when will judgement day happen?

from a biblical standpoint pls.

>>18975857
Never because the Christian God doesn't real. Go find your own board to shit up with idiocy.

/thread

>>18975874
why are you so mad? i just want to know when the judgement day happens and hear /x/s opinions.

>>18975874
Fuck off to one of the divination threads you peace of shit! Judgement day talk is the BEST POSSIBLE THREAD on this board, by far

>>18975857
I'm here OP

What about that anon a while ago who said it would start 5/7, and then the 5/12 and 5/15 anons as well

>>18975874
You sound like you frequent Reddit's atheist sub

>But no one knows of that day and hour, not even the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

>>18975857
May 20

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>>18975874
>imblying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4vT58Zh-ks

>>18976105
>This

>>18975857
year 2000, oh I mean 2012, oh I mean July 2017, oh I mean...

Every single prediction has failed to come true, people have been pulling dates out of their ass since the bible was written (seriously some people thought the year 1000 would be it)

It's like when /x/ kept mooing "it's teh happening!" every time the news came on, eventually it'll be true but only because you've guessed every single time and missed 99.999% of them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4vT58Zh-ks

Soon

>>18975857
Ooh boy it's getting closer. It might happen this century. I want to finnish all the missions in Skyrim by then

>>18976121
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, anon

>>18975857
I don't think anyone knows, but the signs will be there.
Also the rapture, the reign of the Antichrist and the millenial kingdom needs to happen before the judgment day.
So, not soon

>>18975857
tomorrow

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2019. Black Tidings are upon us.

Be prepared for the worst, and get right with God in the time you have left.

>>18976100
I'm that one saying that shit would happen tomorrow!
But now I think I got it wrong and shit will happen on September 27

>>18976121
I mean theoretically it could be a slow change and all those dates could have been significant

>>18975857
July 1st

Bible says GOD only knows when.

>>18975857
>when will judgement day happen?
When your Mom finds all your porn stash

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>>18976111
Pretty scared tbqh

>>18975874
>Christian god doesn't real
kek fucking retard.

>>18976158
The rapture doesn't exist in christianity. It's a falsehood added by the Catholic church, just like hell itself.

>>18976393
>Catholic Church made up hell
>its first mentioned by Jesus in the gospels

You can't make this shit up. You can however make up purgatory.

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>>18975857
Rapture is coming tomorrow..better prepare your anus, Shitdick

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>>18976158
>pre-tribulation rapture

This is so wrong. Read a bible some time

>>18975857
it already happened, we're just to ignorant to know it.

>>18976157
get a dictionary.

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>>18976879
The fuck you say to me, motherfucker?

>>18975857
Nobody knows and nobody but God will ever know. I have a good feeling it's extremely soon seeing as how fucked things are in the Middle East right now. I honestly think Israel is going to get bombed then we'll get carried up. I wouldn't want to be the country who would piss God off so much that he raptures the world.

>>18975857
Do you believe the Antichrist has been born yet?

>>18977245
I believe he is already in power.

Jared Kushner is my best bet.

>>18976393
You are a retard! The Rapture was started by a man named Darby and the scofield bible in the 19th century. The Catholic Church doesn't teach fundie evangelical rapture bullshit!

>>18975857
It's going on right now.

>>18975857
November, 15th, 2017

Avoid being outside that day, layer up and keep light from making contact with your skin.

>>18977479
Jared Kushner buying 666th avenue seems to be him just mocking that he has all of his cards in place, doesn't it?

>>18975857
If you wanna read the story, make sure you are up to it.
Judgement day is after (baby) Jesus came back. After the number 666 (696).
Judgement Day is simply parenthood.

The bible is a Parenting-For-Dummies book. Kids are to simple to see the metaphors and parents do see it, it is even explain when they are pregnant of their first baby by their doctor.
So you kids have been served.
You know why?
Because the moment your mother knew, she swore she would do anything she can to take care of her fruit.
And some Daddys swore to take care of mother and child.

Religion is just the gift from our ancestors to your parents. Get over it, if you are such a bad ass, go fuck and make kids and prove you can raise it your kids without help.

>(Protip: you can't)

EVERY
SINGLE
GODDAMN
MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE.

>>18978561
if you don't like your life, big up change it!

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>>18975857
It's already happened.

>>18975874
Go and suck your prophet some more Muhammad

>>18975857
It's coincidentally today.
Hereby I judge JHWH to death penalty for having commanded genocide against Hittites, Jebusites and Gergesites. He has to be executed 6000 years ago.

/thread

>>18975857

when I will decide to