogieman

SCP-280 - Eyes in the Dark
Being in the dark fucking sucks

SCP-043 - The Beatle
Some nice tunes at least while I'm trying to not die from the dark.

SCP-295 - Cauterpillers
Now we get shit on fire all the time. If I'm still alive at this point at least I get to worry less about things in the dark and more about becoming so burned I become nothing.

>>18986303

>SCP-003
The most dangerous of the lot, and I'm 90% sure it'll put me back the way I started. (And possibly transform the world into some sort of horrifying utopia.)
>SCP-303
This creepy bastard? Only thing to do is be sure that you don't go in any rooms he can trap you in, he's harmless otherwise. (Can still kill you indirectly though.)
>SCP-099
Don't look at the painting, easy.
>SCP-320
Don't touch the ball, also easy.

Rullo

Let's do this

>>18986370
Replying to you so you can have last scp

>>18986385
well fuck, beat me to the punch

>>18986107
>SCP 007
A tiny planet located where some dude's abdomen is suppose to be.
>SCP 107
A turtle shell that makes it rain when water is added inside it
>SCP 067
A pen that takes control of your hand and writes/draws things
>SCP 124
A plot of soil that can grow food at a rapid rate, and the food turns out delicious.

The worst I'd have to deal with is the guy who's abdomen has 007, but he's described as an easy going guy.

Fuck it

>>18981693
rollen

Funny meme try.

Booooo

Wew

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>>18981693
Lets do this.

>>18986580
SCP-80-K-J
>A flock of 30 army chickens
SCP-580
>Chinese space zeppelin? Cool beans
SCP-045
>A 4D polyhedron made of insta-freezing water
SCP-581
>A horse nosebag that the horses that uses it thinks they're human

Woah dude scary stuff

wollin

pinball

>>18982092
>scp-026
Wow that one just sucks. Not all of them are winners I suppose

Rolling fags all night long

>>18987102
Well the first three are easy to survive. Don't go inside and don't get too close

>>18981693
roll

>>18981693
Agh Fuck

>>18981693
>
REEEEEEEEE

second post >>18987455

>>18985398
thanks! I made one of these threads a while ago and it took off well, I edited it again and improved some things than decided to start a new thread

>>18981693
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/

here I go second post

rolling around in a pile of feces.

Rilli

>>18987804

004, 804, 018, 815

004 - so long as I don't try to get inside, I'll probably be okay.

804 - Unless there's special environmental controls, I'm gonna disintegrate. Looks like that'll be the end.

018 - I don't have to do anything.

815 - Definitely not touching this, but otherwise I think I'll be okay if I haven't died already.

Seee...

Rolllololllll

Bants

Rawlin

Roll my brothers, so that we may die together!

>>18981693
I swear if I get that lizard.

>>18981693
good one

LET'S DO IT

I got
02: A fleshy room that I just don't go inside of.
905: A man of photons that can't do anything but talk.
02: Another apartment in a flesh room... I guess photon man can have one.
916: A dog that causes voices telling me to kill myself.
Basically, I am safe unless I want to an hero.

Comrades, buddies, pals, we shall make it.

Bring it niggers

tes

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>>18987976
>076, the literal edgy donutsteel OC SCP
>A fucking hard drive, Safe
>Thing that takes on the appearance of dead people, Safe
>An unpublished manuscript, safe

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>>18981693

Let's go baby

u wan sum fuk?

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rollin senpai

111111

222222

>>18981693
Kek'd

>>18988343
Only two SCPs, 349 and 343. So a graveyard with the tombs of people who were "immortal" but died from being buried alive, and a friendly man who self-identifies as God, makes everyone he interacts with happier, and can summon a cozy victorian reading room with a fireplace and easy chair at a whim.

Probably the best I could've hoped for.

>>18981693
Rolling

>>18988375
Only two are dangerous, A "Beautiful Person" and " brain worm"

3333333

Come on 113

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Here's hoping for keter

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>>18981693
GO DICEROLL!

Roooll

>>18981693
nothing too bad pls

>>18981693
rolling

>>18988434
i got a knife that turns me into other people for a while if i cut off their skin and the process is very painful (34), a table that makes 7 other versions of myself appear that will definitely attack me, but only if i sit at it and only if there's eight chairs placed with it (434), nothing (89) and a jack-in-the-box that reacts to emotions so i cannot get angry as it had an effect that was expunged! (448)

basically i'm fine

>>18981693
Am i dead yet guys?

