How do I get this fucker to leave? He likes to push sodas off

>>18977740
Masturbation, that tends to drive them off.

How do I get ghost friend? Pls

>>18977740
Honest question. You work with any teenage girls?

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Burn a peanut m&m in a candle

Come on guys, I'm being serious here.

>>18977740
Who exactly? Just looks like a meme gas station

>>18978377
Black tourmaline and white sage for everything spiritual

this guy's a schizophrenic who works at a jizz factory

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>>18977740

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>>18977812

>no recommendations
Jesus, has /x/ really just become a circle jerk for memes and fake stories?

>>18978914
>implying your story isn't also fake
anon

>>18977740
bring a jar of salt

>>18978386
Yeah. Definitely sage the place, keeping one door/window open to allow the spirit to leave. I sage every house or apartment I move into; I didn't do once, initially, and the dog was always edgy and looking up at the corners of the ceiling until I did.

>>18978377
Poltergeist activity is often associated with girls hitting puberty. Some believe this in an unconscious form of telekinesis and that it's due to stress.

>>18977740
Who?

>>18979031
>not reading the subject
The place is haunted, and the bastard pisses me off all the time. I want him GONE

>>18978914
>implying all of 4chan isn't this already

>>18979267
I'd much rather deal with an annoying spirit than an annoying customer

>>18979297
A few of my regular customers are targeted by the ghost.
They want us to get rid of the thing, because they don't like having their shit thrown from the counter

Sounds like this warehouse I used to work nights in. I'd always got this feeling I wasn't alone and heard strange noises all the time like chains rustling and footsteps. There was High School maybe a quarter of mile away that was definitely haunted.

>>18977740
Get a dog instead.

>>18979896
Was your workplace spectre annoying like mine?

>>18979267
There is no subject.