>>18981693
rollin

rolll

>>18989435
>035
Keter - evil mask that seeps super poison and forces itself onto your face
>435
Keter - meteorite that emits world-ending radiation if not illuminated properly.
>058
Keter - Cow heart scorpion monster
>462
Euclid - Time/space traveling El Camino

My only hope would be to immediately find the car and hope that I could skip through time without dying. Otherwise I'm worse than dead.

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best monsterfu

>>18981693
rolling!

>>18981693
Rollo

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f u c k

rlololol

>>18989853

>053
Euclid - Little girl that makes people paranoid and homicidal when they stay with her for more than 10 minutes.

>853
Safe - Jars with a jelly-like substance that evaporates upon opening the jar and later changes the weather in that area.

>084
Euclid - A radio tower that emits radiation and cannot be physically reached. I'm safe!

>854
Safe - A natural sandstone structure called the "dream bridge" that has anomalous and mysterious stories associated with it.

wow, I would survive two days like it's nothing. Maybe even get a nice sunny day at the beach if I open the right jar!

>>18989923
dont kil me plz

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Is there any SCP about an imageboard? If not maybe we could create one in homage to this hellhole we are all in.

>>18981693
Roll

>>18981693

Derp, dis be fun

>>18989963
So a blue tooth brush, some jewelry which is could ignore, some water lady which I can ignore, and some creepy ass monsters that feed on my dreams. So I guess I'll just ignore most of them and not fall asleep. Ez

>>18981693
Roll dabs

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I would fuck the SCPS furiously

>>18981693
Rollin for immediate death

>>18990470
How the hell do you stuff an entire seven floor building into a 2 floor one?

Rolllllllll

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroollin

>>18981693
Jeeez I wonder how this will work ou-

Rollioli rollioli

aaand another roleplayer

Please give me some decent shit

rallin

pupadooba

rowlinggg

Come on non-lethal ones.
There has to be one thats not bad

yup

>>18991285
>Please give me some decent shit
85, 285, 77, 286
85- a drawing of a female that is sentient
285-a fuggen neckbeard who can literally hack the real world
77 A fucken skull that I have to talk to or it gets pissed and turns me into rotten potatoes,
And...
A board game that makes me a born again Christian or a doomsayer.

Not too bad. I think I'll survive.

>>18991355
1. It's Just Amnesia Object
>how was I gonna avoid this again?
2. Venus Fly Grass
> just don't walk on it
3. Sadistic Telepathic Mask
>I'd probably die if he spawned near me
4. Guillotine Where Head Lives On
>It's already not assembled, but the mask will convince me to put it together

cerbool

rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll because you know it's for sciencce

>>18981693
Roll

roll my dudes

Rolling for 4th scp since no one else is around. So far i have a quantum computer, a computer program and a cloner tree. I'm doing a ok so far

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>>18981693
let's go

>>18981693
Hot dog here we go

>>18981693
roll

>>18981693
Rolling.

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Wreck me

Fuck me with a gay raccoon

Ahhhh

>>18981693
Rolling

This sounds fun.

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>>18992114
Aaaaaand for my second post.

Rolls bb.

yeah sure, I'll roll

>>18992141
Two Safes and a gruesome tv. lol winner.

>>18981693
roll

that corroding gas tank might suck, but the thought projection, a sadistic tv and the book of endings are safe enough.

r o l l

>>18992155
>SCP-055
some weird anti-meme paradox?
>SCP-155
essentially a supercomputer. sweet, I can browse the chon while im waiting.
>SCP-052
a time traveling train.
cool I can time travel ahead 48 hours and skip all this
>SCP-157
basically a flesh eating bacterial organism. Too small to eat a human, but will use jedi mind tricks to poison you.
desu I'll probably just honker down in a closed room for two days. a little hunger and dehydration wont kill me

>>18981693
I will die. Guaranteed.

>>18981693
roll i guess

please no radical larry

Lots of stuff I don't want, lots of stuff I'm ok with. Let's do this

>>18981693
I am a fear'd

>>18981693
Rollim

>>18981693
rollingg

burrito

Okay this seems fun

>>18981693
welp lets hope for nothing to reality or time warping those always scare the hell out of me.

>>18992472

72: some bed thing, where the thing that'll kill me will only emerge and rip me to shreds if i lie on my back n sleep, or when i let a foot out the bed. I'm used to sleeping like a fetus anyways, so, I'll live

472: it's something like a goddamn rock that radiates shitty auras n stuff so ill hallucinate so i just gotta stay away from it, wherever it may be. Its sizr could pose a danger tho (it's prolly little but idk about 1.8 carat size)

63: a blue toothbrush that can wipe me wipe out of existence if i touched its bristles. I'll live.

492: friendly animatronic mummy that kinda has nearly complete human qualities. He's so friendly, I could prolly even hang out with him. In case of danger, I'll make fire and scare him. I'll liveeeeee

Collation by

>>18992463
Don't pick up the spoon, stay away from the bloodstone, don't worry about the record and I'll have the cleanest goddamned teeth.

>>18992516
016: a virus that if infected will make me bleed out of every orifice when near other humans and will make me mutate when I am in danger. well maybe the other scp's can help me avoid getting infected.

516: sweet an intelligent pacifist tank that wants to help people I'll just hide inside it for two days from the virus

42: a suicidal hoarse that used to be a pegusus... ok I'll just walk away from that one.

535: a liqued that lets me copy data and memories onto other storage devices and or people... I'm stealing all the potential data in this facility. and maybe try to communicate with the tank or virus with the stuff

>>18992492
1. SCP-092 3125 anomolous CD's by The 5th Dimension, no player included, harmless unless listened to.

2.SCP-492 an autonomous scarecrow skin, basically. Sentient, docile, friendly.

3. SCP-072 a shadow arm which resides in any and all beds in the local area which will tear apart my feet after i drift into REM. Sleep paralysis present. Maybe a problem.

4. SCP-516 a sentient tank who only fires when loaded, and on armed threats to itself or military traitors. Will take extra precaution not to harm Innocents or the unarmed.


Well, if I sleep inside 492 it might help me break the nightly sleep paralysis. Might just end up with stumps by the end. Possibly kinda brutal.

Spunt

>>18992730
Splon

ill try again. This is pretty fun

>>18992915

15: tl;dr. She's, uh, the lone lady of her pack but I'm a lady too so we might get along well. Live.

915: may OR may not kill me. Still dangerous either way. Survival drops to 60%

35: it says it escapes a lot. If it latches to a possible humanoid host, I might die. Mask's also capable of telepathy. Also, I mustn't touch it...

no #4 yet

KkkkkKkkkk

they see me rollin.

>>18992957

57: well, I will be dead no matter what.

957: well, fuck me. I really wish to die faster in 57 to not ever be near 957.

48: it doesn't even exist in the scp idea. It's just a joker number lol

>>18981693
Rolling for keter. Ought to be interesting.

oll

>>18981693
Lets do this, my body is ready.

here we fucking go

Let's GO! I have the worst luck. I'm probably dead from the first one.

>>18981693
Roll

>>18981693
ralphin

>>18981693
Garolling

>>18984811
i think you could have survived that one.
the mirror booth is another example of the foundation screwing itself over by using D-class personnel.
the nothingness behind the mirror tries to help people make their reality fit desire.
it cant effect outside the box, but it does its best, hence the altered memories.
when released from the box, it tried to destroy the foundation and let another of itself out.
the second one simply ran away.
this represents the greatest desires of your D-class personnel: smash stuff, kill personnel, free each other, and escape.

get in the box an even number of times and then open and shut it without entering.
i would give the nothingness behind the mirror about a 80% chance of being able to kill the heart of darkness.
anyways, my turn to roll up an adventure.
hoping for something interesting to play/experiment with.

rawl

rall

Rooll

>>18981693
batchu

>>18981693
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
R-r-r-r-roll

>>18994299
>99
picture with strong memetics that result in permanent paranoia upon lengthy or close inspection.
i recognize the image from wiki and look at my feet while i go turn it to face the wall.

>299
it is a keter: weird trees that spread like a plague, also comes with tentacles for grabbing and spikes for impaling!
fortunately, it can not move; just keep distance.
not sure how it is in a warehouse, probably in the form of infected potted plants.

>30
hit the fucking jackpot.
brilliant inventor on a level far past Einstein or Newton, kept ignorant by foundation.
totally going to show it the world.

>425
tv that shows people infinity, typically in a good way, but if birthday is dividable by 8, it is shown as oblivion instead.
shit, that applies to me.
well, it only activates every 8 days, so i have a 3/4 chance to avoid it's effects.
and anyway, if anyone i know is safe to stare into oblivion, it would be myself.

rolleroni

>>18981693
roll..

I want to play

>>18981693
Roll

Rollan....pray for me.

>>18981693
Fuck it

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Rolling for spooks

>>18996754
Bumben myself

>>18996788
Jus 4 me

>>18981693
roll

Lets roll, i hope its not too bad

rollio polio

>>18997025

again